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That gob****e who abuses people in town

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Tom Green was the bigest waste of Space EVer! Not funny. Pointless shock tactics . People Laughing at him not with him. No Dignity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭impr0v


    Savage post on that referenced thread by Dublinwriter, it seemed like each knew who the other was.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 902 ✭✭✭thesteve


    I've never seen this guy but god damn it Office Space gave some class quotes for describing people!!!:
    No Talent Ass Clown


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Kingsize


    General Consensus Is He Is A Twat.
    Admittedley He Makes People Laugh But That Doesnt Mean Hes Funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    the only reasons that people laugh at him is 1)because of embarrasment and 2)becaude people laugh sometimes when they wanna kick lumps out of someone...he's not funny end of story


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 790 ✭✭✭Redleslie2


    jcoote wrote:
    the only reasons that people laugh at him is 1)because of embarrasment and 2)becaude people laugh sometimes when they wanna kick lumps out of someone...he's not funny end of story
    3) Because they've never seen a stand up comedian perform before.

    Compare that moron with Rich Hall doing his Otis Lee Crenshaw character, particularly his improvised song about audience members jobs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    eth0_ wrote:
    Good comedians around Dublin: Dermot Whelan, John Lynn, Neil Delamere, Aidan Bishop.
    You were going so well and then Aidan Bishop? He's a useless comedian, just rips off his brother's material and doesn't have the timing to make it work... I love some of Des's stuff but Aidan's just dragging along the coat dails.

    Neil Delamere now, is a completely different story :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,475 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    Dear jesus - this old chestnut again.

    I like him, i find him funny, most people who stand and watch him find him funny (or so I conclude from their laughter). Very few people actually have the guts to get out there and do it like he does - and I have seen him back it up with a drunken scumbag once who knocked over his guitar.

    I for one, as someone who has felt intimidated walking through town am happy to see him take the piss out of scangers. Its a little moral victory (maybe its not - but it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside).

    Anyway I'm repeating myself a lot from the last thread on this - but just thought i'd offer a little balance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    I'm kinda with you here RE*AC*TOR, he's far from the best comedian in the world (or even Ireland) but he gets the odd laugh from me. Some of his stuff is abusive and uncalled for but for the mainstay I enjoy watching him if I'm passing through Temple Bar. Beats the little skangers singing the fields of Athenry anyway!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Hes brilliant in fairness, his insults have a bit of wit, its not as if hes just standing shouting "oi, wanker!" or whatever

    His sets nearly always get ended by the cops on public order/obscenity grounds :D

    Mind you they dont let anyone speak- the rapper and his beatboxer, that long haired Aussie who rants against Bush, aint no free speech in Temple Bar


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 790 ✭✭✭Redleslie2


    RE*AC*TOR wrote:
    I for one, as someone who has felt intimidated walking through town am happy to see him take the piss out of scangers. Its a little moral victory (maybe its not - but it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside)..
    Spoilt brat TD's sons from D4 Vs Scangers. I can't decide who I hate more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭OFDM


    Sleepy wrote:
    Neil Delamere now, is a completely different story :)
    Neil Delamere is complete rubbish. He keeps trying to use his lame ass Stira attic stairs joke all the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭BizzyC


    I think I've seen this guy in TB, not funny.

    Saw him on TV aswell and it was just pathetic, he's a real to$$er.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Hey Dave,
    Just to say that you are an arrogant cock, it's amazing how none of your responses really deal with events in a realistic fashion but rather create some sort of fantastical imagery that belongs in a kids adventure book.
    I can't WAIT for the day somebody breaks your teeth in, but until then, best of luck with your amazing career.

    I left this at his guestbook, jesus he's one hell of a nob, you can also contribute your views here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭aphex™


    I think some of his stuff is funny because the people walking around Dublin are so steriotypical, and a large percentage of them deserve to have the piss throughally pulled.

    However, you can imagine what sort of childhood this guy had... he must have suffered every type of abuse possible if he has to stand in the street with a microphone and slag off other people.

