Birds with Mad Names

steveland? · 13-06-2005 01:45AM

We spent last night trying to think of baby names for a girl we know who's second name is Free

we came up with such gems as:
Aliven Free
Disease Free
33% Extra Free
Born Free
Sugar Free
Gluton Free
Buyonegetone Free
and so forth...

Esel · 13-06-2005 02:19AM

steveland? wrote:

We spent last night trying to think of baby names for a girl we know who's second name is Free

we came up with such gems as:
Aliven Free
Disease Free
33% Extra Free
Born Free
Sugar Free
Gluton Free
Buyonegetone Free
and so forth...

Belle Free
Aidhm Free
Dai Free (ts)
Setme Free

No charge.

MooShop · 13-06-2005 10:06AM

i know a girl called rheam (not sure how to spell it, pronounced reem) she's irish

Executive Steve · 13-06-2005 12:13PM

i met a girl at a wedding on saturday called "Blaithin de Paor" - yes, her parents called her "FLOWER POWER" how cool is that?

incidentally, my own name is stephen greene, which was a bit of an obstacle when i used to be approached by members of the garda siochana who wanted to question me about the legitimacy, tax and insurance status of my hotdog stand on the corner of the park of the same name.... i never used to carry ID either lol....

mo_thoin · 13-06-2005 12:16PM

I've a friend called Zuelika!!! Shes all irish, hasnt a clue where her parents came up wit the name but i think its cool!!!

Mac daddy · 13-06-2005 02:11PM

Its orginaly a boys name,

colm_c · 13-06-2005 02:12PM

I met a girl called Mercedes once.... I didn't believe it either until I checked her passport... :rolleyes:

Tha Gopher · 13-06-2005 02:49PM

Who in the **** would call a boy Naoise? As said I only heard it twice (some ****ing stunning lookin blondie on TG4 once, and some little girl who lived next door to where my mam worked)

Mans name me bollix, its even got a female sound to it.....if that makes any sense

edit- just googled, its the name of some old warrior from Celtic times

Pfft, if id been battlin him id be all like "haha, Naoise is a girls name ya queer...." before I drove me sword through him

Kingsize · 13-06-2005 03:05PM

Sucky and Lucky - Chinese

poor old chinese guys are always given more "pronouncable" names by the companies they work for here, a mate of mine works in a warehouse & there are 2 chinese guys called "beano" & "dandy"

btw Ross Castle sounds like a lovely little town in wexford with a big chemical plant on the outskirts

jor el · 13-06-2005 04:32PM

Some friends of mine have a boy they named Naoise. That was the first time I'd ever heard the name but it's getting quite popular now like Oisín and all the other Irish names.

As for the OP, he's lucky the girls didn't have names like Alexis Crystal or Chardonnay as you can imagine the kind of knacks they would be.

What's in a name anyway?

*Page* · 13-06-2005 04:37PM

i got chatting to a guy called attlia!!(as in the hun) mad name!!

ever think that its there names.. they may be irish but are their parents?

*Page* · 13-06-2005 04:39PM

Fabiana, Flabhio, Cyana.. 3 kids i know!

Zulu · 13-06-2005 04:47PM

I met a girl call Breffiny one Saturday night in Craw Daddy. She was georgous.

Kevin_rc_ie · 13-06-2005 04:48PM

Page i think they're romanian names. could be wrong. maybe they're italian actually.

yeah i know a breffiney. actually, i know a guy call breffney.

sceptre · 13-06-2005 06:50PM

colm_c wrote:

I met a girl called Mercedes once.... I didn't believe it either until I checked her passport... :rolleyes:

I'm not going to try the "perfectly normal name" line but the Mercedes in Mercedes-Benz is in fact named after Mercedes Jellinek, daughter of Emil Jellinek. In other words, the car is named after a chick, not necessarily the other way around (and originally certainly not the other way around). Not the most common name around but I can think of four or five actresses with the name, usually with parents or grandparents from Cuba.

jor el wrote:

Alexis Crystal or Chardonnay

There wasn't a Chardonnay in Dynasty as well as the other two, was there? A Chardonnay in Falcon Crest, now that would have been funny.

Mousie · 13-06-2005 07:09PM

I remember a long time ago hearing the name "Lygia" she went to school with friends of mine and i didn't believe them for ages that she was actually called that.

muckwarrior · 13-06-2005 07:21PM

A girl laughed in my friends face when he told her his surname - Doughty. I cant see anythin funny about it but some people do!

