Stevens life

Paladin

He loves abba, take that and george michael.his boyfriend just dumped him cause he doesnt shower and he also earns less than a llama.
BTW.
Has anyone seen humphry my pet llama?
time for the yellow pill now.
*gulp*
*you r the dancing queen. young and sweet , only seventeen.*
gotta go. The bad man with the pointy needle and white coat is here.

Steven

Gimme a minute here, I'm trying to think of a snappy comeback for the Queen loving, queer humping druggy. Oh, there u go. Btw, it's not a doctor, it's his supplier with the white coat

Steven

BTW, it's true about the earns less than a Llama thing

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Paladin

I dont hump druggies!!! O wait a sec. hmmm. nah he was clean.
I dont hump druggies!
And humping queeras is ok.
As long as they are lesbian queers
And at least I hump. steveo
Did you see buffy last week btw??

Steven

Hmm, humping lesbo queers? I was under the impression that they only hump.....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I see now. is there something you're not telling us paladin? It would explain your discomfort every time camping is mentioned

Paladin

It was just the wrong time of the month ok?
Bad timing thats all.
I hope she appreciated the tampex i sent her

Steven

I'm not even going to ask. On second thoughts....

Paladin

ya ure mum

Paladin

Just kidding.

Paladin

Twas ure cousin (female)

Paladin

Sahar Michelle Gellar I think her name was?

Paladin

Also Steven has 4 <

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of the *SAME* jumper!!!!!!
sad sad sad lad

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Steven

Hmm, you're not going to want to hear this, but my cousins are all male? It wasn't Petah was it? Real name is Peter, just saw one too many episodes of Home and Away

Paladin

JESUS CHRIST!!!!
No wonder there was blood!

Steven

Okok, one too many hallucenagenics if you're seeing jesus christ. This has happened before, I know what to do. Quick, someone get CNN on the phone, they eat this prophet stuff up

Steven

Hey, cheater, editin old posts afterwards . And they're all different jumpers, they're just same label, so nyaaaaaa . how many Reebok tops u got?

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Steven

Hmm, do you have admin on the boards. Oh dear *shudder*

Paladin

I am the ghost of christmas pudding and I bear a message that will save the world.
And that message is....
*weeee waaaah weeeee waaaaah*
What is that?
*knock knock*
Who is it?
*den de nen na naa na na. Ghostbusters*
*if ther is something weird in ure neighbour hood*

Who playing that music?
"we are"
*smash* (of door being broke)
" we are the ghost busters"
OOOOO S H I T!
The message is...
*zaaaaaaaap*
aaaaaaaaaargh

"this post is terminated by the ghost busters. We stop the paranormal.
And Venkman does stripping for gay parties. Just ask steven"

Paladin

And I dont have ANY reebok tops

Paladin

I did just buy a nice silk blouse tho.

Steven

I don't think this one needs any retaliation . You've done more harm to yourself than I could ever do

Opps, I was talking about the post 3 lines up

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Steven

Hmm, how about adidas?

Paladin

OMG ure right.
Its a COTTON blouse. not silk cotton. The silk one was the one i borrowed from steven.

Steven

Nonono, you borrowed the silk blouse from your brother, remember? I gave you the polyester one with the pokémon pattern

Paladin

Adidas those *******S!
They use llamas in their shoes.
Poor humphry. Sob sob.!

Steven

Noooooo, it's out!! I'm a closet............................................ I can't even say it. Yes, you guessed it. Pokémon fan

Steven

Wasn't he a camel? Oops, wrong boards. Where's the camel board? I'll get my coat

Paladin

And George wants his leather thong back steve and I want my Indiana Jones authentic replica bullwhip.

Steven

Nonono, it's your thong, George is the indy freak. What is it this time Pal. Cannabis?

Paladin

HAHA.
here are some posts I resurected from a few months back when humphry had been noticed missing:


oi elpres is does work you llama. Use a decent puter and it will!