    Which is ironic because I think he looks like a gimp aswell.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 790 ✭✭✭Redleslie2


    However, you can imagine what sort of childhood this guy had...
    He had an immensely privileged childhood.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭JackKelly


    , and a large percentage of them deserve to have the piss throughally pulled..

    Wtf.A large percentage of people walking Dublins streets minding their own business deserve to be heckled by a flappy hairded git, because they are so "steriotypical"?

    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭aphex™


    TimAy wrote:
    Wtf.A large percentage of people walking Dublins streets minding their own business deserve to be heckled by a flappy hairded git, because they are so "steriotypical"?
    Yeah... they are so steriotypical its shocking.

    On an average day you've got.. lets see..

    The skangers ... schwa wearing tracksuits "ready for sport at any moment" schwa.
    The D4 heads roysh
    Plonkers showing off their girlfriends
    Muppets trying to show off how rich they are by borrowing on their credit card

    Its like a jungle, everybody showing their colours inventing ways to make themselves look great. Right down to the people looking at his show and smoking at the same time to make themselves look cool.

    They're not really the most likable of people, I'm not blaming him for what he does but its not like 99.9% of people feel the need to make a scene about it in the street (except for the skangers, God love them).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭aphex™


    Redleslie2 wrote:
    He had an immensely privileged childhood.
    Did he? Oh, well money isn't everything. He could still have been sent off to boarding school and had any number of things happen to him (and i'm not just talking sexual).

    The guy needs therapy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭JackKelly


    Yeah... they are so steriotypical its shocking.

    On an average day you've got.. lets see..

    The skangers ... schwa wearing tracksuits "ready for sport at any moment" schwa.
    The D4 heads roysh
    Plonkers showing off their girlfriends
    Muppets trying to show off how rich they are by borrowing on their credit card

    Its like a jungle, everybody showing their colours inventing ways to make themselves look great. Right down to the people looking at his show and smoking at the same time to make themselves look cool.

    They're not really the most likable of people, I'm not blaming him for what he does but its not like 99.9% of people feel the need to make a scene about it in the street (except for the skangers, God love them).

    Thats the biggest load of **** i've ever heard. Being of a certain stereotype and "showing off your colours" are different things.
    It seems everything everyone does is part of a stereotype to you. "jesus i hate how everyone is walking these days.its so stereotypical".

    And because of these people being part of a stereotype, it's ok for some other bender to call it comedy by shouting abuse at them? Tbh, it's bullying, all his little followers stand around laughing as he berates some poor soul trying to walk the road.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Yeah... they are so steriotypical its shocking.

    On an average day you've got.. lets see..

    The skangers ... schwa wearing tracksuits "ready for sport at any moment" schwa.
    The D4 heads roysh
    Plonkers showing off their girlfriends
    Muppets trying to show off how rich they are by borrowing on their credit card

    Its like a jungle, everybody showing their colours inventing ways to make themselves look great. Right down to the people looking at his show and smoking at the same time to make themselves look cool.

    They're not really the most likable of people, I'm not blaming him for what he does but its not like 99.9% of people feel the need to make a scene about it in the street (except for the skangers, God love them).


    Jesus thats the biggest load of absolute **** I've EVER heard

    So what if the days comes when he really insults you in a way that really gets to you, for the "enjoyment" of the crowd, can we laugh and say "Ah sure what harm that Aphex is just a stereostypical dub???"

    Lot of people just trying to walk by, minding their own business, when this dickwad comes along and abuses them for the "fun"

    But guess they deserve it, since they are so stereotypical...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭aphex™


    Lads I didn't say they deserve it... I said I didn't blame him... God knows what happened to him when he was younger that he needs to stand up and give out such negativity in such a public fashion.

    I also said i didn't blame him.. as in my opinion... the people in the crowd are not the most likable of people. Thats my opinion though.

