getting caught with your "tent" up?

BEAT

So I was having this discussion about men and women and getting arroused.

Women can think about sex and get arroused all day and there are no tell tale signs, but if a man gets arroused isnt it 'hard' to hide?

Have you, as a male, ever gotten arroused in public and popped your tent for tohers to see?
in other words, have you got caught walking around or sitting while your little fella was stretching for a better view?

I am curious because you see this sort of thing on TV but never really hear men talk about it, I dont know anyone that its happened to but I am sure it has to have happened to someone??

Any stories anyone cares to share?

sinjin_smythe

yep mostly when i was in school but anytime that happened id alwasy do the quick grab and lift (ie grab it lift it vertically up and hide it with your shirt). Tricks of the trade you see !

seamus

It's pretty bad in school, as the little bugger has a mind of his own, but there are the usual tricks such as carrying your coat in front of you, staying in the same seat, etc to cover you up.

When you become a proper man, you have (better) control over him, and should know some suitably unsexy imagery to put him back in his place.

Pyr0

Yeah I hate when it happens in school you know out of the blue :rolleyes:

It's even worse when you have a horrible old teacher,and the guy next to you goes "I'm not the only one" that is truly a terrible time,but funny none the less

P.s : This happend against my will,there was nothing I could do about it at the time....

Gordon

It's tricky to hide when you're in a swimming pool with people that have goggles.

RuggieBear

Hope you guys weren't at single sex schools....

Saw it happen to a guy i worked with packing bags in Superquinn ages ago....he was wearing tracksuits bottoms and there was a girl he quite fancied working on the till...he got such a slagging that i'm sure the poor bastard still has all sorts of "issues"

penguinbloke

seamus wrote:

When you become a proper man, you have (better) control over him, and should know some suitably unsexy imagery to put him back in his place.

Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day, Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day

sinjin_smythe

Yeah swimming pool and teenage boys = bad news
there is no possible solution to this except to wait it out and hope nobaody can spot it

Dr. Loon

seamus wrote:

should know some suitably unsexy imagery to put him back in his place.

Yep. Such as Russian tractors, or Russian peasants. Although Russian peasants might turn some people on. Best stick with the tractors.

skywalker

BEAT wrote:

Women can think about sex and get arroused all day and there are no tell tale signs,

well now thats not true, although, if its a cold day I suppose your ok. Otherwise, just claim your a peanut smuggler.


Worst I can remember was sharing a bed with 2 male friends, and I was sleeping in the middle. Waking up with "morning glory". Thank god both of them were still asleep. Had to go asleep on my stomach after that though to be sure I wasnt taking anyones eye out.

stuey

women do not know the plight us men have, it doesn't know the difference between a sexy women and a bus

BaZmO*

For some reason bus journeys work wonders for making the little general stand to attention.

skywalker wrote:

Worst I can remember was sharing a bed with 2 male friends, and I was sleeping in the middle. Waking up with "morning glory". Thank god both of them were still asleep. Had to go asleep on my stomach after that though to be sure I wasnt taking anyones eye out.

Did none of them have the decency to give you a reach around?

B.

Mimikyu

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seamus

BaZmO* wrote:

For some reason bus journeys work wonders for making the little general stand to attention..

Anytime you have too much time to think to yourself, it happens. Listen to a discman on the bus.

Redrocket

thats cause you get bored near the end of class and your mind starts to wander, just depends on where it wanders to

BaZmO*

seamus wrote:

Anytime you have too much time to think to yourself, it happens. Listen to a discman on the bus.

Ah don't worry it's been a long time since I've been on a bus. I was more talking about my oh-so-long-ago teenage years!

B.

Loobz

Me nan on de bog, me nan on de bog, me nan on the bog :eek:

the_syco

Gordon wrote:

It's tricky to hide when you're in a swimming pool with people that have goggles.

Simple solution, dude. Wack off before you go swimming! Swimming with all those beautiful women in bathing suits (who are my age +/- a year)... also, without my glasses, its proberly = to beer goggles; any "small" ugly things can't be seen (spots, etc).

=-=

In school... its happened. Calm breathing usually gets rid of it. Also, not looking at the sexy sexy teacher with the short skirt, nice ass, slim, all the right curves... helps, but whats the fun there. You look, & store the picture for later. Still, there was some damn sexy girls in the class.

qz

Ah yes, the classroom and the bus. The only places I wish I didn't have a penis!

Larianne

ha ha.. at least guys don't get life easy all the time! ha ha

crazy angel

Larianne wrote:

ha ha.. at least guys don't get life easy all the time! ha ha

true but guys dont have babies!

The following is part of a true story,I remember as if it was yesterday.

When I was 15, that summer a German lass came in on her motorbike and asked could she put up a tent in the field.
She was wearing leather and had boobs like nice bubblegum, except harder.


