The girl in the Centra add

joejoem

Ok, I know this sounds square but I think the girl in the centra add on tv at the moment is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. You know the "Staying in is the new going out" add with Pablo McLintoch the brazillian Irish guy walking through centra buying food, and he returns to the party that is on a cool apartments balcony.

Well there is a girl in the add that walks out of the bedroom in a small tshirt and knickers and walks up to a guy and kisses him. Does anyone know who this girl is? She has to get more tv work, she is my absolute ideal woman, perfection!

petes

You would know its a Friday afternoon. Havent seen the ad though. /me wants a pint.

joejoem

Yeah, has been bugging me for ages but never think of it when Im on boards. Although I doubt anone has a clue who she is, I might meet her in cafe en sienne some night. I would like to woo her instead of saying "how much are carrots?" or "your dah bird from de telly"


Oh and I would love a pint, I would suck the moisture from a beer mat.

petes

joejoem wrote:

Oh and I would love a pint, I would suck the moisture from a beer mat.

Me first.


Did a few googles but I would say shes from a modeling agency or somewhere like that.

LegacyUser

v attractive girl, i'd even go out with her.

Adam

paperclip wrote:

v attractive girl, i'd even go out with her.

Well thats very big of you, well done!

wheres me jumpa

yes, yes, yes!!!!

i use this word very rarely but she is "foxy"!

Stix

Havent noticed her, but there are 2 who say WOW as this dude walks by, in one of the Centra ads.

wheres me jumpa

Stix wrote:

Havent noticed her, but there are 2 who say WOW as this dude walks by, in one of the Centra ads.

no no no youre way off!

simu

She looks a lot like Eva Longoria - which must be a lucky coincidence because that ad is far older than Desperate Houswives iirc.

AdMMM

Yum Yum!

Kernel

joejoem wrote:

Yeah, has been bugging me for ages but never think of it when Im on boards. Although I doubt anone has a clue who she is, I might meet her in cafe en sienne some night. I would like to woo her instead of saying "how much are carrots?" or "your dah bird from de telly"

You're a stalker. That girl is a friend of my sisters, but I'm not giving you her name or anything else. Oh, and she wouldn't be drinking in Cafe En Seine, she thinks it's full of twats.

Hugh Hefner

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Stix wrote:

Havent noticed her, but there are 2 who say WOW as this dude walks by, in one of the Centra ads.

no no no youre way off!

Damn straight. It's not a Centra ad.

impr0v

Back in reality and out of advertising ad utopia she'd be lounging around in her frumpy pj's with greasy hair and a zit on her chin, reading celebrity gossip rags because she thinks her own life is dull, and you'd be sitting in the kitchen eating cold chinese thinking about the secretary at work and scratching your nuts.

Life as it appears on television advertising is a shallow ideal and the personality you think she has is the one you are projecting upon her. Meeting her in real life your knees would probably touch each other and you'd dribble while stumbling over your words, while she struggles under the weight of her multiple insecurities and looks past you to the nearest reflective surface.

Even if you put your case across very well and succeeded in bringing home the possession of your dreams to display in a glass case in the hall, looks would have very little bearing on how you felt about her in five, ten and fifteen years time, at which point you'd be ignoring her conversation while you both watch tv and ogling at the latest girl in the latest ad, thinking of how her head would look mounted over the hallway door.

In other words, your lust will pass, meanwhile try and disassociate it from the centra brand values so that at the very least your power to choose between high priced retail outlets is not dictated by your johnson and the desire to live the perfect sterile life that the ad stimulates in you.

(any wild generalisation in the above is not my problem)

Hugh Hefner

I don't think it's personality he's focusing on. It's "personalities".

joejoem

Kernel wrote:

You're a stalker. That girl is a friend of my sisters, but I'm not giving you her name or anything else. Oh, and she wouldn't be drinking in Cafe En Seine, she thinks it's full of twats.

1) Sure...

2) How does this make me a stalker? If I asked who was the new weather girl on TG4 was, did anyone know anything else about her.

3) Did you think I was going to plead "please set me up with her, I'm sure she would say yes if you asked her to go out with a guy you met on the internet."

4) If you did know who she was you would have given a little more info, like she is just a model hasnt done anything else....

5) Your a gimp, spoiling threads.

Kernel wrote:

Oh, and she wouldn't be drinking in Cafe En Seine, she thinks it's full of twats.

Agreed, but I bet when she leaves the house you go smelling any seat she has sat in. In fact I'd say your the kind of guy who would sit beside her telling her "he isnt good enough for you, I dont know I just get a bad feeling about him" all the while screaming in your head "why dont you love me? I want you more than he does" but the fact is you dont have her and never will, so get down off your ugly high horse and get used to the fact that you belong down with the ugly slime at the bottom of the ugly tree. Why dont you set your sights around your own level. Here this woman is on the telly, she would probably be around your level.


