Stupid reasons for getting kicked out

Borzoi · 19-07-2005 02:38PM

Colleagues of mine were on the razz in Cork, and went to a comedy club in the evening. The comedian was crap so they stopped listening and started taking the mick out of each other.

So they were kicked out, of the comedy club, for laughing :rolleyes:

So they went to get their money back, €5 a skull, the bouncer initially said no, but when they explained that all 20 of them would 'wreck the gaff', he relented.

weemcd · 19-07-2005 02:47PM

breaking my glass (and a few others tbh)
wtf like?

i was totally out of line tho, and i know i should have been kicked out, hope im not barred

hussey · 19-07-2005 02:50PM

Was kicked out of the temple theather back in teh day for not saying please when ordering a drink

Me : "Can I have a pint of bulmers"
Barmaid "And what else"
Me "No, just bulmers, just one drink"
BM : "and what else"

... didn't cop on, until the bouncer asked me to leave, after i stormed off for saying "For flucks sake"

monkeyfudge · 19-07-2005 02:53PM

I got kicked out of my Brazilian girlfriends family home earlier in the year as her parents didn't like becasue I didn't eat much food and didn't talk to them too much. They don't speak English, and I don't speak Portuguese... so I really didn't see the point in starting huge conversations about 'which way to the toilet?' and 'how much are these apples?' which was pretty much the limit of my Portuguese.

Altough it wasn't much fun being stuck in the middle of huge Brazilian city with no grasp of the language and wondering what I'm going to do for the next week of my holiday...

weemcd · 19-07-2005 02:56PM

monkeyfudge wrote:

I got kicked out of my Brazilian girlfriends family home earlier in the year as her parents didn't like becasue I didn't eat much food and didn't talk to them too much. They don't speak English, and I don't speak Portuguese... so I really didn't see the point in starting huge conversations about 'which way to the toilet?' and 'how much are these apples?' which was pretty much the limit of my Portuguese.

Altough it wasn't much fun being stuck in the middle of huge Brazilian city with no grasp of the language and wondering what I'm going to do for the next week of my holiday...

I bust my hole laughing at that!

you and the gf still together?

that sounds like the ultimate "meet the parents" scenario

monkeyfudge · 19-07-2005 02:58PM

weemcd wrote:

I bust my hole laughing at that!

you and the gf still together?

that sounds like the ultimate "meet the parents" scenario

I'm currently trying to patch things up. She is a belly dancer afterall.. I don't want to give up on things too easily...

Tar.Aldarion · 19-07-2005 03:01PM

you could try and patch up with the parents with convos like 'which way to the apples' and 'how much is this toilet'

HelterSkelter · 19-07-2005 03:01PM

At the Turk's head in temple this is the way the conversation went with some nordie bouncer:

Bouncer: "ID Lads"
Me: "here ya go" (gives him driving licence)
Bouncer: "Sorry, Garda ID Only"
Me: "What! This is a driving licence"
Bouncer: "I said Garda ID only"
Me: "You can use a driving licence to apply for Garda ID"
Bouncer: "Move away from the door"
Me: "Go back to Northern Ireland you nordie bastard!!"

skywalker · 19-07-2005 03:02PM

Im absolutely split down the middle as to whether your joking or not. If you are joking kudos on the elaborate backstory. If your not . . . . has she got a sister?

YeatsCounty · 19-07-2005 03:02PM

hussey wrote:

Was kicked out of the temple theather back in teh day for not saying please when ordering a drink

Me : "Can I have a pint of bulmers"
Barmaid "And what else"
Me "No, just bulmers, just one drink"
BM : "and what else"

... didn't cop on, until the bouncer asked me to leave, after i stormed off for saying "For flucks sake"

Sounds like a good, fast barman.

He wouldn't do well on a busy Saturday night in a nightclub.....

RuggieBear · 19-07-2005 03:06PM

i got kicked out of the Portherhouse in Temple Bar. I'd been drinking pints of erdinger all night and then at 11pm the price of them went up by a euro. I refused to pay 6 euro for the pint and I asked for a pint of tap water instead....barman called the bouncers over to eject me.

ed6hellsfresh · 19-07-2005 03:07PM

i decide to have my 18th on the 17th of october at a certain pub in dun laoghaire, that will remain nameless(40ft). my b-day was on the 18 th which was a sunday so i thought saturday would be better. they let us just walk in and order some drinks then the bouncer asked to see my i.d....... a few minutes later i was outside the pub looking in at my party... staring up at the big clock at the town hall counting down...painfully slowly to midnight. he promissed me a pint be i am still to get it.

