The Great B.IE Slang Phrase Challenge- R U IN?

Sharza- · 15-04-2005 04:56AM

I suggest putting it up on wikipedia and on the Boards wiki, im going to start using this slang this weekend, going to a 21st on friday, so ill spread it around abit

tman · 15-04-2005 05:05AM

someone with the definition in their sig should stick it up on urbandictionary.com too...
(i considered just copy and pasting... but i'm not gonna take credit for someone elses work)

Kingsize · 15-04-2005 02:03PM

"jocelyn brown" is a lovely euphemism for bustin for a crap
share & enjoy

condra · 15-04-2005 05:25PM

crapfork mentioned on Newstalk 106fm today at approx 16:15

crapfork added to urbandictionary.com today at 17:24

more more more

come on guys.. i think were about 2% there...we may need more help..

The weekend is coming - we need everyone to shout it accross pubs across the land, write it in the toilets, tatoo it to your forehead, put it in your lyrics, etc etc...

Tar.Aldarion · 15-04-2005 05:42PM

instead of crapfork we say 'what a pile of ****'(can be shortened to 'pile of ****' but things can change
the greatest achievement i have with this word thingy is pwnd as i was there when it was made up and we decided to always use it,a simple mis-spelling of ownd

also try sayin' 'fact!' after what you say and then somebody has to say 'better believe it'
other words we have used...hmm
pump=unbelievably flucky good luck happens
(this is due to a project in college where we had to build a solar powered water pump in 10 weeks and have a competition etc for 50% of our final mark, we worked our asses off for 10 weeks on a rag pump idea and on the day it didnt feckin' work-losing us 50%-so our group went home apart from 1 guy.he proceeded to build a pump in 10 minutes from loose materials around the place that not only worked but was one of the best,this now led to us gettin like full marks instead of 0 wahay! we are fluky bastardos!)
pmup=the opposite of that
pmupance has replaced comeupance

condra · 15-04-2005 07:15PM

thanks and all but.. we dont need any more words.. we have our word.. and the word is crapfork..

:rolleyes:

Im hoping to hear some crapfork stories after the weekend

condra · 17-04-2005 04:30AM

nobody has posted in 2 days..crapfork

Dizzyblabla · 17-04-2005 05:47AM

I LOVE IT!! ha ha ha ha! I've just laughed for the past ten minutes reading this! I'll text Today fm and redfm once they start (I think they start at 6, is it?) it's only ten to 6, I still have an hour to go, crapfork! ha ha ha! love it!

Dizzyblabla · 17-04-2005 06:18AM

I've posted it on the 96fm website, it has to be approved before they'll show it though I think... crapfork! ha ha... I really do love it! ha ha ha ha!

Mad Mike · 17-04-2005 07:02AM

Excellent idea womoma - and inventing words is a sport that we Irish can claim some tradition in:
The origin of the word "Quiz"

ExOffender · 17-04-2005 01:33PM

That 'quiz' thing is generally held to be a myth. Still a funny one, though.

Superman · 17-04-2005 01:52PM

the word bogie is pretty universal, you like you can send someone on a bogie, food can be bogie, a person can be a bogie anything thats dodge can be a bit bogie.

condra · 17-04-2005 07:25PM

like Gus did star wars, ill have to regulary send crapfork to sean moncrieff on newstalk 106..
Im looking forward to the first report of a non official use of crapfork but think it may take some weeks of hard work and more publicity stunts.... I asked the media peeps for help but it has so far fallen on deaf ears..
We may need to hire some models or a ad truck or make a song about it...or maybe get a plane to write it in the sky? possobly take out an ad in The Times or convince Bertie to get it tatooed on his hands?

Scraggs · 17-04-2005 07:33PM

only read thread today! fabulous! gonna spread it round like ..eh... crap on a fork???
oh and a lil question can crapfork be used as a verb like for example
'that day was so crapforked twas unbelievable' [its so hard to make sentences i never realised before lol!!]

Shyster · 17-04-2005 08:22PM

Brilliant!! 100% behind the crapfork campaign, will do my duty to broaden the vocabulary of the people of Cork like!

condra · 17-04-2005 08:30PM

Thanks for signing up peeps.

**** it really seems to be taking off now yaay

The definition of crapfork is less important than the word.
Its more important that it be used as much as possible. Slang tends to evolve and develop pretty quickly anyways, so if you say "today was so crapforked" youre still using the word- which is the most important.

Im finding myself describing anything crap as crapfork, mostly because I remember to add the "fork" whenever I say "crap", e.g. "No offence Rob, but your latest sculpture is pretty crapfork"

Anyways- some good news, some proper graffiti artists may be considering doing a piece, Ive already offered 20 yoyos towards a crapfork commission. The biggest problem will be getting a site permitted. I wonder would the GPO let us do the front of the building? If its done illegally somewhere dont blame me. seriously.

