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How often do you masturbate??????

  • 09-08-2005 09:26PM
    #1
    Banterville
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭


    So "cum" on...how often do you do it....it's only natural!!!!

    How often do you masturbate 31 votes

    Never.....liar!
    0%
    Once a fortnight...prudish!
    9%
    Mossy Monkarbeitsscheuerkawaii 3 votes
    Once a week....someone must be putting out!
    0%
    3 times a week....satisfactory
    6%
    super_furryyermandan 2 votes
    Daily.....a "solid" "performance"
    29%
    sixpack's little hatStarknobodytheretmanWebmonkeythosBeekayTar.Aldarionruaneg 9 votes
    3 times a day.....legend u must be going blind!
    54%
    BlistermancommitedeirebhoyzorokirvingIrish-truckerqzlogonaprSparkyDaelusAlvisTiffanyed6hellsfreshBantervilledogg_r_69Kare BearJaggy Snake 17 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Almost as frequently as the threads asking how many times I masturabte, appear on AH...


  • #3
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    How original :rolleyes:


  • #4
    stagolee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭stagolee


    Wertz wrote:
    Almost as frequently as the threads asking how many times I masturabte, appear on AH...

    yeah these threads turn me on too :p


  • #5
    miss_gonzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 162 ✭✭miss_gonzo


    depends

    sometimes once a week
    could be once every day
    or even multiple times a day


  • #6
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,681 ✭✭✭Chong


    Yet another stupid thread , theres a sex and sexuality forum to cater for your needs. Why you as person do you have to know anyway how many posters have a **** and how often. If your simply bragging at the fact you enjoy getting intimate with your hand is sad to say the least.


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  • #7
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    3 times a day.....legend u must be going blind!
    so AH has turned into a sex forum again!!!

    yeah


  • #8
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Daily.....a "solid" "performance"
    depends on my mood :p


  • #9
    RopeDrink
    Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,600 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    I would never touch that dirty, sinful thing. :rolleyes:


  • #10
    SouperComputer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,946 ✭✭✭SouperComputer


    six wasnt on the list so I chose 3 ;)


  • #11
    testicle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,426 ✭✭✭testicle


    Fair play SouperComputer. the only one to tell the truth :-)


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  • #12
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Once a fortnight...prudish!
    whenever something sexy happens


  • #13
    Gross Halfwit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 451 ✭✭Gross Halfwit


    Cant....type...too busy....mas...mas...masking taping my windows prior to painting.


  • #14
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Daily.....a "solid" "performance"
    NotMe wrote:
    depends on Tars mood :p
    ya baby,i know it. (shaft styles voice)


  • #15
    alleepally
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭alleepally


    You don't have an option there for "Can't ****, but wants to" due to some medical condition.


  • #16
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    ya baby,i know it. (shaft styles voice)
    What? I never said that! :mad:


  • #17
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Once a fortnight...prudish!
    Never.

    What?

    What?! :rolleyes:


  • #18
    Stark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,354 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    Daily.....a "solid" "performance"
    Zinc deficiency? What zinc deficiency?


  • #19
    Kare Bear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 485 ✭✭Kare Bear


    3 times a day.....legend u must be going blind!
    Bunch of ****;)


  • #20
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Daily.....a "solid" "performance"
    NotMe wrote:
    What? I never said that! :mad:
    rofl a cunning boy you are :P


  • #21
    Third_Echelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,867 ✭✭✭Third_Echelon


    Where's the Atari Jaguar option on the poll?


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  • #22
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Once a fortnight...prudish!
    Kare Bear wrote:
    Bunch of ****;)

    Eh, hello?
    Am I invisible now? :rolleyes:

    Meh...


  • #23
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,904 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    What?


  • #24
    Fysh
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    I would've voted, but there was no option for "pretty much constantly (allowing for muscle cramp, sleep, and nothing else)".

    What?

    What?

    Ok, so it makes eating (and going to work) a bit...interesting, but, you know, I have needs. Or something.


  • #25
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    rofl a cunning boy you are :P
    ;)
    Fysh wrote:
    Ok, so it makes eating (and going to work) a bit...interesting,
    That's what deep pockets are for...


  • #26
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Daily.....a "solid" "performance"
    Victor wrote:
    What?
    ok that was funny :P


  • #27
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,904 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.
    Tee hee hee


  • #28
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Victor wrote:
    Tee hee hee

    Haha, nice one


  • #29
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    RopeDrink wrote:
    I would never touch that dirty, sinful thing. :rolleyes:

    thats what my ex used to say


  • #30
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I think all stupid teenage sex threads in AH should get either locked and moved to the recycle bin or just sent to the S&S board as soon as possible from now on.
    With the extra mods that AH has and the smods there must nearly someone around most times to move it. Maybe I'm just the only one that is getting fed up of this **** getting posted in AH.

    Great pic Victor :D


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  • #31
    Zyox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 939 ✭✭✭Zyox


    Usually once a fortnight. But that goes up to over 3 times a day if I've been around Winter's ma.


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