How often do you masturbate??????

Banterville · 09-08-2005 8:26pm #1

So "cum" on...how often do you do it....it's only natural!!!!

Wertz · 09-08-2005 8:37pm

Almost as frequently as the threads asking how many times I masturabte, appear on AH...

xzanti · 09-08-2005 8:39pm

How original :rolleyes:

stagolee · 09-08-2005 8:42pm

Wertz wrote:

Almost as frequently as the threads asking how many times I masturabte, appear on AH...

yeah these threads turn me on too

miss_gonzo · 09-08-2005 8:47pm

depends

sometimes once a week
could be once every day
or even multiple times a day

Chong · 09-08-2005 8:47pm

Yet another stupid thread , theres a sex and sexuality forum to cater for your needs. Why you as person do you have to know anyway how many posters have a **** and how often. If your simply bragging at the fact you enjoy getting intimate with your hand is sad to say the least.

Sparky · 09-08-2005 8:47pm

3 times a day.....legend u must be going blind!

so AH has turned into a sex forum again!!!

yeah

Tar.Aldarion · 09-08-2005 8:55pm

Daily.....a "solid" "performance"

depends on my mood

RopeDrink · 09-08-2005 8:57pm

I would never touch that dirty, sinful thing. :rolleyes:

SouperComputer · 09-08-2005 8:59pm

six wasnt on the list so I chose 3

testicle · 09-08-2005 9:07pm

Fair play SouperComputer. the only one to tell the truth :-)

Mossy Monk · 09-08-2005 9:08pm

Once a fortnight...prudish!

whenever something sexy happens

Gross Halfwit · 09-08-2005 9:11pm

Cant....type...too busy....mas...mas...masking taping my windows prior to painting.

Tar.Aldarion · 09-08-2005 9:13pm

Daily.....a "solid" "performance"

NotMe wrote:

depends on Tars mood

ya baby,i know it. (shaft styles voice)

alleepally · 09-08-2005 9:23pm

You don't have an option there for "Can't ****, but wants to" due to some medical condition.

NotMe · 09-08-2005 9:27pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

ya baby,i know it. (shaft styles voice)

What? I never said that! :mad:

arbeitsscheuer · 09-08-2005 9:29pm

Once a fortnight...prudish!

Never.

What?

What?! :rolleyes:

Stark · 09-08-2005 9:35pm

Daily.....a "solid" "performance"

Zinc deficiency? What zinc deficiency?

Kare Bear · 09-08-2005 9:38pm

3 times a day.....legend u must be going blind!

Bunch of ****;)

Tar.Aldarion · 09-08-2005 9:39pm

Daily.....a "solid" "performance"

NotMe wrote:

What? I never said that! :mad:

rofl a cunning boy you are :P

Third_Echelon · 09-08-2005 9:39pm

Where's the Atari Jaguar option on the poll?

arbeitsscheuer · 09-08-2005 9:40pm

Once a fortnight...prudish!

Kare Bear wrote:

Bunch of ****;)

Eh, hello?
Am I invisible now? :rolleyes:

Meh...

Victor · 09-08-2005 9:43pm

What?

Fysh · 09-08-2005 9:44pm

I would've voted, but there was no option for "pretty much constantly (allowing for muscle cramp, sleep, and nothing else)".

What?

What?

Ok, so it makes eating (and going to work) a bit...interesting, but, you know, I have needs. Or something.

NotMe · 09-08-2005 9:50pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

rofl a cunning boy you are :P

Fysh wrote:

Ok, so it makes eating (and going to work) a bit...interesting,

That's what deep pockets are for...

Tar.Aldarion · 09-08-2005 9:51pm

Daily.....a "solid" "performance"

Victor wrote:

What?

ok that was funny :P

Victor · 09-08-2005 9:52pm

Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.

Tee hee hee

TerrorFirmer · 09-08-2005 9:55pm

Victor wrote:

Tee hee hee

Haha, nice one

danniemcq · 09-08-2005 9:55pm

RopeDrink wrote:

I would never touch that dirty, sinful thing. :rolleyes:

thats what my ex used to say

Rabies · 09-08-2005 10:02pm

I think all stupid teenage sex threads in AH should get either locked and moved to the recycle bin or just sent to the S&S board as soon as possible from now on.
With the extra mods that AH has and the smods there must nearly someone around most times to move it. Maybe I'm just the only one that is getting fed up of this **** getting posted in AH.

Great pic Victor