getting caught with your "tent" up?

BEAT · 09-05-2005 07:55PM

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote:

who are the five people who voted no!?

my vote doesnt count cuz i am not a guy but i am one of them...i just cant stand seeing that box there asking me to vote so I had to...
its like the little red button that says 'dont push' I would push it.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 09-05-2005 07:58PM

BEAT wrote:

i just cant stand seeing that box there asking me to vote so I had to... its like the little red button that says 'dont push' I would push it.

This is why every poll needs an Atari Jaguar option.

BEAT · 09-05-2005 08:01PM

ya, it was after I submitted the poll that I realised that problem

Victor · 09-05-2005 08:03PM

CathyMoran wrote:

I have had a ni9ple errection a few times that was embarassing enough, I do not see why I should wear baggy tops to hide it.

It's embarrassing, but you won't hide it?

Do jeans help hide it in guys?

Yeah, just wear jeans (only) and we will have no problem with your erect nipples

Denim is thicker, has more colour variation and a more prominant zip, leaving things less obvious.

OLDYELLAR, get a job as a hairdresser and just rubs yer bits against guys knees and elbows. :eek:

CerebralCortex · 09-05-2005 08:16PM

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote:

who are the five people who voted no!?

I voted no. For some strange reason I very rarely got an erection when I was young and unable to control the beast i.e. a girl had to be hollywood beautiful before I'd get an errection and I am from the west of Ireland, you know what I'm saying.

CerebralCortex · 09-05-2005 08:17PM

jellybabyjane wrote:

you know i would have thought that you were most likely to see guys in an excited state in clubs but i've never noticed any.maybe i'm just not looking hard enough

1. Everyones drunk
2. Everyones drunk
3. Drunk people are very unattractive

CathyMoran · 09-05-2005 08:18PM

Victor wrote:

It's embarrassing, but you won't hide it?

Yeah, just wear jeans (only) and we will have no problem with your erect nipples Denim is thicker, has more colour variation and a more prominant zip, leaving things less obvious.

I don't hide them as loose fitting tops do not suit my shape (big chest, small waist) so it is the lesser of two..., I have worn a bra with additional wiring to press them in a bit, similar to the effect of jeans described above. Thanks for answering BTW, people I knew used to "bulge" when they wore other trousers but not jeans (for the most part) so at least now I know.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 09-05-2005 08:19PM

Victor wrote:

OLDYELLAR, get a job as a hairdresser and just rubs yer bits against guys knees and elbows. :eek:

<<shudder>> Ack... that reminds me of the barber I used to go to, really really really old guy... one time I used the arm-rests on the chair? no, never again... arms tucked in at all times! :eek:

FranknFurter · 09-05-2005 08:25PM

snapscan1212p wrote:

Any time it happens (in Physics class for some reason most of the time, maybe 'cos I'm bored), just make a man-gina (put it between your legs)

You must walk like a duck?

Victor · 09-05-2005 08:26PM

jellybabyjane wrote:

you know i would have thought that you were most likely to see guys in an excited state in clubs but i've never noticed any.maybe i'm just not looking hard enough

Drink giveth the desire, but taketh away the means.

And it's dark.

And it's less common if you are standing up (your heart is busy pumping blood elsewhere, like the brain

).

Third_Echelon · 09-05-2005 08:49PM

CerebralCortex wrote:

I voted no. For some strange reason I very rarely got an erection when I was young and unable to control the beast i.e. a girl had to be hollywood beautiful before I'd get an errection and I am from the west of Ireland, you know what I'm saying.

.....or a sheep?

The bus is definitely a producer of random erections for some reason

CerebralCortex · 09-05-2005 08:54PM

Third_Echelon wrote:

.....or a sheep?

The bus is definitely a producer of random erections for some reason

I deserved that I should have see it coming people will be cynical. What I meant was that my idea of a very attractive women is hard to find in existence in the rural areas of Galway and its not fair.

Besides sexually I'm practically dead anyway.

Gordon · 09-05-2005 09:05PM

CerebralCortex wrote:

Besides sexually I'm practically dead anyway.

Penis like an appendix eh?
Going extinct and unused by meat eaters.

Tar.Aldarion · 09-05-2005 09:06PM

where was your imagination me lad?or a sheep?

Hester · 09-05-2005 09:11PM

Haha, I didn't realise boys have it so bad.

Somebody sent me this today:Hard Times
Not exactly SFW (even though it's aimed at teenage boys.) The bit at the end is pretty... disturbing. Actually all the episodes on that site are

I wonder what it is about buses and schools?

