Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

Anything funny bout u?

24567

Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭GUBU


    I've got an extra incisor and perfect pitch - a bit random, I know, but it's all I can think of.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,248 ✭✭✭4Xcut


    i can do full splits in jeans with a few whiskeys and i'm a guy.*hobbles in bow legged fashion to answer phone*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    SebtheBum wrote:
    My incredibly straight, silky-smooth hair. :D
    I so wanted to stroke it the other night!! You should do commericals!! ;)

    I can wiggle my eyeballs..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    4Xcut wrote:
    i can do full splits in jeans with a few whiskeys and i'm a guy.*hobbles in bow legged fashion to answer phone*
    what sort of jeans do you get cos i've destroy a few pairs doing that


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    what sort of jeans do you get cos i've destroy a few pairs doing that
    pairs of jeans or testicles?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭neGev


    alleepally wrote:

    I can make a sound that makes most people go "EEWWW" when I rub my left eye.

    I an do the exact same thing! Never met anyone else who could do it though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    I cant say the word ''body'' without bursting into giggles, sometimes cant say it at all , even typing it makes me giggle. :D


  • Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Both of my middle fingers are double-jointed.

    I can fold my ears in.

    I'm terrified of bees and wasps. Afraid of swimming too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    The tips of my baby fingers bend to the side naturally. I can bend some of my fingers the wrong way and I can bend the tips of my fingers whilst keeping the rest of it straight.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    One can only dream!
    hey if you live in drumcondra why you drop by n find out ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    azezil wrote:
    hey if you live in drumcondra why you drop by n find out ;)
    LOL Az you be dirty!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 735 ✭✭✭beardedchicken


    I can fit my entire fist in my mouth.

    seriously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Dimitri


    there is absloutely nothing funny or unique about me. i'm as plain as water... its sad really isn't it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    My left eyeball isn't round, it's the same shape as a rugby ball.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Larianne wrote:
    I so wanted to stroke it the other night!! You should do commericals!! ;)

    Great, more random strangers pawing at my perfect locks. :rolleyes:
    Why didn't you stroke it, I don't bite. Honestly. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    I'm 5'4". That's pretty funny..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Easily_Irritated


    My right leg, for no apparent reason swelled to 3 times its size and has never gone back to its proper form (altho is not 3 times bigger :D) and no one knows why, even tho they kept me in hospital for a month to find out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    thought of another one......

    im 22 years of age and i still have two baby-teeth. according to the dentist theres no permanent teeth there to push them out so when these fall out i'll be gummy :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭Kevin_rc_ie


    dlofnep wrote:
    I'm 5'4". That's pretty funny..

    ha i'm actually laughing.


  • Advertisement
  • Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    thought of another one......

    im 22 years of age and i still have two baby-teeth. according to the dentist theres no permanent teeth there to push them out so when these fall out i'll be gummy :rolleyes:
    Thanks for reminding me. :)

    I'm 20 and still have one baby tooth left. The permanent tooth grew behind it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I have three kidneys. But I'd gladly trade them all in for a tail of some sort.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,051 ✭✭✭mad m


    I can click my big left toe repeatedly and the click is really loud... :rolleyes:





    Amazing I know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,769 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    azezil wrote:
    hey if you live in drumcondra why you drop by n find out ;)

    Afraid LadyJ hijacked my comp for that one!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    so no trip to azezils :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭rsynnott


    Unreasonably long arms relative to the rest of my body, which makes buying shirts difficult-to-impossible. Marks and Spencers have a small "you're deformed" range (can't remember what it's really called, but it's not far off). Lab coats also look very silly.

    A bit double jointed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    as people at the beers can confirm, well some of them, i have a distinct lack of a proper sternum


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    haha lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    I can tell the difference between butter and i can't believe its not butter.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    ha i'm actually laughing.

    Laugh if you must but I can run under people's legs!!


Advertisement
Advertisement