A guys most feared words from a woman

scuba steve

"I just want to be friends."
How many times have we guys heard this line? and my god do i hate it when i hear em :mad:

uberwolf

TBH - Don't read into the words, the vibe wasn't there for her and she was trying to be kind. It's never nice, but dust yourself down and find your next ex

amazingemmet

Personally i'm more scared of ' I'm pregnant and its yours'. But it is a pretty crap way to break up

therecklessone

I'd go for "is it in yet?" myself...

Back on-topic, its a stock line, thats why you come across it regularly. I think its in the Ten Easy Ways to Let Him Down Gently*. At least it sounds better than "I don't love you" or "I'm in love with someone else".

Still, never nice to hear.

*may not exist

angel?

At least woman let men down gently................

BizzyC

Ah yes, but by letting women find out for themselves, men are giving them some satisfaction in thinking they were smarter!:D

IANOC

"my hubby`s a copper" :eek:

Imposter

Beruthiel wrote:

This is not a personal issue - Banned.

Zillah

HaHa, so true. Ph33r the dragon lady...

LegacyUser

back in the day this website was quite the authority...

http://www.joelogon.com/platonic/

(original page starts at the line "Congratulations! You've got a new life-long friend! ")

Nevyn

really !

and here I was think that there were better statements to be considered

" i am *late* "
" I am Pregnant"
" I am Pregnant and it is not yours"
" your child is not yours "
" There is someone else, and it is your friend/father/brother "
" I got a saftey order "
" I am pressing charges"
" I have and STI/Hiv and you might too"

RuggieBear

"Is that all!!!???!!!!"

rideordie

well I said to this guy not long ago that I want to have sex...and he went home and never called me...but maybe it was because of the joke I made earlyer wich was..my perfect first date is no kissing just a double anal.But that was a joke...

*Page*

funny !!!

pregnant is the word





*stupid head*

Imposter

"We need to talk"

Ruhan

"I do"

*Page*

during sex she says "i was just thinking about your mother..."

eek!!!

The Corinthian

scuba steve wrote:

"I just want to be friends."
How many times have we guys heard this line? and my god do i hate it when i hear em :mad:

As has been illustrated in the responses here, there's far worse that she can say to you. So just grow a pair, pick yourself off and go find another woman.

The Saint

"I'm really a man" :eek:


*Shudder.

shakaman

*Page* wrote:

during sex she says "i was just thinking about your mother..."

eek!!!

worse still, during sex she says "I was just thinking about your father"

grumpytrousers

"Can you hold my purse for a minute" puts the fear of God in me, tbh...

Son_of_Belial

Imposter wrote:

"We need to talk"

Yeah, that. Also anything that hints at "commitment." I also had a girlfriend who told me that her father owned a shotgun. Also "it's up to you" is an unfair statement. Every guy knows it's never "up to him." Make the wrong choice and you're in trouble. I hate that!

Gordon

Better suited to Afterhours methinks. Moved.

modular

"Excuse me, Sir. I'm from the IRS, you owe us over six hundred thousand euro in unpayed taxes, if you don't pay within 14 days, you will be arrested... Wait, is that a tarantula on your face?"

That'd be pretty bad...

mad m

"I think I've passed something onto you".





Scratch,scratch.

lifebook

One that actually happened

"we have been going out almost a month now and i think you should know i have 2 kids"

Eve e

During sex.


Honey,I'm home.

kjt

Eve e wrote:

Durning sex.


Honey,I'm home.

LOL

Tar.Aldarion

''i'm a guy''

angel?

I have scared grown men with this line..................

I LOVE YOU........................

Tar.Aldarion

in fact sometimes it inspires sprinting through solid objects...;)

de5p0i1er

angel? wrote:

I have scared grown men with this line..................

I LOVE YOU........................

That does tend to freek most guys out.

angel?

de5p0i1er wrote:

That does tend to freek most guys out.

Well i aim to please...........thats why i will never say it or think it again.........

Asok

" I'm only 13!!! "

modular

Asok wrote:

" I'm only 13!!! "

http://www.bash.org/?24

Asok

Exactly

Third_Echelon

"Does my bum look big in this?"

... hesitation = instant death stare

"No of course not darling".... after 2 milliseconds gets you off the hook

Lord Oz

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Lord Oz wrote:

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Quoted for great justice. And it's funny.

Tar.Aldarion

Lord Oz wrote:

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

lol goddamnit so accurate....

Capt'n Midnight

"no need to be jealous, that's just a picture of me before the operation"

tman

"I'm leaving you for Tar.Aldarion"

Tar.Aldarion

tman wrote:

"I'm leaving you for Tar.Aldarion"

Heh,tbh you should be worried if she used my net name in the first place :rolleyes:
but anyway im freaked out when girls say that to me too...
''wanna cyber?''

Victor

scuba steve wrote:

"I just want to be friends."

Yeah, could I borrow €50?

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

''wanna cyber?''

Only said by fat, balding 57-year old Canadian blokes tbh.

Son_of_Belial

angel? wrote:

Well i aim to please...........thats why i will never say it or think it again.........

Why so bitter Angel??

The Corinthian

Son_of_Belial wrote:

Why so bitter Angel??

Life?

Tar.Aldarion

Victor wrote:

Only said by fat, balding 57-year old Canadian blokes tbh.

said that because..if she wants to leave me for my internet persona..then obviously she does wanna cyber.

Son_of_Belial

The Corinthian wrote:

Life?

Well just checked over Angel?'s other posts. She's... sensitive... and she seems to have issues with men. Just curious as to know what it is she's dying to tell us all.

Zillah

The Corinthian wrote:

Life?

...or lack thereof?

mukki

lets go to mums for dinner :eek:

R33F

1/ I want it to be the right time, the right place...

2/ What's my name? Say my name, bitch!

3/ This one time, at band camp,