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The girl in the Centra add

  • 29-04-2005 04:39PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭


    Ok, I know this sounds square but I think the girl in the centra add on tv at the moment is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. You know the "Staying in is the new going out" add with Pablo McLintoch the brazillian Irish guy walking through centra buying food, and he returns to the party that is on a cool apartments balcony.

    Well there is a girl in the add that walks out of the bedroom in a small tshirt and knickers and walks up to a guy and kisses him. Does anyone know who this girl is? She has to get more tv work, she is my absolute ideal woman, perfection!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    You would know its a Friday afternoon. Havent seen the ad though. /me wants a pint.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Yeah, has been bugging me for ages but never think of it when Im on boards. Although I doubt anone has a clue who she is, I might meet her in cafe en sienne some night. I would like to woo her instead of saying "how much are carrots?" or "your dah bird from de telly"


    Oh and I would love a pint, I would suck the moisture from a beer mat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    joejoem wrote:
    Oh and I would love a pint, I would suck the moisture from a beer mat.

    Me first.


    Did a few googles but I would say shes from a modeling agency or somewhere like that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 165,998 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    v attractive girl, i'd even go out with her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    paperclip wrote:
    v attractive girl, i'd even go out with her.

    Well thats very big of you, well done!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,480 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    yes, yes, yes!!!!

    i use this word very rarely but she is "foxy"!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭Stix


    Havent noticed her, but there are 2 who say WOW as this dude walks by, in one of the Centra ads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,480 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    Stix wrote:
    Havent noticed her, but there are 2 who say WOW as this dude walks by, in one of the Centra ads.

    no no no youre way off!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    She looks a lot like Eva Longoria - which must be a lucky coincidence because that ad is far older than Desperate Houswives iirc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    Yum Yum!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    joejoem wrote:
    Yeah, has been bugging me for ages but never think of it when Im on boards. Although I doubt anone has a clue who she is, I might meet her in cafe en sienne some night. I would like to woo her instead of saying "how much are carrots?" or "your dah bird from de telly"

    You're a stalker. That girl is a friend of my sisters, but I'm not giving you her name or anything else. Oh, and she wouldn't be drinking in Cafe En Seine, she thinks it's full of twats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,767 ✭✭✭Hugh Hefner


    Stix wrote:
    Havent noticed her, but there are 2 who say WOW as this dude walks by, in one of the Centra ads.
    no no no youre way off!
    Damn straight. It's not a Centra ad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭impr0v


    Back in reality and out of advertising ad utopia she'd be lounging around in her frumpy pj's with greasy hair and a zit on her chin, reading celebrity gossip rags because she thinks her own life is dull, and you'd be sitting in the kitchen eating cold chinese thinking about the secretary at work and scratching your nuts.

    Life as it appears on television advertising is a shallow ideal and the personality you think she has is the one you are projecting upon her. Meeting her in real life your knees would probably touch each other and you'd dribble while stumbling over your words, while she struggles under the weight of her multiple insecurities and looks past you to the nearest reflective surface.

    Even if you put your case across very well and succeeded in bringing home the possession of your dreams to display in a glass case in the hall, looks would have very little bearing on how you felt about her in five, ten and fifteen years time, at which point you'd be ignoring her conversation while you both watch tv and ogling at the latest girl in the latest ad, thinking of how her head would look mounted over the hallway door.

    In other words, your lust will pass, meanwhile try and disassociate it from the centra brand values so that at the very least your power to choose between high priced retail outlets is not dictated by your johnson and the desire to live the perfect sterile life that the ad stimulates in you.

    (any wild generalisation in the above is not my problem)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,767 ✭✭✭Hugh Hefner


    I don't think it's personality he's focusing on. It's "personalities". ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Kernel wrote:
    You're a stalker. That girl is a friend of my sisters, but I'm not giving you her name or anything else. Oh, and she wouldn't be drinking in Cafe En Seine, she thinks it's full of twats.


    1) Sure...

    2) How does this make me a stalker? If I asked who was the new weather girl on TG4 was, did anyone know anything else about her.

    3) Did you think I was going to plead "please set me up with her, I'm sure she would say yes if you asked her to go out with a guy you met on the internet."

