Birds with Mad Names

ross_castle

Over the last 3nites. Ive pulled 3 birds with the strangest names ive ever heard. A Majella, A Jordana and a Behein. I honestly cant believe that these are real names. Why do birds make up mad names for themselves are they just embarrassed, Iam I some sort of hideously deformed freak. What is goin On

jcoote

by the sound of their names i'd say they have about 3 theeth between them and all smoke rothmans

kstanl

3 birds in 3 nights? Ah you're such a stud. I'm really impressed and in awe of you. :rolleyes:

OLDYELLAR

i know a good few majella`s although when i was younger going out me and my frend used make up fake names if we were out somewhere different , it was really fun , then if we got caught out we`d be like oh great call me someone elses name why dont ya , funny.

Dizzyblabla

Were they all Irish? Where I work I hear the strangest names ever, but most of them are Russian or African....

Pighead

No offence rossatron but your name is kind of strange too,and crap as well.
The only strange thing about majella jordana and behein is their taste in men.

sceptre

ross_castle wrote:

A Majella, A Jordana and a Behein.

Majella's quite an ordinary name. As for the other two, apart from Jordana Brewster I've never heard them used. "Behein" sounds like the name of a foreign parliament or a dodgy German motor.

"Ostrich", now that's a strange name for a strange auld bird, but the long legs probably more than make up for it.

ross_castle

kstanl wrote:

3 birds in 3 nights? Ah you're such a stud. I'm really impressed and in awe of you. :rolleyes:

3 Birds 3 nights that not that remarable. Just good luck

All Irish

As for teeth and rothmans, none to be seen they were all quite preety. I was drinking round Louth, Meath and north Co. Dublin. Being from Cork it might just be me. Are these common names to the area cause i never heared em before. Any corkians out there called Majella

stagolee

Bluetit's an odd name for a bird....















only went out with her that one time though so maybe she was lying

Pighead

ross_castle wrote:

Wed nite:Majella

Thurs nite: Jordana

Fri Nite: Behein

As for teeth and rothmans, none to be seen they were all quite preety. I was drinking round Louth, Meath and north Co. Dublin. Being from Cork it might just be me. Are these common names to the area cause i never heared em before. Any corkians out there called Majella

Majellas quite a common name around these parts,in fact i've got a sister called majella.Lovely girl,i was talking to her this morning,she was in great form.She was telling me she won a tenner off her mate for letting some ugly cork nerdy loser kiss her the other night.Thats my sis

ross_castle

Looks like the names are more comman then i thought.

Dizzyblabla

Yep us Corkonian's have terribly boring names though... it's true!

Jivin Turkey

The question Im sure most of us want to know is did you take "Behein" up the "Behein"?

Ba-dum-tsh!

Newaglish

ross_castle wrote:

As for teeth and rothmans, none to be seen

Ack, you can keep your misnamed toothless zombies.

Whatever does it for you!

StupidLikeAFox

I was at a house party onceof a friend of mine who left to attend a posh dublin school. Six months later, she comes home and throws a party for her birthday. Flossie and Artemis were really nice girls, unfortunately Posie couldnt make it as she was sick. Oh how us muck savages laughed

Mac daddy

The Gf name is Naoise irish for the one i was told or she has been bull****ing me

digitally-yours

what a charater you have ??? think over it selfrespect is a big thing

Mossy Monk

Majella was a pretty ordinary name i would have thought

they are all over the place

muckwarrior

I worked in a place with girls called
Aino - American,
Pivey - Irish,
Sucky and Lucky - Chinese

There was a couple of other qwaer ones that i can't recall atm.

jezza

girl in local chinese is called pinq (sounds like pink)

Lump

Majella is a common name.


John

Sleepy

You wouldn't play rugby for castlerock would you Ross?

Scarinae

With a name like Ross Castle I'd be suspecting more like the Killarney football team

Femelade

Mac daddy wrote:

The Gf name is Naoise irish for the one i was told or she has been bull****ing me

isnt Naoise a boys name?
i know a guy called Naoise - its the name of some dude in an old irish myth story thingy.

steveland?