With this of course I mean no harm or abuse. Since you jumped the gun and made a rather incorect and offensive assupmtion about me I thought it only fair that I do the same. Peace.

impr0v

A calm, measured response....

Capt'n Midnight

joejoem wrote:

If I asked who was the new weather girl on TG4 was, did anyone know anything else about her.
...
With this of course I mean no harm or abuse. Since you jumped the gun and made a rather incorect and offensive assupmtion about me I thought it only fair that I do the same. Peace.

New TG4 weather girl - where ? pics needed !

Tha Gopher

joejoem wrote:

Yeah, has been bugging me for ages but never think of it when Im on boards. Although I doubt anone has a clue who she is, I might meet her in cafe en sienne some night.......

How do you she goes there? And besides that isnt it full of spanners? For a fiver a pint its bound to be

And you sir are a sick sick man for posting that photo without a warning. Ive some news for you- ad girl is my sister. Ida had no objection to you meetin her, but after posting that picture I must have revenge
If i see ya sniffin round her ill take my sawn off to your legs



Honestly though, the most gorgeous woman on tv is in that ad for deodrant or something, Spanish/hispanic lookin, shes an undercover cop or somethin in it, iirc just as her suspect thinks hes about to get his hole she arrests him or somethin, cant really remember
****in beautiful, she can cuff me up anytime

KTRIC

Believe it or not, I know her

And she's from Bray !!!

Civilian_Target

joejoem wrote:

2) How does this make me a stalker? If I asked who was the new weather girl on TG4 was, did anyone know anything else about her.

Can I ask this question on your behalf

Larianne

I hate that ad!! I didn't know there's a Centra in the South of Spain! Well it sure isn't Ireland. Your one going around in her knickers, she'd be flippin freezin!!

Neuro

joejoem wrote:

Well there is a girl in the add that walks out of the bedroom in a small tshirt and knickers and walks up to a guy and kisses him. Does anyone know who this girl is? She has to get more tv work, she is my absolute ideal woman, perfection!

One thing is certain; she ain't Irish...

Besprechen

Neuro wrote:

One thing is certain; she ain't Irish...

Can someone post a photo for the benefit of those of us outside the country please?
that is, one of the girl and not yourself!

StephenInsane

I know this girl. She is my girlfriend.
I am the Brazilian guy from the ad.

BTW we really do live our life like this and we do shop in centra, centra is ideal for our sexy lifestyle.

PS. If you shop in centra you will also make love to beautiful women like her, "centra for the way we live today". Yeah, too right.

hullaballoo

Ok...this, i can believe;

Tha Gopher wrote:

Ive some news for you- ad girl is my sister

This, i can't disprove;

StephenInsane wrote:

I know this girl. She is my girlfriend.
I am the Brazilian guy from the ad.

BTW we really do live our life like this and we do shop in centra, centra is ideal for our sexy lifestyle.

PS. If you shop in centra you will also make love to beautiful women like her, "centra for the way we live today". Yeah, too right.

But this;

K-TRIC wrote:

Believe it or not, I know her

And she's from Bray !!!

C'mon, everybody knows there's no such thing as a good-looking girl from Bray, so quit the bull****.

Auf

Kernel

joejoem wrote:

1) Sure...

2) How does this make me a stalker? If I asked who was the new weather girl on TG4 was, did anyone know anything else about her.

3) Did you think I was going to plead "please set me up with her, I'm sure she would say yes if you asked her to go out with a guy you met on the internet."

4) If you did know who she was you would have given a little more info, like she is just a model hasnt done anything else....

5) Your a gimp, spoiling threads.

Whoah thjere stalker boy! A lopng weekend spent away from the PC drinking and frolicking with beautiful women and I come back to this.. sheesh.

1) Don't care if you believe me or not!
2) You want to know who a part time model/equity girl on a ****ty centra ad is, or what agency she works for. I bet you own night vision goggles.
3) Er.. no. At least, I would have hoped not.
4) tbh I don't know what else she has done, she gets her photograph taken, and has been an extra afaik. I'm not that interested!
5) Personal abuse. Read the charter.

joejoem wrote:

Agreed, but I bet when she leaves the house you go smelling any seat she has sat in. In fact I'd say your the kind of guy who would sit beside her telling her "he isnt good enough for you, I dont know I just get a bad feeling about him" all the while screaming in your head "why dont you love me? I want you more than he does" but the fact is you dont have her and never will, so get down off your ugly high horse and get used to the fact that you belong down with the ugly slime at the bottom of the ugly tree. Why dont you set your sights around your own level. Here this woman is on the telly, she would probably be around your level.


With this of course I mean no harm or abuse. Since you jumped the gun and made a rather incorect and offensive assupmtion about me I thought it only fair that I do the same. Peace.

Whoah brother, you've projected a lot of psychological information on yourself there. Reread what you wrote about me, and now think about where that comes from in your own psyche. You must have some insecurity problems etc. I'd advise against posting in Personal Issues, so that all the meddling amateur head shrinkers can offer you crappy advice. My advice is see a professional.

