Kinkiest Thing You've Ever Done

Le Rack · 10-05-2005 3:45pm #1

So go on lets share our tales of tantelising teasing pleasure and we might all learn a little something from it!!!!

Tar.Aldarion · 10-05-2005 3:47pm

a girl.

Doodee · 10-05-2005 3:48pm

This one time at band camp ......

Tar.Aldarion · 10-05-2005 3:48pm

this one time at eh...here

kaimera · 10-05-2005 3:48pm

sex in a old monastery.

Dave · 10-05-2005 3:49pm

YORE MA!!

Just to get it out of the way

Le Rack · 10-05-2005 3:51pm

so far kaimera is the only one who comes close but yeah I know you did my ma Dave and she said to tell you that she'll stop calling you harder if you stop calling her wider!

snappieT · 10-05-2005 3:52pm

Tied up by my belt at a party. Left for one hour... nice and tender, perfect for eating.

Tar.Aldarion · 10-05-2005 3:53pm

i once did a snapscan1212p in a desert.

uberwolf · 10-05-2005 3:54pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

a girl.

are you also a girl?

ARGINITE · 10-05-2005 3:56pm

Pam and her five sisters all at once!

Firewalkwithme · 10-05-2005 3:56pm

Le Rack wrote:

So go on lets share our tales of tantelising teasing pleasure and we might all learn a little something from it!!!!

Why don't you start us off?

Looking up porn on the internet doesn't count as kinky by the way....

Getting off on stories of others sexual exploits does.

Le Rack · 10-05-2005 3:59pm

right.......
eh, snuck up on a guy from behind, blindfolded him, led him into a pitch black closet of some kind, "pleasured him" and realeased him. He still doesn't know who it was....

Winters · 10-05-2005 4:02pm

omfg ... that was you!!!!111one

kaimera · 10-05-2005 4:03pm

have played full on with a girls boobies in a bar with my brother and her sister there while she was trying to put music on the jukebox.

Firewalkwithme · 10-05-2005 4:03pm

Le Rack wrote:

right.......
eh, snuck up on a guy from behind, blindfolded him, led him into a pitch black closet of some kind, "pleasured him" and realeased him. He still doesn't know who it was....

NO **** - THAT WAS YOU???? :eek:

Lemming · 10-05-2005 4:04pm

I would probably get deported, so I shall keep it all to myself

Tar.Aldarion · 10-05-2005 4:04pm

uberwolf wrote:

are you also a girl?

no but my kinkyness range isnt really off the charts tbh

Nuttzz · 10-05-2005 4:05pm

Dave wrote:

YORE MA!!

Just to get it out of the way

well actually my friends ma, he still doesnt know thankfully....

hussey · 10-05-2005 4:05pm

I once made a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive

silly · 10-05-2005 4:06pm

Le Rack wrote:

right.......
eh, snuck up on a guy from behind, blindfolded him, led him into a pitch black closet of some kind, "pleasured him" and realeased him. He still doesn't know who it was....

really?? thats very bold

petes · 10-05-2005 4:07pm

hussey wrote:

I once made a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive

kinky bastard

Firewalkwithme · 10-05-2005 4:08pm

To be honest if I did describe it I'd probably get banned and I don't want that. So use your imaginations (nothing illegal please).

Tar.Aldarion · 10-05-2005 4:08pm

i will put my illegal imagination away

Le Rack · 10-05-2005 4:09pm

okay well it turns out I've done it to more than one guy then eh?!
Come on people I asked for kinky tales here!!!!???

kaimera · 10-05-2005 4:10pm

why?

can you not use google?

Firewalkwithme · 10-05-2005 4:10pm

Le Rack wrote:

okay well it turns out I've done it to more than one guy then eh?!
Come on people I asked for kinky tales here!!!!???

It's not going to happen - my fiance reads this site

Tar.Aldarion · 10-05-2005 4:10pm

seems you the only kinky tail here...
(had to say it)

Le Rack · 10-05-2005 4:11pm

FINE! other people then!?
and yes I can use google but that doesnt count!
When its personally related its much more entertaining!

kjt · 10-05-2005 4:14pm

Lets just say parks are fun on summer days when ur in the forest but only 10ft from the walkway

Le Rack · 10-05-2005 4:18pm

AAHH yeah I know! cept I was doing a John Wayne after and we then got lost trying to find the path and oh yeah a few mins before all that my gay friend asked me to ask my boyfriend to go off with him!!!!!!!!!!

kjt · 10-05-2005 4:27pm

lol sounds like good fun.
Oh another 1... Gotta love empty streets at nyt after a club. During the day there's no way you could get away with sex in front of a row of houses

Sherifu · 10-05-2005 4:27pm

Le Rack wrote:

......my gay friend....

male or female?