The Sweeper · 13-06-2005 09:36PM

digitally-yours wrote:

what a charater you have ??? think over it selfrespect is a big thing

I would like to nominate this for post of the month.

I would like to nominate it, because it's the most poorly spelled, badly punctuated, off topic piece of bollocks I've seen all day, reeking of adolescent aggression and bisected by - always an indication of the mind of a wankwit - three question marks.

This post is a classic representation of the dross peppering boards.ie these days - some pimply nerd taking time out from cradling his downy balls for just long enough to type a reply to something that's apparently offended him, but unfortunately he's just too stupid to articulate his point properly, and anyway, he can only spare one hand (which may be the reason behind the lack of capital letters).

I mean, who's this addressed to? Who has a character? And of what kind? And who needs to think something over, what is it they need to think over, and why do they need to think over it? Because self respect is a big thing? Who was displaying a lack of self respect? Is this person offended because the original poster managed to score three nights running? Do he think that, to achieve such a high batting average, you need to have no respect for yourself? Is he jealous? Or is he in fact a she, and called Majella, and has only now found out about Behein and Jordana (Jesus talk about 'oops we wanted a boy')?

Are these the outpourings of a furiously scorned woman, too busy - twisting an oily rag into a milk bottle filled with petrol, intent on revenge - to try posting in full and coherent sentences?

Pig-hooey like this takes up valuable storage space on the servers that host boards.ie. It should all be moved to a single hard drive, and the server should be periodically dismantled and used to make some of these, which can then be sold to raise money to fund boards.ie.

You think I'm getting a lot of mileage out of 13 words (14 if you use the spacebar as God intended it)? You should see my sock drawer.

*Page* · 14-06-2005 08:59AM

they are italian! (macari strain)

DublinWriter · 14-06-2005 10:08AM

None of you will be able to beat this.

In Tallaght, circa 1999, a young teenage girl gave birth to a baby girl.

She decided to call her....wait for it...

...Pocahontas.

I remember that Pocahontas Disney film was big that year, so that was maybe the reason why.

Anyways, her surname was Murphy.

jor el · 14-06-2005 12:03PM

Pocahontas Murphy, priceless :rolleyes: Anyway, was the mother 12 or something?

Tar.Aldarion · 14-06-2005 04:44PM

Tha Gopher wrote:

Who in the **** would call a boy Naoise? As said I only heard it twice (some ****ing stunning lookin blondie on TG4 once, and some little girl who lived next door to where my mam worked)

Mans name me bollix, its even got a female sound to it.....if that makes any sense

edit- just googled, its the name of some old warrior from Celtic times Pfft, if id been battlin him id be all like "haha, Naoise is a girls name ya queer...." before I drove me sword through him

its a guys name from that irish poem you mentioned
it's short for ignatious
a naoise lives next door to me...

LadyJ · 14-06-2005 06:05PM

I heard of some little boy called Dyson

Hitchhiker's Guide to... · 14-06-2005 06:09PM

LadyJ wrote:

I heard of some little boy called Dyson

with a name like that, i bet his life will suck

Scarinae · 14-06-2005 06:41PM

Easily_Irritate wrote:

someone know a girl called naoise?

I know two girls called Naoise, it's not that uncommon

the smiley one · 14-06-2005 09:28PM

I used to know a girl called síofra (little elf) - I thought it was really nice! Really like the name Naoise, but defo meant to be a boys name. (Naoise the brave warrior in Clann Uisnigh etc.)

Cake Fiend · 14-06-2005 09:36PM

byte wrote:

I know a girl called Beibhinn (pronounced bay-vin). Obviously Irish tho dunno what it means.

I used to go to school with a girl called Beibhin (with a sister called Caoimhe).

I also used to go out with a girl called Naoise. I quite liked the name, pity the girl was a schizo.

shacko · 15-06-2005 03:10PM

Sico wrote:

I used to go to school with a girl called Beibhin (with a sister called Caoimhe).

As it happens I know them as well. I get the impression there parents didn't like em a whole lot.

meditraitor · 15-06-2005 03:13PM

I kNow a guy called Lancelot(birth cert)

beardedchicken · 15-06-2005 03:16PM

the smiley one wrote:

I used to know a girl called síofra (little elf) - I thought it was really nice!

so did I, pity she was more like a little satan!

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