Kinkiest Thing You've Ever Done

Scarinae · 10-05-2005 08:17PM

Branoic wrote:

One Sunday afternoon me and the girlfriend snuck into my place of work (offices in the city centre, i had a spare key) and had frantic rabbit sex in my boss's office. In the chair, on the floor, on top of the desk, it was bloody fantastic.

The following morning I went to work sh1tting it that there was a security camera somewhere I didn't know about. At about 9:30 my boss called me in to her office. It turned out she wanted something totally mundane and work related, but I couldn't help grinning like an absolute fool as she sat there in that chair, with her arms resting on that desk, asking "So, did you get up to anything nice over the weekend?"

Haha I like that story. Best one so far!

TOPDAWG · 10-05-2005 08:25PM

Was with this bird after a club and she was lyin down and i was standing but where she was lying was too high for me to reach so i needed something to stand on. (was after a fair few bevvies now mind, as twas me bday)

First thing i saw was a skateboard and after about ten pints it seemed a good idea, so i stood on the skateboard and one thrust later i was on the floor in a heap. i never was good at skateboarding and it prob proves us guys cant do two things at once. Spent the next week nursin the friction burn on my thigh.

My girl buddies still call me Skater Boy to this day and its alway like wen they introduce me to someone its like "Ha ha are you the guy with skateboard"?

Ardent · 10-05-2005 08:52PM

Rabies wrote:

Had anal sex with a dead hamster on the bonnet of my car

Thanks for the best laugh I've had today!! Priceless.

Le Rack · 10-05-2005 09:15PM

no we wernt together at the time we were both single but still had a thing for eachother

pickarooney · 11-05-2005 12:00AM

Oh-ho, I'm so kinky I couldn't possibly post anything up here for fear of mortifying the oul' wans amonge ye = Not only have I ever done anything remotely freaky, but I lack the imagination to even invent something to save face

NeMiSiS · 11-05-2005 12:30AM

Heh heh heh.
Four girls in a bed with handcuffs, rope, and chocolate sauce (well it was more of a moose than a sauce).

Tom.

funk-you · 11-05-2005 01:01AM

did it in the lobby of blanchardstown garda station once(the desk was unattended for a couple of mins and she was wearin a skirt.) also against the round tower in glendalough, and got caught by a couple of japanese tourists, their faces were priceless although i didnt notice them til i was done. my girlfriend also has some strange obsession with going underneath the table (if you get me :rolleyes: ) at big family gatherings ie:21st's anniversaries etc.... could be awkward if she ever got caught but its nearly worse for me tryin to sit there with a straight face!
i just gotta love her. startin to wonder is my relationship weird or just adventurous? gas thing is she was always shy and retired before me now she's the main instigator.
got a couple more but they wouldn't be fit for chislers ears.....
-P

Megatron · 11-05-2005 09:07AM

:eek: Had a few nice ones

Helping my GF move , while traveling in the back of the removals van the matress fell down, so we decdied ( well she did) that it would be a bit of fun... it was \o/

Going at it like crazed wesels in a bathroom at a party , it was only afterwards when i went out for a smoke that i noticed everyone could see in through the bathroom window :eek:

or on sunday morning on the way down to bray on the dart , no one was around , so we had a bit of hide the sausage to keep ourselves busy.

All fun and games .. and no one lost an eye

*Sassy* · 11-05-2005 09:44AM

I've a few, but the most boards-friendly one is doing it (twice) with my boyfriend on the bonnet of a car one hot balmy night in Spain, by the beach. Very memorable

We were on a quiet lane, a few cars passed us by. For the first car or two we dived into the shadows, after that we didn't bother!! Luckily the street lights were few and far between so hopefully no one saw too much

impr0v · 11-05-2005 10:13AM

bless me father for i have sinned, it's a tie between a golden shower and a blow job at the back of a half full bus eireann bus.

LundiMardi · 11-05-2005 10:17AM

impr0v wrote:

bless me father for i have sinned, it's a tie between a golden shower and a blow job at the back of a half full bus eireann bus.

mmmm, were you on the giving or receiving end of the golden shower? not that it really matters.

impr0v · 11-05-2005 10:46AM

giving.

