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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    your spidey-sense is tingling?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    How terribley erotic!

    naughty.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    eeeeeeee! It's propositioning me again!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Shabadu wrote:
    your spidey-sense is tingling?

    Not that I noticed but thanks for warning me!!!


    How's yours?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    calling for a web-slinger.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Let's bake cookies so the boys will like us!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Sarky, do you have something to tell us!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yes.

    The things I say are sexist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    I'm glad you got that off your flayed chest!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    So sanncoo's malibu stacey is malfunctioning, yet he doesn't realise. Curiouser and curiouser.


    Or is sanncoo a she?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    That is the question......

    I seem to confuse people as to my gender.....my skills as a shape shifter must be improving!!!



    Drum roll pleeeeeeease!


    *rolls drum

    Sanncoo is a she! :eek:


    whew I'm glad I got that off my unflayed yet bra-ed chest! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    People always think i'm a boy too. We should find some way to take advantage of this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Strap-ons.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Join HOMM

    actualy no!

    evil Evil EVIL EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL women


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I'm guessing HoMM is house of masculine men or something?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Manly!

    argh grr

    /me goes off to beat up hookers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    HoMo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    HoMoJu.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    ah i see what you did there. witty!

    /me claps ish

    so happy weeding


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    *sigh* I have to make teh dinner! who has the number for "teh dinner giving" place?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    051 858111,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    01 3693690


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Call Me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i did. Got some cambodian guy asking me did i want delivery


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    my brother answered did he


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I'm out of the dinner making. booya! time to keep melting ice!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    must have been

    if you are half as sexy as he is then....

    /me smoothes down eyebrows


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    *blushes*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    even sexier


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    ah at least my number worked


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