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The Bollox · 2005-07-14 16:17:20

does anyone have a full list of what constitutes cheating? I am looking for a laugh I have: it's not cheating if you are in a different postal/area code it's not cheating if you are cheating with two girls at the same time

14-07-2005 4:17pm

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does anyone have a full list of what constitutes cheating? I am looking for a laugh

I have:
it's not cheating if you are in a different postal/area code
it's not cheating if you are cheating with two girls at the same time

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#2 14-07-2005 4:22pm

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It's not cheating if you post some pointless ****ing dumbass thread.

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#3 14-07-2005 4:23pm

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If you cant remember it, it didnt happen.

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#4 14-07-2005 4:26pm

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all cheaters should burn in hell! HELL I TELL YOU, no wait hell is too good for them!

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#5 14-07-2005 4:30pm

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It's not cheating if some random chick blindfolds you, drags you into a closet and sucks you off.

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#6 14-07-2005 4:33pm

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It's not cheating if you don't cheat !!

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#7 14-07-2005 4:38pm

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Its not cheating if your gf is technically retarded and fails to grasp the concept of cheating.

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#8 14-07-2005 4:39pm

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It's not cheating aslong as she's willing..

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#9 14-07-2005 4:39pm

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petes wrote:

If you cant remember it, it didnt happen.

would that be selective memory?? cause that shouldnt be cheating..

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#10 14-07-2005 4:52pm

OLDYELLAR

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if yer goin with someone an ya go off with someone else how about that!
F*cks sake , oh whats counts as cheating?jesus christ like , if ya wanna cheat dont bother getting into a relationship with someone an then doin the dirt on em .
:rolleyes: :mad:

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#11 14-07-2005 4:56pm

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How about?

"It's not cheating if it's with your sister and/or cousin."

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#12 14-07-2005 4:59pm

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If u pay for it, its not cheating, i though everyone knew that,,,,

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#13 14-07-2005 4:59pm

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OLDYELLAR wrote:

F*cks sake , oh whats counts as cheating?

Whatever you and your partner(s) agree is not acceptable. I think the OP was attempting to be funny though.

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#14 14-07-2005 5:50pm

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pickarooney wrote:

It's not cheating if some random chick blindfolds you, drags you into a closet and sucks you off.

did you read my kinky thread?

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#15 14-07-2005 6:50pm

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I think KarlH got it in one.

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#16 14-07-2005 6:53pm

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its not cheating if your hands are tied behind your back

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#17 14-07-2005 6:57pm

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It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off. Because it's your dog.

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#18 14-07-2005 7:01pm

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weemcd wrote:

It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off. Because it's your dog.

jaysus

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#19 14-07-2005 7:03pm

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crazymonkey wrote:

If u pay for it, its not cheating, i though everyone knew that,,,,

Really? Phewwwwwww! Thank God for that!

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#20 14-07-2005 7:08pm

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nasty!

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#21 14-07-2005 7:26pm

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It's not cheating if your missus asks you can she watch.

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#22 14-07-2005 8:14pm

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Eating ain't cheating.

But, eh, cheatings wrong mmkay.

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#23 14-07-2005 8:22pm

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cheaters = gimps. done and done

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#24 14-07-2005 8:29pm

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cheaters = gimps. done and done

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#25 14-07-2005 8:34pm

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gimps = cool but cheaters = tw*ts

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#26 14-07-2005 8:37pm

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FUNKY!

yeah lets go with cheaters = fúck faced a$$holes!

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#27 14-07-2005 8:38pm

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FUNKY!

yeah lets go with cheaters = fúck faced a$$holes!

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#28 14-07-2005 8:39pm

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FUNKY!

yeah lets go with cheaters = fúck faced a$$holes!

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#29 14-07-2005 8:53pm

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oh come on!

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#30 14-07-2005 9:11pm

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Le Rack wrote:

did you read my kinky thread?

what kinky thread??? did i miss it??? i need the link... please????

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#31 14-07-2005 9:12pm

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wtf...

Cheatings wrong but he didn't ask is it right or wrong...It's supposed to be humourous...Just think of reasons/excuses why cheating wouldn't be cheating

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#32 16-07-2005 1:16pm

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linky linky

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#33 16-07-2005 1:23pm

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It's not cheating if you rewrite the dictionary to define the word "Cheating" to mean whatever validates your pathetic lack of fidelity.

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#34 16-07-2005 1:45pm

Le Rack

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finally a guy who disagrees with cheating

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#35 16-07-2005 10:29pm

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It ain't cheating if it's something you could do in front of her without hurting her. Otherwise, it's cheating. That simple really!

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#36 16-07-2005 10:43pm

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Maximilian wrote:

Its not cheating if your gf is technically retarded and fails to grasp the concept of cheating.

lol!, sweet,
If theres a hell Ill see you there you sick puppy.

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#37 18-07-2005 10:45am

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Le Rack wrote:

linky linky

my god i forgot i had posted in that!

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#38 18-07-2005 11:03am

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it's not cheating if your gf doesn't find out!

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#39 18-07-2005 11:16am

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Marts wrote:

it's not cheating if you are in a different postal/area code

Actually it is

However, at least Id have the audacity to admit to myself that I am, as Fr Dougal once said, a big cheatin bastard

Nate Dogg said it best
"Ive got hoes, I goot hoooooeeeesss
In diff-rent areaaaa coooddeeees....."

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#40 18-07-2005 11:38am

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OP you forgot to add to your post "Leave coats, hats, and sense of humour at door".

Ah wait, it doesn't matter. I think most people have done that anyway :rolleyes:

It's not cheating if you wear those fake lips (sweets).

As for the different postcode, where I live every street has its own post code, so i'm loving that rule.

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#41 18-07-2005 12:07pm

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its not cheating if you kill your girlfriend first

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#42 18-07-2005 12:13pm

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it's not cheating if your gf is ugly

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#43 18-07-2005 12:42pm

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It's not cheating if she's cold.

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