scabbiest thing EVER

joejoem · 19-07-2005 03:11PM

Tha Gopher wrote:

So, rather than try these on with the back itchin off me, as well as not wantin the next person who tries on the shirt to find half my back skin in it, I decided to find some toilets so i could peel a bit of the loose skin off. Headed to mackers in the Ilac, across from Burger King (didnt go to BK because I think their jacks have that blue lighting yo stop junkies shooting up, and id probably need a good view of my skin to see what was peelin off)

I am never trying on clothes again, that is gross, really gross

Megatron · 19-07-2005 03:23PM

HelterSkelter wrote:

At the Turk's head in temple this is the way the conversation went with some nordie bouncer:

Bouncer: "ID Lads"
Me: "here ya go" (gives him driving licence)
Bouncer: "Sorry, Garda ID Only"
Me: "What! This is a driving licence"
Bouncer: "I said Garda ID only"
Me: "You can use a driving licence to apply for Garda ID"
Bouncer: "Move away from the door"
Me: "Go back to Northern Ireland you nordie bastard!!"

i had the same sort of problem . but he told me that a Driving licence could be forged , and he wanted a passport, apart from pointing out that can be faked as well, he wasn't budging on this.

So i turned around and ask :

"So you telling me i do need my passport to go drinking on the southside ?"

He just started lauging , but wouldn't budge ... showed him my residency permit for living in Finland , and bang i was in. ... d1ckhead

monkeyfudge · 19-07-2005 03:26PM

skywalker wrote:

Im absolutely split down the middle as to whether your joking or not. If you are joking kudos on the elaborate backstory. If your not . . . . has she got a sister?

Oh it's all true I'm afraid to say.

Luckily I was able to find a nice cheap hotel for the rest of the holiday and speant alot of time in a cool little internet café called 'Monkey' that was just a short walk from the hotel.

oh.. and no sister.. no...

Sparky · 19-07-2005 06:27PM

I once got thrown out of the pub attached to the landmark hotel, for being too drunk, 1 drink FFS,and im only there 10 mins, then as im outside the bouncer says i didnt see your id, so im halfway to getting it out of my pocket when the two of them see i have a keycard of my room in the hotel, they quickley then let me in again, and said sorry we thought you were someone else.

keevita · 19-07-2005 06:39PM

hussey wrote:

Was kicked out of the temple theather back in teh day for not saying please when ordering a drink

Me : "Can I have a pint of bulmers"
Barmaid "And what else"
Me "No, just bulmers, just one drink"
BM : "and what else"

... didn't cop on, until the bouncer asked me to leave, after i stormed off for saying "For flucks sake"

oh thats good...so good!

Nightwish · 19-07-2005 06:59PM

I was thrown out of the palace cos my drink got spiked and I collapsed. bouncer wouldnt believe my friends that I was after having only 1 drink.

Refused entry to the wonderful kip of a niteclub called the venue in Kilkenny cos the bouncers said my age card was fake. I saw two cops walking past so I called them over and asked them to examine my age card. They both said it was real, to the bouncers. The bouncers then said "well your definatley not getting in now" and I protested and they said I was too drunk - I don't even drink.

refused entry to the POD because I'm from Kilkenny (WTF?)

cmcquaid · 19-07-2005 11:23PM

i got refused because when i was asked how much i had to drink i said about 3 pints(yeah right) and i then fell in a drunken heap in front of the bouncers. after that no chance

Pighead · 19-07-2005 11:55PM

OK, Im selfish. I didn't want to make my mum a cup of tea so she kicked me out. (thats the short story!) so what should I do to get my own back? I tried sleeping in the front garden but i gave in to the neighbours who invited me in for a cup of tea (ironic i know). so i ended up crashing with them for a few years

Sparky · 20-07-2005 12:01AM

Pighead wrote:

OK, Im selfish. I didn't want to make my mum a cup of tea so she kicked me out. (thats the short story!) so what should I do to get my own back? I tried sleeping in the front garden but i gave in to the neighbours who invited me in for a cup of tea (ironic i know). so i ended up crashing with them for a few years

over a cup of tea, thats harsh, well at least you made a new friend with your neighbour.

OfflerCrocGod · 20-07-2005 12:02AM

I got kicked out of a place for robbing it.

Now I ask you is that unfair or not!

Sparky · 20-07-2005 12:04AM

OfflerCrocGod wrote:

I got kicked out of a place for robbing it.