GeorgeBailey · 11-05-2005 10:49AM

I went to a lap dance club and spent 300 quid one night and then 900 the next. I have a sneaking suspicion my girlfriend's on to me though

petes · 11-05-2005 10:55AM

GeorgeBailey wrote:

I went to a lap dance club and spent 300 quid one night and then 900 the next. I have a sneaking suspicion my girlfriend's on to me though

Wow I like the way you did that. Take another thread from another forum and posted it here.

case_sensitive · 11-05-2005 11:10AM

Christ you lot (with one or two exceptions) are rubbish, I wouldn't consider myself all that kinky, but:

With a gf:
In a church on church st (Smithfield) about 3am
On the lawn of my Dad's office
The duck pond in stephen's green (wouldn't recommend it, it's fúckin' smelly)
Gave girlfriend Stinky Pinky on a crowded Circle Line tube, we just went round and round for 90 mins..
As above, but on Skegness beach, much to disapproval of old lady behind us.
Her office on a sunday, her boss's desk, boardroom table (no one there though..)

On my own:
The stockroom of Arnotts (more than once!! - don't buy linen napkins there is all I can say)
my desk at an unspecified former employer, unknown to the *3* other people working 8ft from me.

xern · 11-05-2005 11:22AM

instant messenger sex!

case_sensitive · 11-05-2005 11:27AM

Wow, just what does €900 buy you?
Had a friend spent €220 in a week (3 sessions) in Lapellos, but all he got was a peek, thought that was bad. Crazy..
Which one? :->

GeorgeBailey · 11-05-2005 11:28AM

case_sensitive wrote:

Wow, just what does €900 buy you?
Had a friend spent €220 in a week (3 sessions) in Lapellos, but all he got was a peek, thought that was bad. Crazy..
Which one? :->

Read the post just after mine...

Deadwing · 11-05-2005 11:59AM

impr0v wrote:

bless me father for i have sinned, it's a tie between a golden shower and a blow job at the back of a half full bus eireann bus.

Wait a second, you took a piss on someone in a bus?? You knacker, some poor bastard had to clean that up after you.

Undercoverguy · 11-05-2005 12:02PM

Disney Land Paris.... When the park was closing, one of the last few out cos we got delayed near Space Mountin lol

3 Som.... The bad kind! Still great laugh tho, she deffo loved every min of it!

LundiMardi · 11-05-2005 12:39PM

Me and the gf in stephens green, i was discreetly pleasuring her in the middle of a summers day while dozens of people were walking around us etc. I got a strange look from one guy actually.

In a nice big field in meath on a nice sunny day

In the cinema in Navan, we went to see bourne identity, twice:D

grimsbymatt · 11-05-2005 12:44PM

I got so drunk one night that I pissed myself in my sleep without noticing, in my girlfriend's bed. Quite a lot of it went on her leg.

That was pretty horny.

Talliesin · 11-05-2005 12:51PM

kittenkiller wrote:

It's just that usually outdoors adventures usually arise out of necessity rather than choice.
Like, nowhere else to go kinda thing?

Ah, the lamentable decline in Bealtaine traditions

irlirishkev · 11-05-2005 12:58PM

Blow job down the back of a Dublin Bus.
Then there's another story involving me, a girl I met in Messr Maguires, her bed, and her dildo.. but I'm not going into too much detail about that, there could be children reading :eek:

Ph3n0m · 11-05-2005 12:59PM

Uhm outside the church were I was going to attend a funeral of a relative

Dr. Loon · 11-05-2005 01:07PM

Ph3n0m wrote:

Uhm outside the church were I was going to attend a funeral of a relative

That's real nice. Lots of respect there.

Ph3n0m · 11-05-2005 01:10PM

well then I better not mention the other stuff that I have done

irlirishkev · 11-05-2005 01:10PM

oh, oh, I just remembered another one. A post in the 'work do' thread reminded me.
Went to a nightclub once, brought a girl and her (young) aunty back to my gaff. I'd already been smooching the niece.. and then when she went to the jacks, I got it on with the aunty too. Oh yes.. keeping it the family :cool:

Dub13 · 11-05-2005 01:30PM

grimsbymatt wrote:

I got so drunk one night that I pissed myself in my sleep without noticing, in my girlfriend's bed. Quite a lot of it went on her leg.

That was pretty horny.

I hope she knows how lucky she is to have you.

Branoic · 11-05-2005 01:40PM

Oh, another time, when I was single, myself and two female friends went for drinks in Eamonn Dorans. We were sitting downstairs in the back, and after copious amounts of drink seriously started getting it on. I had one of them sitting on my lap sucking my fingers as I licked her neck, and the other one sitting beside me nibbling on my ear. The same lounge staff guy kept walking past us an awful lot. I just smiled at him though. And we're still all good friends.

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