What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done, seen or smelled?

samo · 25-06-2005 10:22PM

Few years back, I was at a 'corporate event' in aid of irish ferries....and they were giving out tons of miniatures at the bar. After a huge comotion about the display stand, all I could swipe were about 6 bottles of malibu and then after a load more free wine later, I proceeded to drink the malibu neat and promptly discovered wasnt such a good idea as had to be carried out as a dishevelled mess spewing coconut goo....

To this day even looking at Malibu, a bounty bar or anything remotely connected to coconut makes my stomach heave :eek:

Ri_Nollaig · 25-06-2005 10:55PM

beat a fox to death with a shovel entertaining and sick!

JackKelly · 25-06-2005 11:55PM

quiet troll

Son_of_Belial · 26-06-2005 01:37AM

Urgh, I feel you! For me it's Jägermeister or Sambuca. Only just got back onto Tequila afte a three year drought.

Pyr0 · 26-06-2005 02:24AM

The most disgusting thing I ever saw would have to be my own leg covered in huge yellow blisters after receiving second degree burns. To make it worse the nurse burst them with a needle :eek:

Caliden · 26-06-2005 02:43AM

Pataman wrote:

Watching Ken Bigleys head being hacked off by some butcher in Iraq. Really really disturbing. Downloaded it from a website.

that was set up just to let you know....

Biologic · 26-06-2005 02:54AM

The people with the worst stories will have the decency not to tell them. On a related note however, I saw a dog jump beside a main road only to get his head burst by a cars wing mirror.

LadyJ · 26-06-2005 02:50PM

Had to help my grandaunt out of the bath once.....Need I say more?

murphaph · 26-06-2005 02:59PM

LadyJ wrote:

Had to help my grandaunt out of the bath once.....Need I say more?

Was that the most disgusting thing you've done, seen and smelled then?

LadyJ · 26-06-2005 03:03PM

murphaph wrote:

Was that the most disgusting thing you've done, seen and smelled then?

Well,apart from myself after a weekend at Witnness!

Spunog UIE · 26-06-2005 03:06PM

we were walking and cycling back from a game of footy, and there was this dead rabbit on the road. Being the cool kids we were, one of us decided to give new meaning to the word 'bunny hop', they flew down this hill on their mountain bike, and 'bunny hopped' using said dead rabbit as a ramp. Thats not so bad really for some young kids, but the sound of the bunny's head crunching as they did it will haunt stick in my head for ever.

NikNik · 26-06-2005 03:31PM

Once when mum went to change my sisters nappy she asked me to mind her for a sec but I was busy watching TV. She ended up with pooh all over her face and was eating fistfulls of it.

Not something IVE done/seen/smelled but disgusting nevertheless IMO...

Anyone ever heard the Hide the Pooh story ? When a roommate moves out the ones who were left behind have to try to find where they'd hidden it (usually in drawers,shoes,socks,etc..) One particualr roommate hid it so well they never found it. About a week passed until when one of them was eating toast and went to scrape out some butter...
The guy had taken all the butter out of the tub, poohed in it and put the butter back in. They'd been eating out of it the whole time.
Very creative though TBH

Sparky · 26-06-2005 05:31PM

one time at the leopardstown roundabout i was walking to be collected by a car and a courrier on a motorbike came around the roundabout only to be hit and run over by that huge merc. van, all i could see was skin and blood in a trail towards his bike.
I usally have a strong stomach towards gore and stuff but seeing it in real life is a real shock, not only was i nausious (sp?) but one of the drivers who got out of a fiat got sick on the road after looking at him.
Im not sure if he lived, but he was taken away shortly afterwards in the ambulance he was alive then.
In my experience seeing a fellow human in a bad accident is the most disgusting thing ive ever seen, altogether.

samo · 26-06-2005 05:54PM

Sparky_S wrote:

In my experience seeing a fellow human in a bad accident is the most disgusting thing ive ever seen, altogether.

Would agree with you there, I witnessed a really nasty accident a few weeks back where a guy was thrown off a motorbike (not his fault as hit by a car when his right of way) and he was thrown about 30 feet off his bike....was absolutely terrifying to watch it happen and to go over to him and see was he alright. (he was thank god!) but really knocks you for 6 to see how frail you actually are against such mad forces...

whiskeyman · 26-06-2005 05:54PM

Sorry to bring down the tone a bit, but war/famine footage on TV / the press is just awful.
I know I've become (and probably has my generation due to changes in society / TV violence etc..) desensitised to a lot of images due to the frequency of reporting, but a lot of imagery is just so terrible.
The footage and photos of the holocaust are very disturbing and probably some of the worst images I have ever seen. The bulldozers clearing the hundreds of bodies like ragdolls and others helping bury the dead.