Tar.Aldarion · 09-05-2005 09:16PM

it's all because he saw a bus.......damn sexy lines
if i had an erection for every breath i've taken then....oh

case n basket · 09-05-2005 09:18PM

hahaha, storing it in the spank-bank.

I recall one time in college I was with a girl in her dorm room, we were looking at films on her shelves... alcohol was causing me problems in coming up with a chat-up routine, so I decided to try the more direct approach. Had a raging hard-on and poked her arse with it while she was reaching for a video.

I won't be trying that again. Not because she didn't like it, but because she did! Rule of thumb: If i'm so drunk that i'll do that, then the chances of her being a moose are extremely high...

BEAT · 09-05-2005 09:22PM

man look at those poll results! in all my years I never saw a boy in school or on the bus with a hardon. With the percentage here that its happened too you'd think I was walking around with a blindfold on not to have seen one

Tar.Aldarion · 09-05-2005 09:22PM

case n basket wrote:

hahaha, storing it in the spank-bank.

ya but i have chosen the no interest option thanks.

Tar.Aldarion · 09-05-2005 09:24PM

BEAT wrote:

man look at those poll results! in all my years I never saw a boy in school or on the bus with a hardon. With the percentage here that its happened too you'd think I was walking around with a blindfold on not to have seen one

cos people don't like to proclaim "look,look at me now b4 i can hide it"

frankly the people who voted no are women and/or liars

Cianan2 · 09-05-2005 09:32PM

Lol....
I hated when that happened on the bus!! Always when your mind wanders, and then you gotta get up for your stop!
Hasnt happened to me in school in a long time, i remember the days in 3rd year(was in a mixed school, then!),tho! Had a conversation(exact same as this) with a guy in my class, and it seemed like we only agreed with each other about this. Everybody else seemed to look at us as freaks,though im sure they have secrets!!

Oh, i heard the other day that one of the guys in 2nd or 3rd year in my school was caught havin a tug in the computer room....(all boys school)....A day after he took a sh1t in a urinal! His reputation must be taking a battering,lately.

BEAT · 09-05-2005 09:35PM

see thats what I cant understand, your like the 3rd person to say someone jerked off in school when they got arroused, I mean why would you do that? wouldnt the fear of getting caught make you think twice?
atleast take urself to the toilet for petes sake, right in the classroom ! that is just nutters!

the_syco · 09-05-2005 09:36PM

[QUOTE=HesterSomebody sent me this today:Hard Times[/QUOTE]
Hehe. Laughed @ the Hairy Mary!

Cianan2 wrote:

Oh, i heard the other day that one of the guys in 2nd or 3rd year in my school was caught havin a tug in the computer room....

Proberly found some porn.

case n basket · 09-05-2005 09:39PM

Suits can be horrifyingly un-restrictive, particularily when you work in an office with several model-standard women.

Still, the toilets are nice and cool...

Cianan2 · 09-05-2005 09:42PM

the_syco wrote:

Proberly found some porn.

Yeah, thats what we heard. Im benused as well, as to why they'd even contemplate havin a go in school.

Squirrel · 09-05-2005 09:52PM

In the class, that's horrible, must be able to hold themselves back, or it doesn't bear thinking about

Winters · 09-05-2005 09:52PM

The bus gets very bouncy and vibrates a lot depending on where you are sitting.

Im sure that goes a long way to arousing little boys.

[Could I have made that sound any dirtier?]

The_Conductor · 09-05-2005 10:29PM

Worst ever- on a training course with a group of people you have never met before in your life. The trainer is damned cute. As usual you get bored out of your skull before too long, and to stop yourself from falling to sleep start to fantasise. Before long, not only are you oblivious to everyone around you- you have mentally undressed the trainer, and have a contented smile on your face. Suddenly you notice that tent syndrome has set in. Panic attack commences.... Its just about coffee time. You don't dare stand up to leave for coffee. Your blushing in embarrasment, but can't seem to do anything. As everyone else has left to get coffee, and the trainer is sorting her notes, you wish the ground would open and vanish her- so you could go and get your coffee in peace. Your so tongue tied you can't even talk anyway........ Those of you who can wear jeans into work are so lucky!!!

StupidLikeAFox · 09-05-2005 10:40PM

well im gonna vote no because technically i was never caught as in "oh look hes gotta hard on"

Le Rack · 09-05-2005 10:55PM

I'm a girl but I know a few lads that have so can I vote....
it was sometimes my fault.....

getting caught with your "tent" up?

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