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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Get rid of the beard Sarky

    seriously


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    he`ll banish us , continue the worshipping


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me worships while planning a revolt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    me follows matts lead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    we need a thread to revolt in


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    you go!!!il be your 2nd in command


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    nah

    i'm under suspicion

    you be in charge


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    *whisper*will later*whisper*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    ok!

    we shpould communicate by sig[/whisper]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    ok in low voice


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me looks innocent and polishes vases


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    la la la , bow to sarky


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    you had a picnic without me being there to alphabetise the condiments....how did you know whether to take the mustard or ketchup first?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    sorry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    I'm way to lazy to read everything i missed,
    so instead im going to pee in my pants

    /pees in pants

    :) warm and squishy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Yellar and Matt blasted by VIZIER POWERS for treason, and cheek.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Hey Matt! Stop polishing the vases that falls under the dept of sanitation. You must note that under Policy G section B, a another member of the team cannot infringe on Sanncoo's rights to clean and head up the dept of sanitation.......


    *gets the vileda and cleans up Chad's pee


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I like bananas, monkey nuts and grapes that's why they call Chad, Tarzan of the apes!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Gasp*

    OMG

    OMFG

    Surf's up, everybody!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *grabs keyboard and welcomes everyone

    Hey Y'all! Felt a bit lost in here today!!!


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    what? we have to do laundry now?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    But it's ok, because if you're not completely satisfied, Lever Bro.s will give you your money back.

    Also, Biddy from Glenroe will have apology sex with you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    *Gasp*

    OMG

    OMFG

    Surf's up, everybody!
    He's not up me!*









    *LIE


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Hmm..apology sex.. just like revenge sex except more submissive..

    R.I.P moju the wierd /..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shabadu wrote:
    He's not up me!*


    But is Biddy from Glenroe?

    Man, she's HOT...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    in rl I used to stay over in Biddy's. Her step-daughter was a schooldays friend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    OMG yuo r teh famous!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Loike I got totally free washing powder and videos of Glenroe and other celebrity perks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    pg 64- oh yeah


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That ad's pimply checkout nerd was right to look past the nubile blonde in the tight clothes.


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