Now I ask you is that unfair or not!

thats totally unfair

BobTheBeat · 20-07-2005 12:52AM

Not so much getting kicked out, but getting refused.... when I was in the states a few years back,I went to buy some cigarettes in a shop. Asked for me brand, request was made for the id, no probs (or so I thought) as I produce my Irish passport.Queue begins to build up behind me... Shop assistant, looks at me blankly "Im sorry I can accept that". WTF I say, "Its an Irish passport!?", "Im sorry but I can only accept state of pennsylvania drivers license". The whole shop erupts in laughter, further pissing off the assistant. A black gentleman behind me guffaws "Its a fckin passport, whats the problem!!". Manager eventually arrives, apologises profusely, off I go on my merry way with 20 Marlbys, cherry Pepsi and a bag of doritos 3d's:- pure class.

tman · 20-07-2005 01:09AM

myself and a friend almost got barred from the only decent club in Galway not so long ago.
we were having a good old piss taking session, and decided to gaily start swinging each other around in some bizzare hybrid of the tango and riverdance that we'd made up on the spot.
after getting warned by the bouncer twice, we decided to try it a third time. only to get escorted off the premises by our collars

i've been barred from the blue note for topping up a pitcher of beer from a bag full of cans. man i miss being a scabby student

ah yeah. was escorted out of another club for getting rowdy with one of the patrons.
the same friend from the first story threw some water over the top of the toilet cubicles, hoping to get me wet - the dumbass threw it into the wrong cubicle though.
the rednecked tractor lifting mofo occupying that cubicle didn't take too kindly to getting his fred perry shirt wet

the bouncers got us to leave for our own safety iirc.
that was ****ing years ago, back when the Karma was known as "The Alley"

eyebrows · 20-07-2005 10:11AM

bobmeaney wrote:

Not so much getting kicked out, but getting refused.... when I was in the states a few years back,I went to buy some cigarettes in a shop. Asked for me brand, request was made for the id, no probs (or so I thought) as I produce my Irish passport.Queue begins to build up behind me... Shop assistant, looks at me blankly "Im sorry I can accept that". WTF I say, "Its an Irish passport!?", "Im sorry but I can only accept state of pennsylvania drivers license". The whole shop erupts in laughter, further pissing off the assistant. A black gentleman behind me guffaws "Its a fckin passport, whats the problem!!". Manager eventually arrives, apologises profusely, off I go on my merry way with 20 Marlbys, cherry Pepsi and a bag of doritos 3d's:- pure class.

haha that reminded me of something else.

My cousin (over to the states) once went into a offie to get some drink. when asked for his ID he showed his passport to which the woman replied "this is obviously a fake as months only go as far as 12". I mean omfg. What a retard.

Let me explain: his birthday was say 22-06-1980(don’t actually know) which in America should be 06-22-1980 (months and days reversed) so she thought the month was 22. Even when he explained she still wouldn’t serve/believe him :eek: .

Holy shít. Do Americans not realise there is more to this planet then just America. Funny as fúck though

BizzyC · 20-07-2005 10:18AM

Got a similar situation with my brother, though the funniest was his reaction.

Went into a liquer store, got a few beers and brought them to the counter.
Was told his passport wouldn't do it, he'd need a state of Massateuchets(sp?) drivers licence. He then asked "I'm on holiday here for a few weeks, how am I supposed to get beer?" to which the 16 year old behind the counter replied "get a state of MA drivers licence".

So my brother, quite annoyed storms out of the shop, yelling out "thanks a lot America, Land of the Free!".
He started cringing for saying that the second he left the shop.

BobTheBeat · 20-07-2005 08:13PM

Gotta love the yanks, not surprising really, only 20%** of Americans even have passports! :rolleyes:

amazingemmet · 20-07-2005 08:38PM

OfflerCrocGod wrote:

I got kicked out of a place for robbing it.

Now I ask you is that unfair or not!

I think what you meant to say was you got kicked out for getting caught robbing

Kêrmêttê · 20-07-2005 11:23PM

Got kicked out and barred from a pub at the tender age of 17.
There was a group of 12 of us and half of us were underage and all of us underage were NOT drinking alkymahall.
When the bar manager finally noticed us all sitting in the corner, (after approx 2 hrs), he decided that he wouldnt serve us underaged ppls... not even coke or orange.
One of the drinkers decided to call him over and ordered 12 pints of tap water from him.
We were all then booted out of the pub and told never to come back... extremely silly tbh :rolleyes:

Stupid reasons for getting kicked out

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