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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #1442
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    There's plenty of Sarky to go around.

    Really. I've been putting on weight.


  • #1443
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    marry your own fridge?

    i have a spare 1950's fridge, that has good morals, dress sense and taste in music..
    unfortunatly he doesn't believe in contraception :(
    i can deliver him in about 10 years?


  • #1444
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    There's plenty of Sarky to go around.

    Really. I've been putting on weight.
    Well now the fridge is gone...


  • #1445
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    kathygee wrote:
    all this time i thought we were married??? damn whats a girl to do
    Haha!!
    Kathy get your ass on yahoo... need to chat you.
    Thank ya muchly.


  • #1446
    kathygee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭kathygee


    just my ass, what about the rest of me???


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  • #1447
    kathygee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭kathygee


    and while your there talking to my ass, you might as well kiss it


  • #1448
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Ewww.. I thinks me pass.


  • #1449
    kathygee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭kathygee


    not going to kiss my ass? suck my toes??


  • #1450
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Great googly moogly...


  • #1451
    kathygee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭kathygee


    ok, she can kiss my googly moogly too


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  • #1452
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No, I was...


    Ah, never mind.


  • #1453
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    /hits forehead repeatitly..
    Shut the fcuk up all of you....the voices in my head are fighting again :(


  • #1454
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Sorry Jezza, but I wish to know more about the great googly mooglies and what happens to them upon being kissed.


  • #1455
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    This thread makes me happy in my pants.


  • #1456
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Too much information Shabadu.
    Amp.. whats googly mooglys?
    Something just banged......The fcuking aliens are here.


  • #1457
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Tell us more about googly mooglies and Shaba's pants please? :)


  • #1458
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ther's a great googly moogly in Shababadu's pants. it's REALLY googly...

    Remember kids, don't let the sun go down on you.

    It BURNS! :eek:


  • #1459
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sarky wrote:
    don't let the sun go down on you.

    It BURNS! :eek:
    ROFL...or was that just me :o


  • #1460
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    marry your own fridge?

    i have a spare 1950's fridge, that has good morals, dress sense and taste in music..
    unfortunatly he doesn't believe in contraception
    i can deliver him in about 10 years?
    __________________
    cuckoo2.png
    "she has eyebrows like a warewolf." - Shrimp


  • #1461
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    NotMe wrote:
    i have a spare 1950's fridge
    Make sure you take the lock off of it... old fridges (from the pre-magnet-door days) are deathtraps for hide-n-seekers apparently.


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  • #1462
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    What are you talking about? I didn't post that! Chad Ghostal did.


  • #1463
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Chad ghostal wrote:
    What are you talking about? I didn't post that! Chad Ghostal did.
    So what's your point? :confused:


  • #1464
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    What are you talking about? I don't have a point. It's stated clearly in the thread title. Weirdo.


  • #1465
    pwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    Do people actually believe you if you say the corpse got in there during an ill-fated game of hide and seek?

    How do you explain it getting chopped up? Say the hider was extremely determined to win the game?


  • #1466
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I only knew you for a while
    I never saw your smile
    ’til it was time to go
    Time to go away (time to go away)
    Sometimes it’s hard to recognise
    Love comes as a surprise
    And it’s too late
    It’s just too late to stay
    Too late to stay

    We`ll always be together
    However far it seems
    (love never ends)
    We`ll always be together
    Together in electric dreams

    Because the friendship that you gave
    Has taught me to be brave
    No matter where I go i`ll never find a better prize
    (find a better prize)
    Though you’re miles and miles away
    I see you every day I don’t have to try
    I just close my eyes, I close my eyes

    We’ll always be together
    However far it seems
    (love never ends)
    We’ll always be together
    Together in electric dreams


  • #1467
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    isnt there a line mising at the end?
    'mojuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'


  • #1468
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Cheek! I am not a MoJu feeeling pedrophile.


  • #1469
    edibility
    Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    *sneezes on tar.aldarions buttocks*


  • #1470
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Ah I've heard things about you.... in large green letters...


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  • #1471
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I ate a Kinder Bueno today.

    It made me giggle.


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