Sarky, In my orifice please.

Shabadu · 12-07-2005 01:03PM

¡OMG! A n00b*! cuddle him. Against his will

*alt account

Sarky · 12-07-2005 01:09PM

But who?

*strokes beard thoughtfully*

jezza · 12-07-2005 01:23PM

*Pout* YOU dont have a beard anymore, it got a hair cut last night while you were sleeping. *Pout somemore*

Sarky · 12-07-2005 01:26PM

/me checks

Nope, still there. Maybe you got another devilishly handsome bearded fellow by mistake?

jezza · 12-07-2005 01:32PM

NONONONONO It was you!!
Check your forehead, hehehehe.

Sarky · 12-07-2005 01:34PM

Still there, too.

Jezza, have you killed someone?

jezza · 12-07-2005 01:36PM

*Cries* He proooooomised heeeeeeeeeeeeeee'd callllllll meeeeee.. andd heeeeeeeee never diid....*wails*

skiski5dolar · 12-07-2005 02:11PM

no i'm still here

sanncoo · 12-07-2005 04:53PM

Soooooo.....

/looks round at everyone and blushes

Ahem! What's new in the orifice?

NotMe · 12-07-2005 07:36PM

/everyone goes silent

nothing? :cool:

funky penguin · 12-07-2005 07:55PM

Wheres sanncoo these days?

sanncoo · 12-07-2005 10:08PM

/runs into the room

Hi Orifice Crew!!

/waves

Been away with work in a different time zone.....miss y'all!

So what's happenin' with the Orifice these days?

Chad ghostal · 12-07-2005 11:17PM

I'm hot. A little too hot.
The temperatue is making me feel uncomfortable..
what are the chances of getting some air con in the orifice?
where did the hookers go?

jezza · 12-07-2005 11:27PM

I'm still here!

NotMe · 13-07-2005 07:35AM

We need a fan to blow into Funkys orifice. It's so hot.

funky penguin · 13-07-2005 12:40PM

jezza wrote:

Im stil here!

Quick! Add an "l" to "stil" before amp sees! :eek:

Shabadu · 13-07-2005 01:27PM

And a ' to your 'Im'

> I'm.

You're typing has been really good

and it'll be great to have Yellar back.

meditraitor · 13-07-2005 02:10PM

No matter how hard I try , Icant think of anything witty and funny to add to this thread

Shabadu · 13-07-2005 02:17PM

We

you anyway.

Sarky · 13-07-2005 04:03PM

I don't.

*Shakes fist*

jezza · 13-07-2005 04:28PM

I don't love you Sarky, not since............
And thats all for this evening.
Goodbye!

Sarky · 13-07-2005 04:57PM

jezza wrote:

I don't love you Sarky, not since............
And thats all for this evening.
Goodbye!

I only married you for your spelling, anyway. And you never mudwrestled.

Now it's a toss-up (heh heh heh, bueno) between LATIN BEAT and Le Rack...

jezza · 13-07-2005 05:09PM

You fibber!!
You married me because I insulted you!
I didnt even want to marry you!
I wanted to marry that idiot that tricked me into counting all those ! mark things.
Cant remember his name though... :eek:

Sarky · 13-07-2005 05:11PM

/me unmarries Jezza.

Happy now?

jezza · 13-07-2005 05:47PM

Divorce you loony!!

We can still be mates!!

Sarky · 13-07-2005 06:12PM

No, unmarry is far more effective.

Also, I don't have to give you half my stuff.

jezza · 13-07-2005 06:17PM

Well Im having the dog and the eminem poster over the bed and the computer and the chair and the fridge and contents.
You my dear can keep our two faced "buddies".
Sorted

Sarky · 13-07-2005 06:19PM

You... You really want my fridge and its contents?

You're a braver man than I, that's for damn sure.

jezza · 13-07-2005 06:29PM

Thank ya muchly dahlin'!
Knew youd understand.
/me carries off the fridge.

kathygee · 13-07-2005 07:41PM

all this time i thought we were married??? damn whats a girl to do

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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