And you're sure all these women weren't actually men in dresses...

eefs

Femmy wrote:

isnt Naoise a boys name?
i know a guy called Naoise - its the name of some dude in an old irish myth story thingy.

Yeah Deirdre and Naoise and his 3 brothers who went on the run to Scotland from that mad old pervy king.

Femelade

^thats the one.

eefs

Femmy wrote:

^thats the one.

I paid attention in primary school history...he had pure white skin, hair as black as coal and blood red lips....

Oooh, how I loved Naoise...

Sarky

eefs wrote:

I paid attention in primary school history...he had pure white skin, hair as black as coal and blood red lips....

Oooh, how I loved Naoise...

He was a mime?

*Shudder*

eefs

Sarky wrote:

He was a mime?

*Shudder*

.........Dear Jesus...

You're ruining all my childhood romantic dreams! I did not fall in love with a mime...the scariest thing on this earth.

LadyJ

eefs wrote:

Yeah Deirdre and Naoise and his 3 brothers who went on the run to Scotland from that mad old pervy king.

That the same Deirdre that cracked her head off a rock and died?

LadyJ

And was the king Conor McNeasa?

Kevin_rc_ie

naoise is both a boy's and a girl's name. they sound the same anyway, i wonder if they're spelt differently.

wasn't there/isn't there a dublin craze of giving your kids exotic names like jordana, maquella (that's definitely spelt wrong) jacinta (this is not that exotic maybe) and lots and lots of other.

i think it's the working class version of giviung you kids double barrel surnames or irish first names.

LadyJ

I know a guy called Jet.

eefs

LadyJ wrote:

And was the king Conor McNeasa?

It was indeed, the pervy oul fecker!

LadyJ

Good God,I remember far too much useless information!

Sarky

eefs wrote:

.........Dear Jesus...

You're ruining all my childhood romantic dreams.

Heh, yeah, I'll do that. Bet you can't stop thinking about naked mime artists now.

eefs

LadyJ wrote:

Good God,I remember far too much useless information!

Come on! I remembered his physical make-up! Would have been handy had it come up in the Leaving...

LadyJ

Sarky wrote:

Heh, yeah, I'll do that. Bet you can't stop thinking about naked mime artists now.

Stop? Why would ya wanna stop?!

Kevin_rc_ie

LadyJ wrote:

I know a guy called Jet.

he got a leather jacket and a motorbike?

LadyJ

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

he got a leather jacket and a motorbike?

Nah he's only like 4.
Jet Best. Great name!

eefs

Sarky wrote:

Heh, yeah, I'll do that. Bet you can't stop thinking about naked mime artists now.

Christ, you're in my head!! Have you been peeking at those magazines under my bed? Mime, mime, mime...all the time!

Larianne

Know a guy called Rusty (american), Sunny (australian) and have met 3 irish girls called Dolly!! None were short for anything, thelr actual names!! :rolleyes:

Kevin_rc_ie

LadyJ wrote:

Nah he's only like 4.
Jet Best. Great name!

he will when he's 16.

Larianne

LadyJ wrote:

Nah he's only like 4.
Jet Best. Great name!

Must have got it from John travolta's child's name.

Sarky

I know a girl called Mary.

True story.

Kevin_rc_ie

by girl do you mean female child? the youngest mary i know is 18. it's beginning to join the margaret and mathilda ranks as old ppl's names.

Larianne

or noel...
...Ethna (now tha's really old name!)
...Joyce

Scarinae

I know an American girl called Amethyst, I think her mother was a bit of a hippy or something, naming kids after gemstones... Everyone calls her Amy though

funky penguin

I thought everyone was going to jump on his use of the words "bird" and "pulled".

irishgeo

Sarky wrote:

I know a girl called Mary.

True story.

was she from dunloe?