Stupid reasons for getting kicked out

eyebrows · 19-07-2005 12:33PM #1

Just wondering if anyone had any stupid reasons for getting kicked out of somewhere.

eg. My brother got kicked out of a night club for sitting on the stairs (that’s not the stupid one). One of my mates then got kicked out for laughing at my bro getting kicked out. How fecken stupid was that. I was in stitches afterwards though (Lucky no bouncer seen me then so

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She-Ra · 19-07-2005 12:36PM

a friend of mine got kicked out of a (shall remain nameless) pub after someone tripped him up and he stumbled over a table.. angry at the time, brilliant now!

Squirrel · 19-07-2005 12:37PM

My brothers friend has Spinabifida(sp?) and was struggling to walk up the stairs to a club and was refused for being too drunk, completely sober at the time, that's just wrong, fair enough if the bouncers don't like you but because of a physical handicap... :mad:

And a guy in my club was thrown out for being drunk 2 nights before a race and he was driving everyone else home, so also completely sober, he stepped on a bottle and fell, badly damaging his knee then got it dislocated when the bouncers quite roughly threw him out

county · 19-07-2005 12:38PM

Squirrel wrote:

My brothers friend has Spinabifida(sp?) and was struggling to walk up the stairs to a club and was refused for being too drunk, completely sober at the time, that's just wrong, fair enough if the bouncers don't like you but because of a physical handicap... :mad:

thats pretty bad!!

Einstein · 19-07-2005 12:40PM

i got barred from dunkin donuts on grafton street when i was 16 for dropping a napkin from my seat upstairs, and it landed in the salad bar area.

MorningStar · 19-07-2005 12:44PM

I got kicked out of a place for saying hi to a guy who was been kicked and I didn't notice :rolleyes:

TerrorFirmer · 19-07-2005 12:46PM

I was kicked out of a store for wearing a jacket that was too big....now that was stupid

MorningStar · 19-07-2005 12:49PM

Squirrel wrote:

My brothers friend has Spinabifida(sp?) and was struggling to walk up the stairs to a club and was refused for being too drunk, completely sober at the time, that's just wrong, fair enough if the bouncers don't like you but because of a physical handicap... :mad:

I actually refused to serve a guy once because he appeared drunk and one of the guys on the table came up and explianed he had a condition. I felt bad but what was I going to do it wasn't because he had a disability just a misunderstanding. Staggering and slured speach are the sign of a drunk

Dinner · 19-07-2005 12:55PM

All the way back in First Year, mine and another class got kicked out of the history museum for just "being to noisy".

Yeah, not as good as some but, meh.

Oriel · 19-07-2005 12:55PM

I actually refused to serve a guy once because he appeared drunk and one of the guys on the table came up and explianed he had a condition. I felt bad but what was I going to do it wasn't because he had a disability just a misunderstanding. Staggering and slured speach are the sign of a drunk

I have a stutter and somebody did that once, thinking I was drunk!

Riamfada · 19-07-2005 01:02PM

I got icked out of Capitol. The Barman was giving my girlfriend free shots and gigglin with the other barmen and whispering at smiling at her. Well obviously I wasnt impressed. Not impressed at all. Especially as my girlfriend was loving it. So obviously I told the barman to stay the F*ck awak. Next thing I know im lying outside on the ground....

But I feel I made my point.

shellby · 19-07-2005 01:10PM

MorningStar wrote:

I got kicked out of a place for saying hi to a guy who was been kicked and I didn't notice :rolleyes:

lol i once got refused entry for asking a friend why they hadn't been allowed in

muckwarrior · 19-07-2005 01:14PM

Grimes wrote:

I got icked out of Capitol. The Barman was giving my girlfriend free shots and gigglin with the other barmen and whispering at smiling at her. Well obviously I wasnt impressed. Not impressed at all. Especially as my girlfriend was loving it. So obviously I told the barman to stay the F*ck awak. Next thing I know im lying outside on the ground....

But I feel I made my point.

She'd be the one i'd be mad at tbh.

Kingsize · 19-07-2005 01:19PM

Walkin past hogans on georges st with a couple of my mates,i was swigging a bottle of becks , the bouncer from hogans told me to "bring the drink back inside" me & the mates explained to him that we werent even in the pub
to which he replied " right then, yiz are all barred!" ???

BizzyC · 19-07-2005 01:19PM

I got refused entry for being too young......how stupid was that!

shellby · 19-07-2005 01:24PM

BizzyC wrote:

I got refused entry for being too young......how stupid was that!

ye ridiculous :rolleyes:

Tar.Aldarion · 19-07-2005 01:28PM

i got refused from the cinema because i didnt bring any id...wtf

lilulila · 19-07-2005 01:36PM

My bf got refused from a night club for having his hair shaved too short. the funny thing was the bouncers cut was shorter than his :rolleyes:

NeMiSiS · 19-07-2005 01:43PM

Vision Express.. for testing my own eyes with about 8 pairs of glasses on.. They don't like you using their computers..
I don't wear glasses.

Oriel · 19-07-2005 01:55PM

NeMiSiS wrote:

Vision Express...They don't like you using their computers..
I don't wear glasses.

