Anything funny bout u?

Einstein

I'm allergic to bananas and popcorn...

and I can do funny things with my thumb thanks to being double jointed

how bout u?

eh? eh?

weemcd

i have a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg

Töpher

weemcd wrote:

i have a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg

Ah! Mister McGregg! How nice to finally meet you

Tar.Aldarion

my sense of humour.

Nothing, apart from a second penis. You never know when you'll need a spare penis.

Einstein

you big bunch of kidders...

i don't think you're taking this serious...

...why I oughta...

hohoho!

Bottle_of_Smoke

im obsessed with plain tshirts

arbeitsscheuer

My incredibly straight, silky-smooth hair.

netwhizkid

I occasionaly post on a message forum, i think that makes me funny ! Seriously i have a good sense of humour and i usually make people laugh !
I wonder did Charlie Haughey and Mrs. Thatcher get it on ?

Regards netwhizkid

amazingemmet

Absolutely nothing read my previous posts for proof

Tar.Aldarion

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote:

im obsessed with plain tshirts

haha lol

Nala

I am terrified of spiders and heights.However, I will happily get up on a horse and tear around a field over jumps!

I pass out at the sight of human gorey stuff, needles etc.
Yet I will happily eat my dinner watching Animal Hospital!

Bottle_of_Smoke

It's LadyJ here. In BOS's gaf...... I like mushrooms a little too much!:D
Pineapples too

azezil

I have sex with men... you'd have to be there to see the humour

Bottle_of_Smoke

azezil wrote:

I have sex with men... you'd have to be there to see the humour

One can only dream!

tman

i can taste colours maaaan!

jezza

i have double joints, im a freak and i can burst my ass laughing at absolutly nothing for hours. seriously.
i must be insane.
i also like brown crayons and flufy slippers.

Tar.Aldarion

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote:

It's LadyJ here. In BOS's gaf...... I like mushrooms a little too much!:D
Pineapples too

thats not funny its just accurate,those things are great :cool:

Chinafoot

i cant write with a biro if the cap has that long bit that sticks down still attached.....and i cant just take the cap off because i cant use the pen without it.

thats about it. not very exciting at all.

Einstein

jezza wrote:

i can burst my ass laughing at absolutly nothing for hours. seriously.

I thought I was the only one who did that...Ha! Cool!

Tar.Aldarion

your peachy pants would seem funny in my head :P

deek

Y'know the way most people can roll their tongue ? Well I can do that but I can also squish the tip of it into a shape that looks kinda shamrock-y. Figure it must be double-jointed or summat.

Ooh and I can pop my hip in and out of its socket.

Einstein

deek wrote:

Ooh and I can pop my hip in and out of its socket.

Bet that one gets people goin' at parties

Tar.Aldarion

that hip thing is either cool or your an average OAP :P

deek

I dunno I was probably dropped as a baby or something :rolleyes:

Einstein

deek wrote:

I dunno I was probably dropped as a baby or something :rolleyes:

i kinda was, ma mam fell down a full flight of stairs the day before I was born...cool eh?

BlitzKrieg

i can play the drums with my tongue.

Nala

Oh yeah, and I can move my stomach so that you can hear all the food and acid churning around in it! Works best if I've had a drink of water, then you can hear it sloshing around!

I'm not joking.

Tar.Aldarion

deek wrote:

I dunno I was probably dropped as a baby or something :rolleyes:

ya iwas dropped on my head by my sister as a baby,wonder did anything change?

alleepally

I can make my ears wiggle.

I can make a sound that makes most people go "EEWWW" when I rub my left eye.

Same thing when I squeeze the bridge of my nose.

I can make a sound exactly like a cat with a furball stuck in it's throat!

I discovered just last night that trampolenes turn me into a 5 year old again.!!!

That's all I can think of at the moment.

tman

oh yeah. i work in a helpdesk despite being a complete introvert...
strange combo

GUBU

I've got an extra incisor and perfect pitch - a bit random, I know, but it's all I can think of.

Mercury_Tilt

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4Xcut

i can do full splits in jeans with a few whiskeys and i'm a guy.*hobbles in bow legged fashion to answer phone*

Larianne

SebtheBum wrote:

My incredibly straight, silky-smooth hair.

I so wanted to stroke it the other night!! You should do commericals!!

I can wiggle my eyeballs..

amazingemmet

4Xcut wrote:

i can do full splits in jeans with a few whiskeys and i'm a guy.*hobbles in bow legged fashion to answer phone*

what sort of jeans do you get cos i've destroy a few pairs doing that

tman

amazingemmet wrote:

what sort of jeans do you get cos i've destroy a few pairs doing that

pairs of jeans or testicles?

neGev

alleepally wrote:

I can make a sound that makes most people go "EEWWW" when I rub my left eye.

I an do the exact same thing! Never met anyone else who could do it though

OLDYELLAR

I cant say the word ''body'' without bursting into giggles, sometimes cant say it at all , even typing it makes me giggle.

Both of my middle fingers are double-jointed.

I can fold my ears in.

I'm terrified of bees and wasps. Afraid of swimming too.

Piste

The tips of my baby fingers bend to the side naturally. I can bend some of my fingers the wrong way and I can bend the tips of my fingers whilst keeping the rest of it straight.

azezil

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote:

One can only dream!

hey if you live in drumcondra why you drop by n find out

OLDYELLAR

azezil wrote:

hey if you live in drumcondra why you drop by n find out

LOL Az you be dirty!!!

beardedchicken

I can fit my entire fist in my mouth.

seriously.

Dimitri

there is absloutely nothing funny or unique about me. i'm as plain as water... its sad really isn't it

Sleepy

My left eyeball isn't round, it's the same shape as a rugby ball.

arbeitsscheuer

Larianne wrote:

I so wanted to stroke it the other night!! You should do commericals!!

Great, more random strangers pawing at my perfect locks. :rolleyes:
Why didn't you stroke it, I don't bite. Honestly.

dlofnep

I'm 5'4". That's pretty funny..

Easily_Irritated

My right leg, for no apparent reason swelled to 3 times its size and has never gone back to its proper form (altho is not 3 times bigger ) and no one knows why, even tho they kept me in hospital for a month to find out!

Chinafoot

thought of another one......

im 22 years of age and i still have two baby-teeth. according to the dentist theres no permanent teeth there to push them out so when these fall out i'll be gummy :rolleyes:

Kevin_rc_ie

dlofnep wrote:

I'm 5'4". That's pretty funny..

ha i'm actually laughing.