LundiMardi · 10-05-2005 4:34pm

Le Rack wrote:

right.......
eh, snuck up on a guy from behind, blindfolded him, led him into a pitch black closet of some kind, "pleasured him" and realeased him. He still doesn't know who it was....

err, ok. So from your bf's point of view, 'someone' sucked him off in a sex wardrobe while you were off somewhere else.

Congratulations;)

Orion · 10-05-2005 4:43pm

kjt wrote:

Lets just say parks are fun on summer days when ur in the forest but only 10ft from the walkway

So are trees on the 12th Fairway in Athlone ... about 20 yards from the entrance road ... while about 200 people are leaving a function in the hotel :cool:

kittenkiller · 10-05-2005 4:48pm

Since whan did doin it outside stop being desperate & start being kinky?

No offense meant to those who've done it outside, i just wouldn't've classed it as one of the 'kinky' things i've done.

Scarinae · 10-05-2005 4:49pm

Yeah you really don't seem to be getting many interesting replies here! I have done a couple of things outside in public shall we say, but I don't want to go into detail

snappieT · 10-05-2005 4:51pm

uberwolf wrote:

are you also a girl?

I'm a guy!

Shyster · 10-05-2005 4:52pm

guess its kinda kinky when theres a big risk of bein caught........not that its happened....

Rabies · 10-05-2005 4:58pm

Had anal sex with a dead hamster on the bonnet of my car

kjt · 10-05-2005 5:00pm

kittenkiller wrote:

Since whan did doin it outside stop being desperate & start being kinky?

No offense meant to those who've done it outside, i just wouldn't've classed it as one of the 'kinky' things i've done.

How would it be classes as desperate maddam?

kjt · 10-05-2005 5:01pm

Rabies wrote:

Had anal sex with a dead hamster on the bonnet of my car

LMFAO !!

snappieT · 10-05-2005 5:02pm

Was that you having anal sex on the bonnet of your car, while a hamster happened to be on that same bonnet, or was this poor hamster involved in the act?

littlejay · 10-05-2005 5:03pm

met some yank in temple bar once. and she told me i looked like an old boyfriend.
she asked me was it true irish men had uncircumsised cocks?
so as any red blooded irish man would reply.
come back and see for yourself lover ..i replyed..
cut a long story short.
she had her tounge peirced,and asked me would i like her to make me cum by just using her tounge.
low and behold...
ohh yes she did......
very very kinky i found it. looking at that pretty face and that tounge for them few miniutes.
that was so kinky well for me anywayzzz

Rabies · 10-05-2005 5:04pm

The hamster took advantage of me on our first date so i killed it and took advantage of it.
Tight squeeze but it fits. Sellotape comes in handy.

kittenkiller · 10-05-2005 5:05pm

kjt wrote:

How would it be classes as desperate maddam?

As i said, no offense was meant.
It's just that usually outdoors adventures usually arise out of necessity rather than choice.
Like, nowhere else to go kinda thing?

TerrorFirmer · 10-05-2005 5:05pm

littlejay wrote:

met some yank in temple bar once. and she told me i looked like an old boyfriend.
she asked me was it true irish men had uncircumsised cocks?
so as any red blooded irish man would reply.
come back and see for yourself lover ..i replyed..
cut a long story short.
she had her tounge peirced,and asked me would i like her to make me cum by just using her tounge.
low and behold...
ohh yes she did......
very very kinky i found it. looking at that pretty face and that tounge for them few miniutes.
that was so kinky well for me anywayzzz

Lol....lucky bastard....

I wouldnt dare post my escapades on the forums, but there's been all sorts of wild antics!

kittenkiller · 10-05-2005 5:07pm

POst on my message board & we can all have a gool ol' nose about in your privates!

Scarinae · 10-05-2005 5:07pm

kittenkiller wrote:

It's just that usually outdoors adventures usually arise out of necessity rather than choice.
Like, nowhere else to go kinda thing?

Yeah, that's why I have anyway - me being a teenager and all

TerrorFirmer · 10-05-2005 5:11pm

Yeah, that's why I have anyway - me being a teenager and all

Yeah, spot on. Teenager here also, its alright for the odd time but prolonged periods of frolicking around the countryside really gets you down after awhile....

Haven't done it outdoors in about a year, lol.....

kjt · 10-05-2005 5:12pm

kittenkiller wrote:

As i said, no offense was meant.
It's just that usually outdoors adventures usually arise out of necessity rather than choice.
Like, nowhere else to go kinda thing?

I wasnt offended by it, was just asking what you meant. One or two of the times it was due to now place... but many others was a rush

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