Hehe

eyebrows · 19-07-2005 02:06PM

Kingsize wrote:

Walkin past hogans on georges st with a couple of my mates,i was swigging a bottle of becks , the bouncer from hogans told me to "bring the drink back inside" me & the mates explained to him that we werent even in the pub
to which he replied " right then, yiz are all barred!" ???

lol. Good stuff. Another example of a bouncer's crazy logic

BizzyC wrote:

I got refused entry for being too young......how stupid was that!

:eek: unbelievable scenes.

I was once asked for my ID, so I showed my garda age card and he wouldn't accept it. I then showed my student card (which could easily have been a fake) and whatta ya know, in I go.

BizzyC · 19-07-2005 02:14PM

Well rob, you do look like a 15 year old these days.
At least you looked like a woman when you had long hair, bouncers go easier on the chicks...

YeatsCounty · 19-07-2005 02:15PM

Kingsize wrote:

Walkin past hogans on georges st with a couple of my mates,i was swigging a bottle of becks , the bouncer from hogans told me to "bring the drink back inside" me & the mates explained to him that we werent even in the pub
to which he replied " right then, yiz are all barred!" ???

I've never been thrown out of a place but this reminds me of an encounter with a bouncer I recently had in Temple Bar.

Long story short: i had to go into a pub to get a friend who had run in looking for another friend (it was a frustrating time for all). I showed the bouncer my Garda ID and he let me in.

As I was walking out, he asked me for my ID. Again. He examined it for a long while and then proclaimed "So you're 20 then, are you?"
"Yes"
"You don't look it."
"That's what a lot of people say"
"......right. So you're 20. What do you do?
"i'm in college."
"No way! There's no way you're old enough to be in college!!"
"Umm.......I am....."
"No way, there's no way you're in college!"
"I'm 20......"
"I know, but there's no way you're in college!"

Sensing a neverending trend and losing the will to live, I left him with only his thoughts and some of my bewilderment.

eyebrows · 19-07-2005 02:17PM

BizzyC wrote:

Well rob, you do look like a 15 year old these days.
At least you looked like a woman when you had long hair, bouncers go easier on the chicks...

well the hair's back lond again so all I need now is a mini skirt and a pair of tits and I'm sorted.

Tha Gopher · 19-07-2005 02:19PM

I think its worst when you are kicked out without reason at all

A few days back, I was in town, on my own just arsin about, seein what I might buy. Anyway, went to Burger King in the Ilac centre, ate and headed to a few shops. Saw some nice American football jerseys/basketball shirts going relatively cheap in one shop, so I thought Id try some on.
Problem was, even wearin them for a few seconds itched the **** out of me, because my back was peeling and still slightly burnt after i got absoloutely cooked in the sun the previous Sunday.

So, rather than try these on with the back itchin off me, as well as not wantin the next person who tries on the shirt to find half my back skin in it, I decided to find some toilets so i could peel a bit of the loose skin off. Headed to mackers in the Ilac, across from Burger King (didnt go to BK because I think their jacks have that blue lighting yo stop junkies shooting up, and id probably need a good view of my skin to see what was peelin off)

Anyway walk into mackers, security man, Indian/Pakistani lad, about 30, says "woah, are you alright?"
Thinkin he had spotted what was at the time pretty nasty loose skin on my neck i said "eh, yeah, thanks" and head for the jacks. Just as Im about to go in he comes in and throws me out of the restaurent without any explanation!

Ive come up with 3 reasons why
1- I look similiar to someone who caused trouble in there maybe
2- He mistook my peeling skin on my arm as some sort of sign of heroin use
3- He didnt like seein me come out of BK and 20 mins later use the jacks in McDonalds for free

Madness

BizzyC · 19-07-2005 02:21PM

Ah, come on, you know you have the skirt already.

Not quite the same, but a friend of mine got kicked out of annebelles for being locked, and then got barred cause he kept calling the south african bouncer who wouldn't let him back in a "filthy aztec"

YeatsCounty · 19-07-2005 02:22PM

eyebrows wrote:

I was once asked for my ID, so I showed my garda age card and he wouldn't accept it. I then showed my student card (which could easily have been a fake) and whatta ya know, in I go.

I know I'm 99% likely to be wrong, but i thought that a Garda Age Card was pretty much up there with a passport as a proof of identity.

BizzyC · 19-07-2005 02:27PM

They'll refuse it on student nights, then you need to have both.

YeatsCounty · 19-07-2005 02:32PM

Ah, now I am understanding correctly.

My old student card (before IT Sligo introduced colour ones) looked like a very bad one which had been printed off a computer by a blind five year old.

Two officials in a london Underground station had a good long laugh at it before they gave me a student ticket. To be honest, I was laughing along with them.

NeMiSiS · 19-07-2005 02:32PM

Wolf from Gladiators was working in the Sound House in Naas from what I hear..
I bet that made for some interesting ejections from premises.
TK

eyebrows · 19-07-2005 02:37PM

BizzyC wrote:

Ah, come on, you know you have the skirt already.

Not quite the same, but a friend of mine got kicked out of annebelles for being locked, and then got barred cause he kept calling the south african bouncer who wouldn't let him back in a "filthy aztec"

yeah you're ma told me to hold onto it to remember the good old times(sorry had to be said)

btw you're friend must be some friggen eejit. funny though.

Stupid reasons for getting kicked out

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