    OPINION:
    Eg. the D4's.. if someone has to wear Tommy Hilfiger to make themselves feel superior to me then **** them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    I also said i didn't blame him.. as in my opinion... the people in the crowd are not the most likable of people. Thats my opinion though.
    It's not just the people in the crowd .. it's people walking by, on thier way to god knows where.

    personally i don't like his act as peeps have stated here a few times.

    Relying on heckeling is one thing, but just picking on people who have nothing to do with the show whatsoever is a interesting approch.
    however insulting people to incudle them is what i dont' like.

    I've been picked on by him as i walked by .. ( was something about getting my hair cut), i just shouted back "I can get my hair cut, your just a wanker" ... he didn't reply back to me.

    Personaly if i'm in a bad mood again and i'm in town , i think i'll try and find his show.

    at least he hasn't dropped down to the lowest of the low . racist jokes and jibes...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭aphex™


    Megatron wrote:
    I've been picked on by him as i walked by .. ( was something about getting my hair cut), i just shouted back "I can get my hair cut, your just a wanker" ... he didn't reply back to me.
    Well in that situation I'd slag him back in a way that would make him look like a plonker for doing what he does. Maybe ask him if he got kicked out by the wife again, and whats his problem, he dresses like a gimp anyway.

    Even stuff that you don't care about just make it up and throw it at him.

    Ask him was he bullied in school.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,038 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    "Get a real job" seems to work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 165,998 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    I posted an edited version of this article a while back on another thread regarding this prat.

    You can draw your own conclusions!!
    David McSavage, comedian, and Barry Andrews, Fianna Fáil TD, are the eldest of five children of former TD and Minister for Foreign Affairs, David Andrews, and his wife Annette. They are, accordingly, the grandsons of Todd Andrews and the nephews of former MEP Niall Andrews.

    They grew up in Blackrock, Co Dublin along with three younger sisters:Sinead, who works for Goal, Clare and Mary, "who asked to be described a tall, beautiful blonde," says Barry. She is studying at the College of Surgeons. "A doctor in the family at last," says David.

    Barry took over his father's Dáil seat in Dún Laoghaire in the 2002 election and is vice-chairman of the European Affairs Committee. He taught history before qualifying as a barrister. He and his wife are expecting their first child.

    David has two sons and appears regularly as a street performer in Temple Bar, at comedy venues, and on the Late Late Show. He was arrested during the 1986 Edinburgh Festival for profanity. The case was dismissed after he argued that the word "war" was more profane than the word "penis".

    For a flavour of his work (and his spelling) and news of forthcoming gigs, see his website, www.davidmcsavage.com

    DAVID McSAVAGE

    Me and Barry. Yeah. Well there was always a lot of rivalry. I was always crying out for attention, and Barry always got it. It made me crazy, really jealous, so I became a terrible tease. Eventually I found a more acceptable way of getting attention by going on stage.

    I was always looking for my father's approval. I wasn't any good at school or at sports, so I got no praise or attention from him at all. I could always make him laugh, though. That I could do. And that's what I am doing for a living. Looking for affirmation.

    I love performing and I have an almost desperate need to do it. I suffer from performalism. I was always in trouble for messing. Getting in trouble excited me. Barry and I never hung out together. I was the black sheep. I didn't fit.

    I had to get out of the country, away from my family. I felt very repressed. I went away out of Dublin. I hated the place. So I went to New York for a while, and Boston. Lived in Japan for a year-and-a-half, busking and teaching English and getting laid. I've definitely had more sex than Barry, by the way.

    Dad disappointed me as well as me disappointing him. I wish he had been an actor. I think he would have been happier. He would have been good at it. He would have been good in Westerns. He's a very principled man, very honest; he has a very strong sense of right and wrong. He's very rugged, very appealing, but there was never any overt show of emotion. He could out-Wayne John Wayne. Leave you behind like Clint Eastwood.

    My father may be stiff but he is dead honest, really honest. Never implicated in any wrongdoing. Barry will be the same. I wasn't surprised when Barry became a politician, that he followed on in the family tradition.

