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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That post makes me cry.

    In a good way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    It is in my humble bumble opinion that ye are all fukking nuts in here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    eh gads it has been a while

    orifice looks bloodier than before


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Um, that's not blood, it's raspberry jam.

    There was a bit of a food fight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    tSubh Dearg got jammified, remember? After you meat visioned her?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sounds positively filthy, doesn't it?

    Well, it was. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    WHAT did ye do to Jammie??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    he turned her to wet meat with a glance, but I re-jammed her good. Ages ago Jezz, about 30 pages back.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Oh right....carry on!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Where's Matt? I want my hat back...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    'Bout time for another food fight :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    /me throws bun at MoJu


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me waves buns at Fuzzylogic


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    there are buns? I want a bun


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You can have Deadwing's.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me pats oven fondly. I made a bun, once. Using special gravy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Is it ready to eat yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    It needs a bit more firming, i've been feeding them milk, of course.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Mmm, boy flavour.

    [/Weebl]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Any hat shaped buns?


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me cartwheels through the orifice and out the other side


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    I have a sudden urge to go make my special brownies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    What's so special 'bout 'em?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    They're made with cats urine.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Are they hat shaped?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    No but cat shaped :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    I can't wear that...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Wear a brownie?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Matt took hat.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Would you care to put down the funny smelling glow stick for a sec and tell what you are on about? :p


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