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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Mwhahahaha shorty!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    *hey nonny nonny*

    Giggly wiggly Jingly.

    I disrepute all you interweb voices!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /strokes vizier beard with one hand. Adjusts turban with the other hand. Scratches gills with final hand.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    So, collectively we are called.......?


    The Super Friends?

    Team Super?

    Super Chums?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Team Something. I've been gunning for something beginning with 'team' for ages QED 'Team Something'


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    wait for it.......... GO TEAM SOMETHING!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I like it.

    It's got something, but I don't know what it is....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Now all we need is a biki entry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Team Something powers ENGAGE! ZZHUOOOOOOOOMMMMMM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Behold my super power of starting page 21


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Now all we need is a biki entry.
    First we need a list of members. Sign up here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Captain Matthew reporting for duty.

    Powers: MEATVISION!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    I'm NotMe man! I have the power to be someone else man!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    HA HA! I am Jam Girl! With the powers to turn into jam and move things with my mind! *queue super hero music*

    Go Team Something!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    I have the power to cure headaches within an hour!!! :eek:





    ..oh no wait thats paracetemol....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Je ne comprends pas!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I am ampman - capable of stretching my ego and shrinking it in a single bound. I also have the ability to become a nazi instantly and can make small things HUGE!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I am SARKLOR, and I am an alcoholic. With superpowers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Behold El Fantastico Shabadu. I have the power to twirl really really fast into my uniform and shoot lightning out of any of my facial orificies, including the spare ear on the back of my head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /puts Vizier Turban on

    seeing as amp is already the Gaffer, it's hard to come up with a title for him. So we should all just refer to him as the Gaffer and koneko as the Gaffette. SMAK's never around so we can just call Betty.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *HEADED PAPER LIKE PAPER
    From the office of the Official Sanitation Commisioner of Sarkyville office

    Dear Team Something

    It has become apparent that your morphing into 'so-called' super heroes has created a sanitation problem.

    Please note that this office is not solely in existence for the picking up of underpants. Especially special 'stripey' underpants (you know who you are!!!)

    This is your final warning in this respect. Please don't make me angry as you will not like me when I'm angry***

    Yours in a clean sanitationary state

    Sanncoo


    ***the office of the Official Sanitation Commisioner of Sarkyville recognises Marvel Comics as the owner of this but who cares


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Shabadu wrote:
    SMAK's never around so we can just call Betty.


    [KUNG_POW]But, isn't betty a girls name?[KUNG_POW]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    We can call him Betty, and Betty, he can call us Al.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    oo oo oo my turn my turn,
    boards hero: Eveel Dr.Demento (there is always one madd dr)
    My super power...hmmm
    I can change a normal person into one of my demented minions without thier knowledge...I have a special hospital where I offer advice and they take it!
    silly humans
    muah ha ha ha ha
    buah ha ha ha ha :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    sanncoo wrote:
    *HEADED PAPER LIKE PAPER
    From the office of the Official Sanitation Commisioner of Sarkyville office

    Dear Team Something

    It has become apparent that your morphing into 'so-called' super heroes has created a sanitation problem.

    Please note that this office is not solely in existence for the picking up of underpants. Especially special 'stripey' underpants (you know who you are!!!)

    This is your final warning in this respect. Please don't make me angry as you will not like me when I'm angry***

    Yours in a clean sanitationary state

    Sanncoo


    ***the office of the Official Sanitation Commisioner of Sarkyville recognises Marvel Comics as the owner of this but who cares

    That was notme! That was someone else.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    ha ha ha ha *turns into pot of jam and flys you all around the room with my jammy brain waves* haa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    *dodges flying jam*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /mme uses meatvision to turn tSubh Dearg into meat


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    post 422 on page 22
    I am teh Winnar!!! :D


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