Perhaps we could get it integrated into the irish flag? Or possibly rename Croke park, "Crapfork Stadium" ?? I think it has a nice ring to it.

In other news, Bertie Ahern has tatood crapfork on his hands [see attached picture], Im pretty sure its Bertie anyways.

:eek:

JackKelly · 17-04-2005 10:47PM

ExOffender wrote:

Don't mean to shout, but this is kismet, this is fate, etc! My cousin and I have invented the best slang ever! It's just one word: "Crapfork". It describes the opposite of serendipity. The 'crapfork' occurs when something you had been looking forward to is cancelled or turns out to be crap, or is in some way a disappointment.

How it came about is this: I don't know what the cutlery situation is in all your gaffs, but we have this one fork, that's part of a set that no longer exists. I don't know why it's still in use, since everyone hates it. It's bigger than all the rest, yellowy, and it has a taste to it that just ruins whatever you're eating. It's collectively known as 'the crap fork'. The whole crapfork paradigm is this: you get home from work, you're knackered, starving, you sit down to a delicious meal... and you've got the crapfork. It applies to so many situations that I think it really has the potential to take off.

I know you wanted it to be altered and 100% original and all that, but my cousin and I talked about trying to get it circulating and never got around to it. Whaddya think?

LMAO. I'll probably remember that

Le Rack · 17-04-2005 11:31PM

my friend made up the word "giraffin" as in the animal giraffe. it describes just totally chillin out or relaxing with no intent upon how to do so! because giraffes lead an incredibly relaxed life. wev circulated it throughout school and we also came up with "skangbog" which has taken the town by storm! Its a cross between a skanger (scumbag) and a bogger!

Hester · 18-04-2005 12:57AM

Hehehe, just saw this thread. Great idea!

However, I just googled crapfork ("did you mean: crawford" :rolleyes: )and there were 9 results... some of which were dated from before this thread!! :eek:

Check this out: http://leandra.deviantart.com/journal/1865640/

condra · 18-04-2005 01:40AM

i noticed crapfork on deviantart when i googled it but I reckon we can make allowances for that as its just a combination of 2 words being used for an ID.. no biggy really..so hester- r u with us?

Hester · 18-04-2005 01:54AM

womoma wrote:

i noticed crapfork on deviantart when i googled it but I reckon we can make allowances for that as its just a combination of 2 words being used for an ID.. no biggy really..so hester- r u with us?

Yep, I'm going to start throwing it in to my conversations

It's pretty cool that it has already made its radio debut!

Crapfork!! I've a test in the morning and I'm still on the internet... to bed with me!

(Incidentally, it took me a while to figure out what "R U IN" meant. I was thinking "wtf does ruin have to do with this thread?" :rolleyes: )

pickarooney · 18-04-2005 02:51PM

I tried something like this with "quorange" a while back. Currently on just under 1000 google results, though they're virtually all just linked to one another. I didn't try very hard.
Best would be to somehow get it into a cartoon. Nothing catches on quicker than cartoon slang.

condra · 18-04-2005 05:38PM

How about we all text our friends CRAPFORK and tell them to text their friends CRAPFORK.

come on surely someone here has connections in RTE?? RADIO?? how about a comedian- If we got a comedian to say CRAPFORK on stage. hmmm..

how about we sell some crapforks on ebay... emm,... hhuh.> hmm

Scraggs · 18-04-2005 07:40PM

Crapfork has made its debut in carlow!!!! I've said it 28 times [yes i counted quite sad but who cares] I've explained it to 8 people -o yeah my offical crapfork count doesnt include this so i could've said it waaaay more- and 2 teachers yes i'm aware that i havent included teachers with people but you'd understand if ya knew them!!!

how about crapfork t-shirts??? i'd buy one [and if i actually had time i'd get them made and sell em too] We really need to think merchandising!!!

rugbug86 · 18-04-2005 07:50PM

i've got a crapfork, it won't pick up my meat

or is this the wrong context of the word???

Bottle_of_Smoke · 18-04-2005 07:57PM

If you were looking forward to the meat for ages and then it fell on the floor rendering it inedible it would be quite the crapfork. Otherwise it's just a crap fork

Ro: maaan! · 18-04-2005 08:35PM

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote:

If you were looking forward to the meat for ages and then it fell on the floor rendering it inedible it would be quite the crapfork. Otherwise it's just a crap fork

lol

Scarinae · 18-04-2005 08:39PM

Crapfork has now made its debut in Killarney and Blackrock. I have others spreading the word. Hahaha I hope this really takes off!!

Blisterman · 19-04-2005 05:51PM

I'd like to take the credit of being the first person in england to use Crapfork. MAybe even first outside of Ireland.

ExOffender · 19-04-2005 11:29PM

Truly a pioneer! This almost makes up for the 800 years

The Great B.IE Slang Phrase Challenge- R U IN?

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