Oh, and I'm not ugly, I'm a sex machine. I don't sniff toilet seats or lust after beautiful mates of my sister, coz I have often gone out or been mates with such women, and I realise that it's important to judge a girl/partner on the strength of their personalities as well as looks. Sure, looks may attract at first, but if the girl is conceited/stupid/ignorant/skanger etc etc. then it's a huge turn off. You've seen a girl for a couple of seconds on an advert, and no doubt are in love..... :eek:

Anyway, I'm in a relationship for several years FYI! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Pighead

Kernel wrote:

Anyway, I'm in a relationship for several years FYI! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

And we all hope your good self and Miss Shirley Temple Bar have several more years of happiness together

joejoem

Kernel wrote:

Whoah thjere stalker boy! A lopng weekend spent away from the PC drinking and frolicking with beautiful women and I come back to this.. sheesh.

1) Don't care if you believe me or not!
2) You want to know who a part time model/equity girl on a ****ty centra ad is, or what agency she works for. I bet you own night vision goggles.
3) Er.. no. At least, I would have hoped not.
4) tbh I don't know what else she has done, she gets her photograph taken, and has been an extra afaik. I'm not that interested!
5) Personal abuse. Read the charter.




Whoah brother, you've projected a lot of psychological information on yourself there. Reread what you wrote about me, and now think about where that comes from in your own psyche. You must have some insecurity problems etc. I'd advise against posting in Personal Issues, so that all the meddling amateur head shrinkers can offer you crappy advice. My advice is see a professional.

Oh, and I'm not ugly, I'm a sex machine. I don't sniff toilet seats or lust after beautiful mates of my sister, coz I have often gone out or been mates with such women, and I realise that it's important to judge a girl/partner on the strength of their personalities as well as looks. Sure, looks may attract at first, but if the girl is conceited/stupid/ignorant/skanger etc etc. then it's a huge turn off. You've seen a girl for a couple of seconds on an advert, and no doubt are in love..... :eek:

Anyway, I'm in a relationship for several years FYI! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

So this entire post was a glorified "I know you are but what am I?"

Kernel

joejoem wrote:

So this entire post was a glorified "I know you are but what am I?"

Pff.. yeah, whatever.. next thread.

Pighead

joejoem wrote:

So this entire post was a glorified "I know you are but what am I?"

Watch your back kernel,think this guys stalking you.
Oh and just to avoid any accusations of Off-Topicness may i just say that Centra girls are great!

Kingsize

anyone know lisa riley???

Pighead

Kingsize wrote:

anyone know lisa riley???

Yeah shes the fat bird off emerdale who kernel is riding.
She also done You've Been Framed in the early years of this century,and after a couple of years out of the public spotlight she was recently featured in OK magazine after shedding an amazing 3 pounds on her new diet.Nice Girl,check her out in all her glory in the link below

http://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/images/drawings/main/youvebeenframed.gif

Kernel

Pighead wrote:

Yeah shes the fat bird off emerdale who kernel is riding.

Nahh, that was actually Lisa *Burke* weathergirl extraordinaire. But I've finished with her now, and am seeing Eva, my sister's mate from the Centra ad.

babaduck

Is that Eva who used to work in & appear in the Power City ads???

corblimey

I'm the girl from the Centra ad, and so is my wife.

lordgoat

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lordgoat

centra as girl is damn tasty, i saw her on sat night she part owns a chip van with Vanilla Ice and Nick Kershaw... a bizzare combo, the work out in bray but i hear she's originally from lucan.

now i'll think i'll go and whip out my nightvision goggles even though "i've been in a relationship for years"... amn't i great?

Trojan

It's facetious of me, nevertheless, please refrain from calling each other "gimps".

That's my job.

Kernel

lordgoat wrote:

now i'll think i'll go and whip out my nightvision goggles even though "i've been in a relationship for years"... amn't i great?

Someday you may even legally be able to get married. Well, not on good 'ol Benedict XVI's watch, but you never know.

vector

Greetings I am Doctor Umbouto ABC from Lagos Nigeria

I wish to be provising you with the address of the woman of which you speak.
Please revert the sum of 999999999 United States Dollars and my colleguge will send you the details forthwith.

Thanking you for your time Dr Kinswala ABC

Kernel

vector wrote:

Greetings I am Doctor Umbouto ABC from Lagos Nigeria

I wish to be provising you with the address of the woman of which you speak.
Please revert the sum of 999999999 United States Dollars and my colleguge will send you the details forthwith.

Thanking you for your time Dr Kinswala ABC

hahah. Classic!

The Bollox

who is this girl? I don't recall seeing her, does anyone have a pic?

Divine

I believe she is on www.fitorfoul.com

Trojan

Sigh.

Kernel, joejoem and lordgoat on final warning: permanent bans will ensue.