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www.gibworld.com/chaos
Ps 0wns U


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Paladin
Lieutenant posted 16-12-1999 08:10 PM

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I once had a llama.
Or was that a mama?
It ran away.
I left food out every day but it never came home
To this day I still put out its food in the hope it will return.
That was 5 years ago.
Now there is 7000 lbs of llama food blooming into an oasis outside my door.
People pull up in their cars to have a picnic.
I have a sign that reads:
"Have you seen my llama?
If not , FUVK OFF!! "
Quake boards you say???
Whoops.
Ill get my coat.


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Paladin
Lieutenant posted 16-12-1999 11:33 PM

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One amphetimine too many I think.
What the hell was I saying a few hours ago??
I must be nuts.
A llama?
Id swear id forget my head if it wasnt bolted.....uh attached to my neck.
I mean a llama??

I cant believe I said Humphrey my camel was a llama.
Not a llama.
A CAMEL.
I lost my CAMEL


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amp
Lieutenant posted 17-12-1999 05:59 AM

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Shall I get your coat?
I'm surprised c0li didn't end that with:
and wooped them hardcore while Seven of 9 sucked me knob live on the Playboy channel in my luxury gold plated palace.

hmmm I'll get mine as well

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[Insert cool quote here]
Play GLminesweeper! http://www.iol.ie/~adamj/dl/mineswp.jpg


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Canaboid
Lieutenant posted 17-12-1999 09:45 AM

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Stay where ye are lads.
I'll just get my shotgun.
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Paladin
Lieutenant posted 17-12-1999 06:10 PM

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NOOOOOOO
Humphrey is afraid of shotguns!!!!.
Use an automatic rifle instead.





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Steven

Hang on. Thong?? I thought it was a slingshot. What with the end of it being so stiff and encrusted with...... Oh, hang on *gag*

Paladin

OMG ure right he was a CAMAL!!!!
I cant believe I forgot that again.

Steven

Tut-tut. You don't suppose we've gone a bit ar with ll these posts between the 2 of us? Naaah

Steven

Latest post count, 33

Paladin

2 of us??
There is only u replying to this??
So it is. Hmmmm. R u like the saddest person ever?

Paladin

There is another coming in a sec steven. Just hang on (

Steven

Nah, I'm the HPB king. let all lesser pings kneel before me. No, not that close Pladin, it looks sick. Back off damn you. Back OFF!! *crack* Thank god I held on to George's bullwhip

Paladin

*crack*??
As in *sniff sniff* ?
O yaaaaaa
Thats the spot!
The G spot that is Muahahahahaa

Lump

HHHHHMMMMMMMMM I dont know what the **** to say, only ye have way way to much time on yer hands, or your off working well which is it ??

John

Steven

I'm all alone, with only queer/queen fan (Paladin) to keep me company

Steven

Strange thing is, we're about 15 mins away from each-other. It's just an excellently co-ordinated spam

Paladin

and as for having time on our hands...
Its not the only thing in stevens hands I bet!

Steven

Too right Paladin. I got a can of pepsi, a bag of Perri crisps (cheese and onion) and the mouse. Hmm, that makes 3 hands, I'll just recount

Paladin

My mother has an expression too.
Its : "like it or lump it"
I wonder what that meant?

Paladin

Maybe she meant "like it and hump it"?

Steven

It's all suddenly become clear to me!! Hmmm, can't be bothered explaining it to ye

Paladin

Hold on a sec steve. I gotta go ****. Dont go anywhere!

Steven

No, my mother sys the same thing. Hmmmm *shuddering at horrible thought*. Aren't our mother(s) name(s) Breda? *shudder*

Paladin

back.

Steven

Perfect opportunity to do some serious posting . Nah, lost interest now. Maybe I should get started on some homework?

Paladin

LOL steve.
I did actually go pis s there and u had posted by the time I came back

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