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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me grovels


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /dons turban

    /magics up luxuriant picnic for all

    /reclines with chicken leg with honey/garlic/ginger/chilli glaze


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *hands out napkins to all attendees

    *sits back and awaits the mess


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me gorges on food


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /conjures up cleaning minions who will do all menial tasks, freeing sanncoo up to delegate chores and enjoy salad.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me continues to gorge


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    /Bows in reverence to the mighty Shaba

    *ponders on whether to stick to diet or to gorge as per other members of the org


    GORGES......


    nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    ain't gorging fun?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    nom nom nom nom nom nom Yes! nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me swipes sanncoo's food


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /smites MoJu. Now every time food comes near him it becomes feces, while every time it comes near the rest of us it magically transforms into exactly what we craved that instant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    heh gorge , alan partridge and the toblerones on the way to Dundee :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me waves hand in a royal fashion.

    This kinging is hard work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Hey! Minions! Get the Sultan a glass of Champagne and some Strawberries & cream


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    yea matt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *looks on in womder at hunky hunk that just materialised in front of me


    'Cheers Shaba!'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Out of all of you: How many got sunburnt today?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The sun's shining outside?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *puts hand up and winces in sunburniness


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    *passes the after sun* Anyone else?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *lathers on the lovely cool aftersun...........mmmmmmm! Comfort!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me grovels


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me rubs thighs gleefully watching all the lathering or suncream


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    /me awaits someone to come change the light bulb


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    you called?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    my hero


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me flexes place were muscles should be


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    ooh matt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me continues making notes


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Im Feelin Unwanted Hostility Off Sarky


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