Anyway I arrived on the scene and erected a pole for her.
It was my first tent.

mayordenis

Larianne wrote:

ha ha.. at least guys don't get life easy all the time! ha ha

you have no idea.
school used be bitch all right especially this one teacher i had for all 5 years who was really hot and i still see her out around town cause she's quite young oh yes yum yum. :P

Larianne

crazy angel wrote:

true but guys dont have babies!

Yes thats why I said don't get it easy all the time, I am fully aware of the fact that guys don't have babies. I curse them every month because of it!!

Kevin_rc_ie

Hmm. Spontaneous erection - Women's problems. I still know what i'll take.

crazy angel

crazy angel wrote:

true but guys dont have babies!

I don't get you.

OLDYELLAR

Is it strange that id like to have a weener for a day and rub it off people on an imp bus?

crazy angel

yes it is

Chad ghostal

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Is it strange that id like to have a weener for a day and rub it off people on an imp bus?

yes.

OLDYELLAR

My bf said it was fu*ked up and weird but I needed a 2nd opinion , I just think itd be funny.

Larianne

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Is it strange that id like to have a weener for a day and rub it off people on an imp bus?

Doesn't Moby like to do something like that? Go around at parties and rub himself up against people. Ewww :eek:

That's pretty nasty Oldyellar

OLDYELLAR

Its funny in theory probably not really , Im sorry I metioned it now

*adele*

Me too!!(i think it would be funny i wouldnt want to do it though)

Chad ghostal

OLDYELLAR wrote:

My bf said it was fu*ked up and weird but I needed a 2nd opinion , I just think itd be funny.

strangers dont like it when you rub your penis on them..
trust me :-p

OLDYELLAR

Ya could have a point there Chad Id be subtle though

Ciaran500

If you knew what a blow in the testicles felt like you would not want to risk putting it in such a dangerous position.

OLDYELLAR

Well if I ever get one I wont bother trying it so

gaui3d0pnbz86o

Is it strange that id like to have a weener for a day and rub it off people on an imp bus?

just place a rolled sock in your pants and walk around, try not to look at it too long! and if you dont want people thinking your both male and female maybe ware a baggy jumper to hide your boobie area and hide your hair!

Sherifu

School was the worst time, long shirts and jumpers hid them though.
Someone should invent a leg holster for teenage boys.

snappieT

Any time it happens (in Physics class for some reason most of the time, maybe 'cos I'm bored), just make a man-gina (put it between your legs)

Random hard on still doesn't beat stupid wanker that was jerking off in class because "it'd be a wasted erection otherwise" (all male school btw, male teacher at the time)

Nala

snapscan1212p wrote:

Any time it happens (in Physics class for some reason most of the time, maybe 'cos I'm bored), just make a man-gina (put it between your legs)

Random hard on still doesn't beat stupid wanker that was jerking off in class because "it'd be a wasted erection otherwise" (all male school btw, male teacher at the time)

Jebus crisps! Yeuch.

Hugh Hefner

We have to stand when a teacher enters so you have to stand right up to the desk and so the "annoyance" is pressed down by the edge of the desk. Phew!

I usually wear jeans in pubkic so things are kept compact, and in "hard" times, are redirected to an invisible position (along the leg) so it's alright.

StupidLikeAFox

Yep, good ole major tom, mind of his own, sure ya never know like there may be a bit of vagina lying around somewhere

TerrorFirmer

Wierd....I never had this problem, sure it happens in public, but never in such a way that it was in an akward situation with the potential situation to be seen....

Lucky me.

steveland?

the_syco wrote:

Simple solution, dude. Wack off before you go swimming!

Just don't try it during the swim....

Doodee

crazy angel wrote:

true but guys dont have babies!

and can pee standing up (please dont bother to point out that its horribly messy but posible for women also)

I used to find that i would get an erection whilst at work, i think it may have had something to do with sitting down for most of the day, was ****ing awkward though as i was working with 29 other people. When it happened i used to use the excuse that my back hurt and knelt on the ground infront of my pc, soon bloodlevels were restored to proper ratios.

Squirrel

In school constantly, mixed school btw, all you need is your shirt and jacket, then you're sorted. There are people though who do **** when they get one, it's nasty. As snapscan1212p says "it'd be a wasted erection otherwise". It's funny when someone sees them, they never live it down

modular

Winters

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Is it strange that id like to have a weener for a day and rub it off people on an imp bus?

Lets swop for a day OLDYELLAR and you can see what its like...

Bottle_of_Smoke

who are the five people who voted no!?

jellybabyjane

you know i would have thought that you were most likely to see guys in an excited state in clubs but i've never noticed any.maybe i'm just not looking hard enough