    I feel sorry I was never close to Barry. I feel sorry I wasn't a better big brother to him. I teased him unmercifully. He was very cute though, very cherubic. He knew how to get his way.

    I am very glad about my two sons, though; they are very close and supportive of one another. My father and his brother Niall; they were possibly closer than me and Barry.

    Barry is naturally a funnier guy than I am. Wittier. Very sharp, quick and honest. I hope he will show more of his personality.

    I'm the wayward one, a bit self-destructive. Barry's got an old soul. A couple of years ago I was in Edinburgh, and Hannah and the boys (we were separated at the time) had come to Ireland from Poland for a holiday. Barry rang me and said "If you don't get back here I'm never talking to you again." He looks after me in his way.

    A lot of stuff goes unsaid but I guess we both want things to get better. I go to a therapist now, which is good. It's like having an accountant if you are bad with money.

    BARRY ANDREWS

    David has tried everything, been all over the world. My mother is very much the glue that binds the family; she has kept everyone together.

    At school, from the very beginning, he was always into drama - he'd play the lead in plays at Willow Park and in various dramas at Blackrock College. He had a real talent and has been able to develop that talent into a career. But you know in those days, the education system didn't really measure that kind of talent.

    He has always been very funny. He would just kill you, crack you up, even in the middle of a row. He puts on a cabaret at the drop of a hat and is forever entertaining people. That's really been him all his life.

    When we were in Willow Park he played the lead in Maid of the Mountains, I think it was called. I was in the chorus. The story goes that our grandfather [Todd Andrews] keeled over into the aisle.

    We were always into different stuff: David was into Judge Dredd and sci-fi, and I was reading soccer mags and The Famous Five and The Secret Seven.

    He was always very verbal, a very good mimic, making fun of everyone, crazy stuff, jumping around. Pure slapstick. Did he help Dad in any elections? Well, I remember a time when he covered a dog with about 60 stickers with Dad's name on them. I think he was retired from the canvass shortly after that.

    We didn't hang out with the same crowd. When I finished college, I went to Australia, and David told me to look up some friends of his. So I did, and we've been friends ever since. David subsequently lost all interest in them. He likes to say I stole his friends.

    The first time I went to see him perform was in Copenhagen, and I came away really impressed. That was when I knew he was going to make it as a comedian.

    He got arrested in Edinburgh in 1996. I went over to see him with Sinead. Were in the audience; he was busking on the Royal Mile and police arrested him. He shouted at me to get his stuff, which I did, and then I went to the police station. I was in my final year of Law and thought I could be the big brother, but I was sent packing. I was of no use to him, whatsoever. When the case was thrown out, he was carried shoulder-high by all the other buskers.

    I found a great present for him a couple of years ago, a report card from Blackrock College, and I had it framed for him. It was from Third Year, I think, and it read something like this:

    "Dear Mr and Mrs Andrews,
    I regret to inform you that your son David was seen today on the dual-carriageway waving at cars and smoking a cigar when he should have been at P.E."

    He has it on his wall to this day.

    In conversation with Patsey Murphy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭aphex™


    Ahh so its the unloved as a child syndrome he is suffering from.

    So now if he says anything about anybody here- saying "whats the matter, parents didn't love you?" should stop him dead in his tracks and he'll talk about that, he obviously feels the need to. Meanwhile leaving open the door for a quick escape for you.

    Megatron you should take solice in the fact that his father thought him more of a Gob****e than you ever will.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭karlh


    did anyone actually see his live show? it was great.

    i'm just as bored by his street performance though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭o Fiac


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    again: The mentaility of the people who think him being able to "back it up", ie: fight people, somehow justifies what was rightly described as bullying, is a little confused I think.

    I don't care if people find him funny. There was no humour in what I saw of him, and it was offensive, bigoted and cruel. He should be the opening act for NF rallies.

    I'm repeating myself a little here, but this guy incites a real loathing in me. TimAy is bang on - it's just bullying pure and simple.


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