"see, there are these rules that guys have..."

The Bollox · 14-07-2005 05:17PM #1

does anyone have a full list of what constitutes cheating? I am looking for a laugh

I have:
it's not cheating if you are in a different postal/area code
it's not cheating if you are cheating with two girls at the same time

Karl Hungus · 14-07-2005 05:22PM

It's not cheating if you post some pointless ****ing dumbass thread.

petes · 14-07-2005 05:23PM

If you cant remember it, it didnt happen.

Le Rack · 14-07-2005 05:26PM

all cheaters should burn in hell! HELL I TELL YOU, no wait hell is too good for them!

pickarooney · 14-07-2005 05:30PM

It's not cheating if some random chick blindfolds you, drags you into a closet and sucks you off.

Gareth2303 · 14-07-2005 05:33PM

It's not cheating if you don't cheat !!

Maximilian · 14-07-2005 05:38PM

Its not cheating if your gf is technically retarded and fails to grasp the concept of cheating.

Wez · 14-07-2005 05:39PM

It's not cheating aslong as she's willing..

zefer · 14-07-2005 05:39PM

petes wrote:

If you cant remember it, it didnt happen.

would that be selective memory?? cause that shouldnt be cheating..

OLDYELLAR · 14-07-2005 05:52PM

if yer goin with someone an ya go off with someone else how about that!
F*cks sake , oh whats counts as cheating?jesus christ like , if ya wanna cheat dont bother getting into a relationship with someone an then doin the dirt on em .
:rolleyes: :mad:

monkeyfudge · 14-07-2005 05:56PM

How about?

"It's not cheating if it's with your sister and/or cousin."

crazymonkey · 14-07-2005 05:59PM

If u pay for it, its not cheating, i though everyone knew that,,,,

Talliesin · 14-07-2005 05:59PM

OLDYELLAR wrote:

F*cks sake , oh whats counts as cheating?

Whatever you and your partner(s) agree is not acceptable. I think the OP was attempting to be funny though.

Le Rack · 14-07-2005 06:50PM

pickarooney wrote:

It's not cheating if some random chick blindfolds you, drags you into a closet and sucks you off.

did you read my kinky thread?

Naos · 14-07-2005 07:50PM

I think KarlH got it in one.

Sparky · 14-07-2005 07:53PM

its not cheating if your hands are tied behind your back

weemcd · 14-07-2005 07:57PM

It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off. Because it's your dog.

Sparky · 14-07-2005 08:01PM

weemcd wrote:

It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off. Because it's your dog.

jaysus

Steffano2002 · 14-07-2005 08:03PM

crazymonkey wrote:

If u pay for it, its not cheating, i though everyone knew that,,,,

Really? Phewwwwwww! Thank God for that!

Le Rack · 14-07-2005 08:08PM

nasty!

kstanl · 14-07-2005 08:26PM

It's not cheating if your missus asks you can she watch.

Gross Halfwit · 14-07-2005 09:14PM

Eating ain't cheating.

But, eh, cheatings wrong mmkay.

Le Rack · 14-07-2005 09:22PM

cheaters = gimps. done and done

funky penguin · 14-07-2005 09:29PM

cheaters = gimps. done and done

OLDYELLAR · 14-07-2005 09:34PM

gimps = cool

but cheaters = tw*ts

Le Rack · 14-07-2005 09:37PM

FUNKY!

yeah lets go with cheaters = fúck faced a$$holes!

funky penguin · 14-07-2005 09:38PM

FUNKY!

yeah lets go with cheaters = fúck faced a$$holes!

OLDYELLAR · 14-07-2005 09:39PM

FUNKY!

yeah lets go with cheaters = fúck faced a$$holes!

Le Rack · 14-07-2005 09:53PM

oh come on!

danniemcq · 14-07-2005 10:11PM

Le Rack wrote:

did you read my kinky thread?

what kinky thread??? did i miss it??? i need the link... please????

Gareth2303 · 14-07-2005 10:12PM

wtf...

Cheatings wrong but he didn't ask is it right or wrong...It's supposed to be humourous...Just think of reasons/excuses why cheating wouldn't be cheating

"see, there are these rules that guys have..."

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