Who's the Irish equivalent of Paris Hilton?

Tha Gopher · 16-05-2005 01:41PM

joejoem wrote:

Three girls I have dated have had verbal fights with her, she can come accross kind of "up herself" and she doesnt really look around and try to talk to people, but who can blame her? .

THREE GIRLS?

Do you either
a- Live in Samanthas old area
b- Hang around with the shalabroty set (bleedin ****)
c- These girls stalked her. You met them at Stalkers Anonymous meetings when trying to treat your obsession with the girl from the centra ad

Its just that ive never once seen the girl- it seems hard to believe you could run into 3 women who have been in an altercation with her

joejoem · 16-05-2005 02:08PM

Yeah I know, its odd. The first was about 4 years ago in Tomato (Now D2) and the girl I was going out with got in a screaming match with her and had to be dragged away. That was not pretty. Apperently she went over to say hello and SM wasnt having any of it.

2nd was a girl I had been with once before and I was due to meet her out that night, she rang and was telling me she had just had a screaming match with SM's enterage because she got into a club without queing while everyone else had to stand by.

3rd was in barcode about three weeks ago, not sure what happend, was told the story when I was locked and cant remember all the details. It didnt carry as far as the other two.

joejoem · 16-05-2005 02:09PM

Tha Gopher wrote:

You met them at Stalkers Anonymous meetings when trying to treat your obsession with the girl from the centra ad

ha ha well done!

brettmirl · 16-05-2005 02:15PM

Gavin Lambe-Murphy?

Tha Gopher · 16-05-2005 02:18PM

joejoem wrote:

3rd was in barcode about three weeks ago, not sure what happend, was told the story when I was locked and cant remember all the details. It didnt carry as far as the other two.

Fcuk sake, Samantha Mumba goes to poxy Barcode? Even I dont like the place (full of sh1te music and gelled up spiky haired queers like you, as one fan of hardhouse pills and all that once put it to a friend of ours who likes to keep his hair maintained and would poke anything female with a pulse

). Not enough dance for him, not enough rap tunage for me Im afraid, and no matter how drunk or outofit I am im incapable of gettin me groove on to sh1t tunes. Jaysus, shes really fallwn off as far as fame goes if thats where shes at

Fair enough its 3 quid a drink some nights, but its a hoore to get back to Blanch if your on your own goin this direction. And the music is, like anywhere that likes to attract Trinity and UCD students, ****ing appaling at times (though personally its not the worst- there is a sector of hell specifically reserved for the cheese merchants spinnin the tunes at Redz. Pathetic place)

Kernel · 16-05-2005 02:27PM

Lads, what about Twink?

FFS I don't know why she is famous, but she's always hovering around in ****ing pantomimes and on Z-list pages of the paper. She even had a full Late Late Show dedicated to her a while back. Jaysus. She annoys me.
Elvis, Kylie, Jesus etc. were famous enough to get by on a single name, but who are you Twink!?! AAARGH!

Larianne · 16-05-2005 02:34PM

LadyJ wrote:

I don't think any Irish women are rich enough to be famous for no real reason!

How about Samantha Mumba?

Innocent???

'Apparently' she was caught drink driving around 2 years ago and they stopped it going to the papers etc coz it would have ruined her career. (source at a newspaper and its not a tabloid one).
And also she used to 'apparently' nick things from Arnotts with a friend. They would put tinfoil in bags and then put the stolen item in between so the security tags wouldn't go off.

BolBill · 16-05-2005 02:35PM

Kernel wrote:

Lads, what about Twink?

FFS I don't know why she is famous, but she's always hovering around in ****ing pantomimes and on Z-list pages of the paper. She even had a full Late Late Show dedicated to her a while back. Jaysus. She annoys me.
Elvis, Kylie, Jesus etc. were famous enough to get by on a single name, but who are you Twink!?! AAARGH!

I agree, shes a bint

joejoem · 16-05-2005 03:02PM

Tha Gopher wrote:

Fcuk sake, Samantha Mumba goes to poxy Barcode? Even I dont like the place (full of sh1te music and gelled up spiky haired queers like you, QUOTE]

firstly, I have never been there, you would have spotted that if you had read my post.

Secondly, that is personal abuse, we all have to play by the rules.

pat kenny · 16-05-2005 03:10PM

I bet Twink sucked a fair few in her day, someone go look for pictures we'll make a fortune.

smokingman · 16-05-2005 03:24PM

jezza wrote:

ya summed it up there pretty well... slut

...and fat ugly "I've no talent but I've huge busoms so I'll go far" at that!

Tha Gopher · 16-05-2005 03:35PM

joejoem wrote:

Tha Gopher wrote:

Fcuk sake, Samantha Mumba goes to poxy Barcode? Even I dont like the place (full of sh1te music and gelled up spiky haired queers like you, QUOTE]

firstly, I have never been there, you would have spotted that if you had read my post.

Secondly, that is personal abuse, we all have to play by the rules.

I probably should have put that in speech marks. He was referring to our mate as the gelled up spiky haired queer, in jest of course, i nay be hangin round with bufties as Begbie would say

I havent a clue what your hair is like.....

joejoem · 16-05-2005 03:37PM

Fair enough, appology accepted.

pretty-in-pink · 16-05-2005 04:20PM

I'll stand up and take that job......lotsa dosh for partying sounds like a great job to me. Just a boob job and I'l be fine. Unless small boobies are hot now?

I guess to be paris or lady v I'd have to keep them small.

Anyway....look no further ladz, i'll do it. Keep your eyes open for "Cliona" as I'll be known.

No thats no good......could anyone suggest a name for my future shameful days as a socialite?

Romo · 16-05-2005 05:10PM

pat kenny wrote:

I bet Twink sucked a fair few in her day, someone go look for pictures we'll make a fortune.

Yeah, I remember now, apparently they were absolutely wild and did unbelievable things. :eek:

http://www.irishshowbands.net/bgmaxidt.htm
http://www.irish-showbands.com/images/dodd/jdxmdt.htm

Maxi, who in her day had to be one of the hottest Irish woman ever, had a notorious reputation.
http://www.irish-showbands.com/images/shaun/smxsheeba.htm

Sadly, long before camcorders.

Don't laugh, Eileen Reid (who you may remember as Angeline Ball's mother in "The Commitments") was a showband singer at this time with the Cadets, she's still on the scene btw, wrote her autobiography a while back. In it she detailed all the sexual antics she and the other showband girls got into. Basically they were all hyper-promiscuous-husband or no husband.

http://www.iangallagher.com/cadets.htm

rubadub · 16-05-2005 06:42PM

Romo wrote:

Maxi, who in her day had to be one of the hottest Irish woman ever, had a notorious reputation.

Maxi- now with wings, most unfortunate name ever

wheres me jumpa · 16-05-2005 07:13PM

amanda brunker, i mean what the hell is she? a journalist? dont make me laugh.

she really thinks she's it. all she has is the massive melons.

and a word of note for amanda, having massive melons is nothing special when your as big as she is, its a formality. every week in the sunday world no matter how bland her story is there has to be a pic of her pushing up her cleavage.

as for the equivalent of paris hilton, i have some pseudo-friends that would qualify. there are plenty of naughty, dumb, rich girls dotted around the country, its just a matter of time before one of them makes a profession of it.

jumpa