Stevens life

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:06PM #1

He loves abba, take that and george michael.his boyfriend just dumped him cause he doesnt shower and he also earns less than a llama.
BTW.
Has anyone seen humphry my pet llama?
time for the yellow pill now.
*gulp*
*you r the dancing queen. young and sweet , only seventeen.*
gotta go. The bad man with the pointy needle and white coat is here.

Steven · 17-02-2000 11:08PM

Gimme a minute here, I'm trying to think of a snappy comeback for the Queen loving, queer humping druggy. Oh, there u go. Btw, it's not a doctor, it's his supplier with the white coat

Steven · 17-02-2000 11:10PM

BTW, it's true about the earns less than a Llama thing

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Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:18PM

I dont hump druggies!!! O wait a sec. hmmm. nah he was clean.
I dont hump druggies!
And humping queeras is ok.
As long as they are lesbian queers

And at least I hump. steveo

Did you see buffy last week btw??

Steven · 17-02-2000 11:21PM

Hmm, humping lesbo queers? I was under the impression that they only hump.....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I see now. is there something you're not telling us paladin? It would explain your discomfort every time camping is mentioned

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:23PM

It was just the wrong time of the month ok?
Bad timing thats all.
I hope she appreciated the tampex i sent her

Steven · 17-02-2000 11:24PM

I'm not even going to ask. On second thoughts....

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:24PM

ya ure mum

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:25PM

Just kidding.

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:25PM

Twas ure cousin (female)

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:26PM

Sahar Michelle Gellar I think her name was?

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:27PM

Also Steven has 4 <

!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of the *SAME* jumper!!!!!!
sad sad sad lad

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Steven · 17-02-2000 11:27PM

Hmm, you're not going to want to hear this, but my cousins are all male? It wasn't Petah was it? Real name is Peter, just saw one too many episodes of Home and Away

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:29PM

JESUS CHRIST!!!!
No wonder there was blood!

Steven · 17-02-2000 11:32PM

Okok, one too many hallucenagenics if you're seeing jesus christ. This has happened before, I know what to do. Quick, someone get CNN on the phone, they eat this prophet stuff up

Steven · 17-02-2000 11:35PM

Hey, cheater, editin old posts afterwards

. And they're all different jumpers, they're just same label, so nyaaaaaa

. how many Reebok tops u got?

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Steven · 17-02-2000 11:37PM

Hmm, do you have admin on the boards. Oh dear *shudder*

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:37PM

I am the ghost of christmas pudding and I bear a message that will save the world.
And that message is....
*weeee waaaah weeeee waaaaah*
What is that?
*knock knock*
Who is it?
*den de nen na naa na na. Ghostbusters*
*if ther is something weird in ure neighbour hood*

Who playing that music?
"we are"
*smash* (of door being broke)
" we are the ghost busters"
OOOOO S H I T!
The message is...
*zaaaaaaaap*
aaaaaaaaaargh

"this post is terminated by the ghost busters. We stop the paranormal.
And Venkman does stripping for gay parties. Just ask steven"

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:38PM

And I dont have ANY reebok tops

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:39PM

I did just buy a nice silk blouse tho.

Steven · 17-02-2000 11:39PM

I don't think this one needs any retaliation

. You've done more harm to yourself than I could ever do

Opps, I was talking about the post 3 lines up

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Steven · 17-02-2000 11:40PM

Hmm, how about adidas?

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:41PM

OMG ure right.
Its a COTTON blouse. not silk cotton. The silk one was the one i borrowed from steven.

Steven · 17-02-2000 11:43PM

Nonono, you borrowed the silk blouse from your brother, remember? I gave you the polyester one with the pokémon pattern

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:43PM

Adidas those *******S!
They use llamas in their shoes.
Poor humphry. Sob sob.!

Steven · 17-02-2000 11:44PM

Noooooo, it's out!! I'm a closet............................................ I can't even say it. Yes, you guessed it. Pokémon fan

Steven · 17-02-2000 11:45PM

Wasn't he a camel? Oops, wrong boards. Where's the camel board? I'll get my coat

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:47PM

And George wants his leather thong back steve and I want my Indiana Jones authentic replica bullwhip.

Steven · 17-02-2000 11:48PM

Nonono, it's your thong, George is the indy freak. What is it this time Pal. Cannabis?

Paladin · 17-02-2000 11:49PM

HAHA.
here are some posts I resurected from a few months back when humphry had been noticed missing:

oi elpres is does work you llama. Use a decent puter and it will!

www.gibworld.com/chaos
Ps 0wns U

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Paladin
Lieutenant posted 16-12-1999 08:10 PM

I once had a llama.
Or was that a mama?
It ran away.
I left food out every day but it never came home
To this day I still put out its food in the hope it will return.
That was 5 years ago.
Now there is 7000 lbs of llama food blooming into an oasis outside my door.
People pull up in their cars to have a picnic.
I have a sign that reads:
"Have you seen my llama?
If not , FUVK OFF!! "
Quake boards you say???
Whoops.
Ill get my coat.

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Paladin
Lieutenant posted 16-12-1999 11:33 PM

One amphetimine too many I think.
What the hell was I saying a few hours ago??
I must be nuts.
A llama?
Id swear id forget my head if it wasnt bolted.....uh attached to my neck.
I mean a llama??

I cant believe I said Humphrey my camel was a llama.
Not a llama.
A CAMEL.
I lost my CAMEL

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amp
Lieutenant posted 17-12-1999 05:59 AM

Shall I get your coat?
I'm surprised c0li didn't end that with:
and wooped them hardcore while Seven of 9 sucked me knob live on the Playboy channel in my luxury gold plated palace.

hmmm I'll get mine as well

[Insert cool quote here]
Play GLminesweeper! http://www.iol.ie/~adamj/dl/mineswp.jpg

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Canaboid
Lieutenant posted 17-12-1999 09:45 AM

Stay where ye are lads.
I'll just get my shotgun.
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Paladin
Lieutenant posted 17-12-1999 06:10 PM

NOOOOOOO
Humphrey is afraid of shotguns!!!!.
Use an automatic rifle instead.

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Steven · 17-02-2000 11:49PM

Hang on. Thong?? I thought it was a slingshot. What with the end of it being so stiff and encrusted with...... Oh, hang on *gag*

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