A guys most feared words from a woman

joejoem · 24-06-2005 10:31AM

*Page* wrote:

When i get brought shopping with my guy I never get what i went out to get and come home empty handed. yet he comes along for no reason at all and he always ends up with stuff!!!

I prefer not to take him shopping!!

This happens too, but mostly I stand outside the shop smoking. Usually end up for a romp in the changing rooms though

rubadub · 24-06-2005 10:50AM

"he called me Barry because that was my name 10 years ago"

MooShop · 24-06-2005 11:28AM

yeah that whole "I just want to be friends" thing is a kick in the balls, why oh why do women do that???

*Page* · 24-06-2005 11:33AM

MOOSHOP what sounds better

I only like you as a friend

or

Oh my god your a knacker and i wouldnt touch you ever!! go away now !

*Page* · 24-06-2005 12:31PM

asked my mate what he thought was the worst thing to here a girl say.. he said the word "no"
... he asked me to marry him once... we used to go out when we were 18 but then finished, on my 21st he asked me to marry him and i think i laughed and then said no....

he's made me feel all sh!tty now!!!

Maynooth · 24-06-2005 03:51PM

scuba steve wrote:

"I just want to be friends."
How many times have we guys heard this line? and my god do i hate it when i hear em :mad:

Men say it too ya know! Hate hearing those words too!

Son_of_Belial · 24-06-2005 03:57PM

BrookieD wrote:

OK heres mine
"I just want to cuddle tonight!"

What's wrong with that? She could be on her period and you don't want that mess! Anyway, even if she's not, it means you're not under any pressure to "perform" which I sometimes feel. If you really can't manage without sex, surely you can wait til the morning. "I just want to cuddle tonight" generally equates to (in my limited experience) "Let's wait til morning." Geez. Anyway, call me old fashioned, but I like cuddling smetimes... I wouldn't knock it BrookieD.

joejoem · 24-06-2005 04:00PM

I think its not you, its me is a better one. Or

"Im just not ready to be with someone, I need some me time. I know that sounds selfish but I have to follow my heart no matter how much I like being with you. I think its just a case or bad timing. I wish it could be different, Im sorry."

Son_of_Belial · 24-06-2005 04:02PM

joejoem wrote:

I think its not you, its me is a better one. Or

"Im just not ready to be with someone, I need some me time. I know that sounds selfish but I have to follow my heart no matter how much I like being with you. I think its just a case or bad timing. I wish it could be different, Im sorry."

That one's not so bad... I hope the next time I get turned down it's like that.

lili · 24-06-2005 04:17PM

Ishmael wrote:

"will you come shopping with me" or "will you help me pick out some clothes"
and you can't say no unless you have a damn good reason

Hours an hours of painful, mind-numbing shopping, oh god will it ever end. :cool:

i read this thread since the begining and wondered if someone would talk about shopping:D

Tar.Aldarion · 25-06-2005 02:36AM

omg i forgot about shopping...when will it end...sigh and the near future doesnt look good on that front.

Coney Island · 25-06-2005 08:07PM

"As I grow older, I pay less attention to what (wo)men say. I just watch what they do". (Andrew Carnegie)

tba · 25-06-2005 08:13PM

"I'm fine."

Cause you know they're far from ****ing fine.

Mr. Presentable · 25-06-2005 08:16PM

"I'm 14"

Oh bugger. Someone got there before me ;-)

is_that_so · 25-06-2005 08:17PM

As well as all the ones mentioend there is

You're not listening

or

What are you thinking?

*Page* · 27-06-2005 03:20PM

hee hee

" look at me when i'm talking to you!"

or

"what did i just say?" ~~~~(you so know you werent listening when this card is put in play!!)

or

"you know what your ex was right about you!"

cregser · 27-06-2005 03:35PM

"I'll just be a sec, if I don't take my pills I go f***ing crazy" :eek:

Naos · 27-06-2005 04:54PM

"I'll just be a minute"

No.. No you wont.

scuba steve · 27-06-2005 04:58PM

I really should have made this a "What are the most feared words from a woman" but I'm stupid so I didnt think of it. Forgive me. Oh god i dread the day when I hear "Im pregnant" and hopefully I never hear anything on the lines of "I'm a guy" or "I got balls too!"

*Page* · 27-06-2005 05:02PM

i could say the same about guys on the "i'll just be a minute!" esp. if it involves a game of some sort

The Corinthian · 27-06-2005 05:12PM

http://members.boards.ie/thecorinthian/Kvinner_kan_vera_LITT_kompliserte.jpg

mad m · 27-06-2005 07:19PM

Well in George Best case "Honey, Im home!!"..

Wallop,wallop,bang!

Catsmokinpot · 27-06-2005 07:48PM

one id hate to hear "im a lesbian"

Catsmokinpot · 27-06-2005 08:04PM

*Page* wrote:

MOOSHOP what sounds better

I only like you as a friend

or

Oh my god your a knacker and i wouldnt touch you ever!! go away now !

to be honest i would rather she called me a knacker at least i would have some closure getting told no doesn't phase me its the i dont want to ruin things or the i just want to be friends that pisses me off men are straight talkers we dont like this pussy footing around sh1t