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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /turns Sultan (mayheliveforever) into furby.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Don't f*cking go there, I've had my fill of Furby impersonations in real life...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    FEAR THE WRATH OF THE MIGHTILY IRKED SULTAN(mayheliveforever)

    /turns sultan (mayheliveforever) into live bratz doll.

    /watches in horror as sultan (mayheliveforever) becomes turned on by himself


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me handmaidens


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    /me chicken tender tends


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /claps hands

    Bring in the dancing girls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me dances

    see the budgets been cut

    serverly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /ululates

    Matt- yer nipple is visible through the lacey bra. 's hairy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    *throws roses* You guys rawk. Budget got spent on roses, I went all out!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Rozabeez proclaimed official Holder of the Royal Teeth.

    /Rozabeez mishears teeth as 'teat' and grabs Jezza's boobs.


    LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!11!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    NOOO! No....it is YOU that is the lesbian! and maybe Matt...you two are lesbians, Jezza and I are just very close friends. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    WOOOt lesbians.. this thread just gets better..
    all we need now is some beer, peanuts and explosions :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    *Hey nonny nonny*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    BeerPeanutOpenf32-60mG4DF0979-8bit.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    atomic%20explosion%20-%201.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Is everyone ok? OMGWTF!!111 FP'S BEEN BBQ'D!!!!!11!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Nein!

    /me gets back to handmaidening


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Face it Matt- the old regime is sooooooo yesterday. Now we're all horribly mutated.









    Or did we always look like this?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    what you talkin bout? You've always looked crazy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i don't see any change

    mind you we are all wearing masks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    *sigh* I thought it would be fun to pretend to be mutants for a while, 'k? I wanted to say things like: 'Man, my gills are itchy today'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    oh wait i seem to have grown an extra arm on my back

    i seem to have MUTATED


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    'ray! Thanks Matt *sniff* I knew you'ld understand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    my gills are itchy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Rozabeez wrote:
    Jezza and I are just very close friends. :)
    yeah um close friends! so babe what you planned later!! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    yep..
    waYYy too much time on my hands

    shalbabadu.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me cowers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Matt this is random, but are you terrorising the wee chillen on TI in a comical fashion? And can I saw off the extra arm?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    yep..
    waYYy too much time on my hands

    shalbabadu.jpg
    P|-|33r m3!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    y0u are t3h 1337


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