Sparky · 26-06-2005 06:13PM

I heard we are the only living creatures on this earth, that mass kill each other.

If we discover something that can be used productivly we will also use it to kill one another.
We also as a race spend more finances on killing each other than preserving life.

MrVestek · 26-06-2005 06:18PM

agent smith wrote:

Internet Explorer

Bloody hell I'm sat here in an Internet Cafe (Using Firefox of course) pissing myself laughing at that one... and right after reading the bicycle thread too.... lol.

amazingemmet · 26-06-2005 06:28PM

Sparky_S wrote:

I heard we are the only living creatures on this earth, that mass kill each other.

not true watch this vid for proof http://www.wimp.com/bee/

Sparky · 26-06-2005 06:45PM

amazingemmet wrote:

not true watch this vid for proof http://www.wimp.com/bee/

Ok i stand corrected, but you have an idea what i mean, dont you?

seamus · 26-06-2005 07:07PM

Sparky_S wrote:

Ok i stand corrected, but you have an idea what i mean, dont you?

No. I think what you're trying to say is -
"For a species that prides itself on its intelligence and ability to shape the world around it to suit itself, you think we'd be able to overcome our animal instincts to eliminate eachother."

Sparky · 26-06-2005 07:15PM

seamus wrote:

No. I think what you're trying to say is -
"For a species that prides itself on its intelligence and ability to shape the world around it to suit itself, you think we'd be able to overcome our animal instincts to eliminate eachother."

Ok thats exactly it, and at this moment i will have to say that you seamus must be a very intelligent man.

Calhoun · 27-06-2005 01:48AM

I used to work as a hotel porter in killiney. We would get tours of old people touring Ireland. Let me tell you they all had to open there lunch boxes after each journey and the smell on the corridor they were staying was evil. You would have to bring the bags into the room the smell got worse every step you took.

Tiffany · 27-06-2005 02:04AM

Downloaded a music video... at least I thought I did. Turned out to be some army guy getting his throat slit. De-****ing-lightful

ibanez · 27-06-2005 02:24AM

Woke up one morning to find that my girlfriends period had begun my nuts and the duvet got covered in this warm sticky treacle like blood.Took ****ing ages to wash off.

Easily_Irritated · 27-06-2005 02:46AM

ibanez wrote:

Woke up one morning to find that my girlfriends period had begun my nuts and the duvet got covered in this warm sticky treacle like blood.Took ****ing ages to wash off.

nice. Thanks for sharing!

Son_of_Belial · 27-06-2005 04:51AM

ibanez wrote:

Woke up one morning to find that my girlfriends period had begun my nuts and the duvet got covered in this warm sticky treacle like blood.Took ****ing ages to wash off.

:eek: The poor girl! Lol, I dunno what I'd have done... Though a girlfriend's period is always welcome if you catch my drift!

Phew! I remember a friend of mine in college got hers and she got up after the first lecture and there was this huge patch of blood on the back of her denim skirt. I think I was the only one to notice it though if anyone else did they said nothing. I stood directly behind her and whispered into her ear what had happened, then walked close behind her as far as the ladies. I donated my tracksuit pants from my gym bag for the rest of the day for her. That was pretty rank alright.

Sparky · 27-06-2005 08:54AM

Son_of_Belial wrote:

:eek: The poor girl! Lol, I dunno what I'd have done... Though a girlfriend's period is always welcome if you catch my drift! Phew! I remember a friend of mine in college got hers and she got up after the first lecture and there was this huge patch of blood on the back of her denim skirt. I think I was the only one to notice it though if anyone else did they said nothing. I stood directly behind her and whispered into her ear what had happened, then walked close behind her as far as the ladies. I donated my tracksuit pants from my gym bag for the rest of the day for her. That was pretty rank alright.

Its at stages like that, that people will find out who there real friends are.

Sparky · 27-06-2005 08:59AM

one time on world of pain on bravo, this man video taped himself cutting his testicle bag and cutting his testicles off, the minute i seen his ball pop out for him to cut it, i said a jesus christ fcuk this and switched the channel
Then switched back to find he had them displayed in a small jar.
That was disgusting and for every man that seen it im sure it had a cringing effect

Pyr0 · 27-06-2005 02:04PM

Christ how the can let a man do that to himself ?!? :eek:

LoneGunM@n · 27-06-2005 02:48PM

I was on hols in Biarritz & every day had to walk the same stretch of road to get to the town. On the side of the road was a dead badger ... over the space of 2 weeks saw it decompose bit by bit [furry dead creature to hairless rancid thing] ... the smell was sickening

What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done, seen or smelled?

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