    4) If you did know who she was you would have given a little more info, like she is just a model hasnt done anything else....

    5) Your a gimp, spoiling threads.
    Kernel wrote:
    Oh, and she wouldn't be drinking in Cafe En Seine, she thinks it's full of twats.

    Agreed, but I bet when she leaves the house you go smelling any seat she has sat in. In fact I'd say your the kind of guy who would sit beside her telling her "he isnt good enough for you, I dont know I just get a bad feeling about him" all the while screaming in your head "why dont you love me? I want you more than he does" but the fact is you dont have her and never will, so get down off your ugly high horse and get used to the fact that you belong down with the ugly slime at the bottom of the ugly tree. Why dont you set your sights around your own level. Here this woman is on the telly, she would probably be around your level.


    With this of course I mean no harm or abuse. Since you jumped the gun and made a rather incorect and offensive assupmtion about me I thought it only fair that I do the same. Peace.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭impr0v


    A calm, measured response....


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,584 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    joejoem wrote:
    If I asked who was the new weather girl on TG4 was, did anyone know anything else about her.
    ...
    With this of course I mean no harm or abuse. Since you jumped the gun and made a rather incorect and offensive assupmtion about me I thought it only fair that I do the same. Peace.
    New TG4 weather girl - where ? pics needed !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    joejoem wrote:
    Yeah, has been bugging me for ages but never think of it when Im on boards. Although I doubt anone has a clue who she is, I might meet her in cafe en sienne some night.......

    How do you she goes there? And besides that isnt it full of spanners? For a fiver a pint its bound to be

    And you sir are a sick sick man for posting that photo without a warning. Ive some news for you- ad girl is my sister. Ida had no objection to you meetin her, but after posting that picture I must have revenge
    If i see ya sniffin round her ill take my sawn off to your legs :)



    Honestly though, the most gorgeous woman on tv is in that ad for deodrant or something, Spanish/hispanic lookin, shes an undercover cop or somethin in it, iirc just as her suspect thinks hes about to get his hole she arrests him or somethin, cant really remember
    ****in beautiful, she can cuff me up anytime :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Believe it or not, I know her ;)

    And she's from Bray !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,618 ✭✭✭Civilian_Target


    joejoem wrote:
    2) How does this make me a stalker? If I asked who was the new weather girl on TG4 was, did anyone know anything else about her.

    Can I ask this question on your behalf :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    I hate that ad!! I didn't know there's a Centra in the South of Spain! Well it sure isn't Ireland. Your one going around in her knickers, she'd be flippin freezin!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 459 ✭✭Neuro


    joejoem wrote:
    Well there is a girl in the add that walks out of the bedroom in a small tshirt and knickers and walks up to a guy and kisses him. Does anyone know who this girl is? She has to get more tv work, she is my absolute ideal woman, perfection!

    One thing is certain; she ain't Irish...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭Besprechen


    Neuro wrote:
    One thing is certain; she ain't Irish...


    Can someone post a photo for the benefit of those of us outside the country please?
    that is, one of the girl and not yourself!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭StephenInsane


    I know this girl. She is my girlfriend.
    I am the Brazilian guy from the ad.

    BTW we really do live our life like this and we do shop in centra, centra is ideal for our sexy lifestyle.

    PS. If you shop in centra you will also make love to beautiful women like her, "centra for the way we live today". Yeah, too right.


  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 18,841 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    Ok...this, i can believe;
    Tha Gopher wrote:
    Ive some news for you- ad girl is my sister

    This, i can't disprove;
    I know this girl. She is my girlfriend.
    I am the Brazilian guy from the ad.

    BTW we really do live our life like this and we do shop in centra, centra is ideal for our sexy lifestyle.

    PS. If you shop in centra you will also make love to beautiful women like her, "centra for the way we live today". Yeah, too right.

    But this;
    K-TRIC wrote:
    Believe it or not, I know her

    And she's from Bray !!! ;)

    C'mon, everybody knows there's no such thing as a good-looking girl from Bray, so quit the bull****.

    Auf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    joejoem wrote:
    1) Sure...

    2) How does this make me a stalker? If I asked who was the new weather girl on TG4 was, did anyone know anything else about her.

