Sarky, In my orifice please.

OLDYELLAR

tits, giggle giggle

Matthewthebig

Shabadu wrote:

Say it again Matt- it's the closest you'll ever get.

you are so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so cruel

anyways pussy

Shabadu

Only cos I luv ya. x

Matthewthebig

ah i see

/me smooths down eyebrows

Rozabeez

Who wants some ice? Is it be cruel to Matt time? Are you my wife yet?

Matthewthebig

why i am i always abused?

tSubh Dearg

so does steveire attach the tassels to handmaiden matt then? What a great job! But not as good as combing the luxuriant hair or alphabetising condiments...I pwn all!







except, of course, Grand Vizier Shabadu

funky penguin

Matthewthebig wrote:

why i am i always abused?

I love you too moju. I know some people may say it's odd, and that the effigy of bras I made in your likeness is too much!

But god dammit! I can't help the way (and what) I feel!

Our love is like a game of pool. Difficult at first, but oddly satisfying once you get the hang of it.

funky penguin

tSubh Dearg wrote:

so does steveire attach the tassels to handmaiden matt then? What a great job! But not as good as combing the luxuriant hair or alphabetising condiments...I pwn all!







except, of course, Grand Vizier Shabadu

/me begins bowing

"Ohm nom shidai! Ohm nom shidai!"

tSubh Dearg

I do so love bowing and groveling esp when directed at me

Rozabeez

Ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice...........................................*explosion* brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Matthewthebig

i have two lovers now. Go me

funky penguin

Yeah, ya like that, don't ya bitch!

tSubh Dearg

funky penguin wrote:

Yeah, ya like that, don't ya bitch!

Who me?

funky penguin

Well, Moju really, but you can too.

Matthewthebig

Orgy!

funky penguin

"Do a little dance!....."

tSubh Dearg

oooh! I like orgies! Only if Deadwing asks...I know nothing about no orgies...ok?

Matthewthebig

/me shouts "Deadwing: You girlfriend is into orgies"

tSubh Dearg

right for that I'm ball gagging you! and finger gagging you too! now try to type/shout! mwhaaaa ha ha ha!

sanncoo

*awaits title

*quivers in anticipation

Winters

tSubh Dearg wrote:

right for that I'm ball gagging you! and finger gagging you too!

kinkeh ... oh so very kinkeh.

funky penguin

sanncoo wrote:

*awaits title

*quivers in anticipation

Okay, Shab may want to change this, but how about:

Official Untier of Most Heinously Difficult Knots and General Unsticker of Sticky Situations.

Shabadu

FP's title DESTROYED BY VIZIER POWERS

Jaysus fp, you know better than that?

Sanncoo has already been proclaimed officail sanitation commissioner of Sarkyville, and has been doing a bang-up job. So an additional title of Official Untier of Most Heinously Difficult Knots and General Unsticker of Sticky Situations is added. I med it up meself!

funky penguin

/me begins bowing

Oh mighty wise one. Forgive my impudence and forethought. Let me sooth the anger with a quiet dance.

*Hey nonny nonny*

Shabadu

/appeased.

Where's my sultry handmaiden with my sherbert and sweetmeats? *claps hands imperiously*

Matthewthebig

/me enters

hello Vizer

Shabadu

As always, Matt's timing is impeccable.

Shabadu

Pg 61... How de time floies.

sanncoo

*starts sweeping the floor