Kinkiest Thing You've Ever Done

kjt · 10-05-2005 05:27PM

lol sounds like good fun.
Oh another 1... Gotta love empty streets at nyt after a club. During the day there's no way you could get away with sex in front of a row of houses

Sherifu · 10-05-2005 05:27PM

Le Rack wrote:

......my gay friend....

male or female?

LundiMardi · 10-05-2005 05:34PM

Le Rack wrote:

right.......
eh, snuck up on a guy from behind, blindfolded him, led him into a pitch black closet of some kind, "pleasured him" and realeased him. He still doesn't know who it was....

err, ok. So from your bf's point of view, 'someone' sucked him off in a sex wardrobe while you were off somewhere else.

Congratulations;)

Orion · 10-05-2005 05:43PM

kjt wrote:

Lets just say parks are fun on summer days when ur in the forest but only 10ft from the walkway

So are trees on the 12th Fairway in Athlone ... about 20 yards from the entrance road ... while about 200 people are leaving a function in the hotel :cool:

kittenkiller · 10-05-2005 05:48PM

Since whan did doin it outside stop being desperate & start being kinky?

No offense meant to those who've done it outside, i just wouldn't've classed it as one of the 'kinky' things i've done.

Scarinae · 10-05-2005 05:49PM

Yeah you really don't seem to be getting many interesting replies here! I have done a couple of things outside in public shall we say, but I don't want to go into detail

snappieT · 10-05-2005 05:51PM

uberwolf wrote:

are you also a girl?

I'm a guy!

Shyster · 10-05-2005 05:52PM

guess its kinda kinky when theres a big risk of bein caught........not that its happened....

Rabies · 10-05-2005 05:58PM

Had anal sex with a dead hamster on the bonnet of my car

kjt · 10-05-2005 06:00PM

kittenkiller wrote:

Since whan did doin it outside stop being desperate & start being kinky?

No offense meant to those who've done it outside, i just wouldn't've classed it as one of the 'kinky' things i've done.

How would it be classes as desperate maddam?

kjt · 10-05-2005 06:01PM

Rabies wrote:

Had anal sex with a dead hamster on the bonnet of my car

LMFAO !!

snappieT · 10-05-2005 06:02PM

Was that you having anal sex on the bonnet of your car, while a hamster happened to be on that same bonnet, or was this poor hamster involved in the act?

littlejay · 10-05-2005 06:03PM

met some yank in temple bar once. and she told me i looked like an old boyfriend.
she asked me was it true irish men had uncircumsised cocks?
so as any red blooded irish man would reply.
come back and see for yourself lover ..i replyed..
cut a long story short.
she had her tounge peirced,and asked me would i like her to make me cum by just using her tounge.
low and behold...
ohh yes she did......
very very kinky i found it. looking at that pretty face and that tounge for them few miniutes.
that was so kinky well for me anywayzzz

Rabies · 10-05-2005 06:04PM

The hamster took advantage of me on our first date so i killed it and took advantage of it.
Tight squeeze but it fits. Sellotape comes in handy.

kittenkiller · 10-05-2005 06:05PM

kjt wrote:

How would it be classes as desperate maddam?

As i said, no offense was meant.
It's just that usually outdoors adventures usually arise out of necessity rather than choice.
Like, nowhere else to go kinda thing?

TerrorFirmer · 10-05-2005 06:05PM

littlejay wrote:

met some yank in temple bar once. and she told me i looked like an old boyfriend.
she asked me was it true irish men had uncircumsised cocks?
so as any red blooded irish man would reply.
come back and see for yourself lover ..i replyed..
cut a long story short.
she had her tounge peirced,and asked me would i like her to make me cum by just using her tounge.
low and behold...
ohh yes she did......
very very kinky i found it. looking at that pretty face and that tounge for them few miniutes.
that was so kinky well for me anywayzzz

Lol....lucky bastard....

I wouldnt dare post my escapades on the forums, but there's been all sorts of wild antics!

kittenkiller · 10-05-2005 06:07PM

POst on my message board & we can all have a gool ol' nose about in your privates!

Scarinae · 10-05-2005 06:07PM

kittenkiller wrote:

It's just that usually outdoors adventures usually arise out of necessity rather than choice.
Like, nowhere else to go kinda thing?

Yeah, that's why I have anyway - me being a teenager and all

TerrorFirmer · 10-05-2005 06:11PM

Yeah, that's why I have anyway - me being a teenager and all

Yeah, spot on. Teenager here also, its alright for the odd time but prolonged periods of frolicking around the countryside really gets you down after awhile....

Haven't done it outdoors in about a year, lol.....

kjt · 10-05-2005 06:12PM

kittenkiller wrote:

As i said, no offense was meant.
It's just that usually outdoors adventures usually arise out of necessity rather than choice.
Like, nowhere else to go kinda thing?

I wasnt offended by it, was just asking what you meant. One or two of the times it was due to now place... but many others was a rush

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV · 10-05-2005 06:15PM

winters ma!

OfflerCrocGod · 10-05-2005 07:02PM

I have never in my entire life done anything kinky. Shame on you all.

Sarky · 10-05-2005 07:34PM

A girl once let me put my hand on her knee...

kittenkiller · 10-05-2005 07:35PM

Sarky wrote:

A girl once let me put my hand on her knee...

SICKO!!! :eek:

Rabies · 10-05-2005 07:36PM

Sarky wrote:

A girl once let me put my hand on her knee...

I hope you used protection

Sarky · 10-05-2005 07:37PM

Rabies wrote:

I hope you used protection

I beat her to death with a bible and buried her burnt carcasse at a crossroads with a wooden stake soaked in garlic through her heart.

Rabies · 10-05-2005 07:39PM

Sarky wrote:

I beat her to death with a bible and buried her burnt carcasse at a crossroads with a wooden stake soaked in garlic through her heart.

That will teach her. She should have used the pill.

Winters · 10-05-2005 07:43PM

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV wrote:

winters ma!

O_o

And that came from .... nowhere. Why?

Paligulus · 10-05-2005 07:53PM

Sarky wrote:

I beat her to death with a bible and buried her burnt carcasse at a crossroads with a wooden stake soaked in garlic through her heart.

Sh!t!! That's pretty damn funny!!!

Branoic · 10-05-2005 08:01PM

One Sunday afternoon me and the girlfriend snuck into my place of work (offices in the city centre, i had a spare key) and had frantic rabbit sex in my boss's office. In the chair, on the floor, on top of the desk, it was bloody fantastic.

The following morning I went to work sh1tting it that there was a security camera somewhere I didn't know about. At about 9:30 my boss called me in to her office. It turned out she wanted something totally mundane and work related, but I couldn't help grinning like an absolute fool as she sat there in that chair, with her arms resting on that desk, asking "So, did you get up to anything nice over the weekend?"

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