    3) Did you think I was going to plead "please set me up with her, I'm sure she would say yes if you asked her to go out with a guy you met on the internet."

    4) If you did know who she was you would have given a little more info, like she is just a model hasnt done anything else....

    5) Your a gimp, spoiling threads.

    Whoah thjere stalker boy! A lopng weekend spent away from the PC drinking and frolicking with beautiful women and I come back to this.. sheesh.

    1) Don't care if you believe me or not!
    2) You want to know who a part time model/equity girl on a ****ty centra ad is, or what agency she works for. I bet you own night vision goggles.
    3) Er.. no. At least, I would have hoped not.
    4) tbh I don't know what else she has done, she gets her photograph taken, and has been an extra afaik. I'm not that interested!
    5) Personal abuse. Read the charter.

    joejoem wrote:
    Agreed, but I bet when she leaves the house you go smelling any seat she has sat in. In fact I'd say your the kind of guy who would sit beside her telling her "he isnt good enough for you, I dont know I just get a bad feeling about him" all the while screaming in your head "why dont you love me? I want you more than he does" but the fact is you dont have her and never will, so get down off your ugly high horse and get used to the fact that you belong down with the ugly slime at the bottom of the ugly tree. Why dont you set your sights around your own level. Here this woman is on the telly, she would probably be around your level.


    With this of course I mean no harm or abuse. Since you jumped the gun and made a rather incorect and offensive assupmtion about me I thought it only fair that I do the same. Peace.

    Whoah brother, you've projected a lot of psychological information on yourself there. Reread what you wrote about me, and now think about where that comes from in your own psyche. You must have some insecurity problems etc. I'd advise against posting in Personal Issues, so that all the meddling amateur head shrinkers can offer you crappy advice. My advice is see a professional.

    Oh, and I'm not ugly, I'm a sex machine. I don't sniff toilet seats or lust after beautiful mates of my sister, coz I have often gone out or been mates with such women, and I realise that it's important to judge a girl/partner on the strength of their personalities as well as looks. Sure, looks may attract at first, but if the girl is conceited/stupid/ignorant/skanger etc etc. then it's a huge turn off. You've seen a girl for a couple of seconds on an advert, and no doubt are in love..... :eek:

    Anyway, I'm in a relationship for several years FYI! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Kernel wrote:
    Anyway, I'm in a relationship for several years FYI! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    And we all hope your good self and Miss Shirley Temple Bar have several more years of happiness together


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Kernel wrote:
    Whoah thjere stalker boy! A lopng weekend spent away from the PC drinking and frolicking with beautiful women and I come back to this.. sheesh.

    1) Don't care if you believe me or not!
    2) You want to know who a part time model/equity girl on a ****ty centra ad is, or what agency she works for. I bet you own night vision goggles.
    3) Er.. no. At least, I would have hoped not.
    4) tbh I don't know what else she has done, she gets her photograph taken, and has been an extra afaik. I'm not that interested!
    5) Personal abuse. Read the charter.




    Whoah brother, you've projected a lot of psychological information on yourself there. Reread what you wrote about me, and now think about where that comes from in your own psyche. You must have some insecurity problems etc. I'd advise against posting in Personal Issues, so that all the meddling amateur head shrinkers can offer you crappy advice. My advice is see a professional.

    Oh, and I'm not ugly, I'm a sex machine. I don't sniff toilet seats or lust after beautiful mates of my sister, coz I have often gone out or been mates with such women, and I realise that it's important to judge a girl/partner on the strength of their personalities as well as looks. Sure, looks may attract at first, but if the girl is conceited/stupid/ignorant/skanger etc etc. then it's a huge turn off. You've seen a girl for a couple of seconds on an advert, and no doubt are in love..... :eek:

    Anyway, I'm in a relationship for several years FYI! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


    So this entire post was a glorified "I know you are but what am I?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    joejoem wrote:
    So this entire post was a glorified "I know you are but what am I?"

    Pff.. yeah, whatever.. next thread.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    joejoem wrote:
    So this entire post was a glorified "I know you are but what am I?"


    Watch your back kernel,think this guys stalking you.
    Oh and just to avoid any accusations of Off-Topicness may i just say that Centra girls are great!


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