If you met God in person, What would you say to him/talk about?

Rossonero · 09-03-2005 03:37PM #1

If God rang you one day and you organised to meet up in a bar, what would be the topic of your conversation, what would you say to him?

I am MAN · 09-03-2005 03:40PM

Hows your father?

NotMe · 09-03-2005 03:40PM

I'd say "Ah crap, so you do exist! Am I going to go to hell now?"

09-03-2005 03:46PM

No, I think

"Ok, I'm only going to ask you two questions.
Question 1: What should my next question be?"

Raytown Rocks · 09-03-2005 03:46PM

Isn't your name "Brian".

MG · 09-03-2005 03:48PM

Where does the other sock go during the wash?

skywalker · 09-03-2005 03:49PM

whats next weeks lotto numbers?

delly · 09-03-2005 03:50PM

I'd ask for change to buy some bacon fries.

Zombienosh · 09-03-2005 03:51PM

I'd kick his ****ing head in

WhiteWashMan · 09-03-2005 03:51PM

id ask her if she'd like to dance.

and then we could put our heads together and figure out how we were going to piss off all the athiests

Eye · 09-03-2005 03:51PM

Try and confuse him a bit

Snoop dog impression.... "Fashizzle ma whizzle"
then
In my best Joey voice.... "How you doin' ?"
then
In Spock's famous words ... "I't life jim, but not as we know it"

then i'd propbably just ask him for tonight lotto numbers coz it's a BIG jackpot

whiskeyman · 09-03-2005 03:55PM

how do they get the fig into figrolls?

Dempsey · 09-03-2005 03:58PM

Why do you let people suffer

Mossy Monk · 09-03-2005 04:02PM

i'd ring the nearest mental home and advise that there is a nut case somewhere claiming to be god and set up a sting operation and then be rewarded with millions of euro

jor el · 09-03-2005 04:04PM

Do you really kill a Skyline every time I masturbate?

NotMe · 09-03-2005 04:09PM

I'd probably go and post about it on the Paranormal forum.

*Page* · 09-03-2005 04:11PM

Rossonero wrote:

If God rang you one day and you organised to meet up in a bar, what would be the topic of your conversation, what would you say to him?

i'd ask him why children suffer and die!!

(long story but its part of my reason for not believing in him)

Gilgamesh · 09-03-2005 04:15PM

I would say.

Man you really fooked up didn't you

whiskeyman · 09-03-2005 04:16PM

*Page* wrote:

i'd ask him why children suffer and die!!

(long story but its part of my reason for not believing in him)

Children suffer and die because mankind allows it to happen...
Free will....

We have the power to change it, but money is the greater god for some people.

I want to believe there is a god, but seeing suffering and violence doesnt make me anyway think he doesnt exist.

*Page* · 09-03-2005 04:19PM

so children die of cot death because of people?

whiskeyman · 09-03-2005 04:31PM

It happens.
Bad stuff happens.
Good stuff happens.
My good friends disease might recede.
I might win the lotto tonight.
I could be hit by a drunk driver later tonight and die.
Thats life
I do believe that such diseases occur due to biological reasons that have been affected by out lifestyles, living habits, use of resource etc..
cot death has yet to be proven anyway.
Advances in science and man 'playing god' will probably determine what causes it, and hopefully it can be prevent.
All I can say is, ... live life to its fullest and enjoy every second you got.
You just never know which second is your last.

Anyway...I'm drifting from the topic.
If he did exist, and I had the oppertunity, I'd have to ask him what he expects from us in life, and how what he thinks of mankind through the ages

MrJoeSoap · 09-03-2005 04:33PM

I'd ask him why he never updates www.god.com, and why the fcuk he let the snake talk, and why he didnt punish it properly, and exactly how big noahs ark actually was, and why he authorised 56k modems, and why people listen to crap music, and why my football team always loses, and why it always rains in Ireland.

I'd give him a right grilling.

BEAT · 09-03-2005 04:38PM

WhiteWashMan wrote:

id ask her if she'd like to dance.

how refreshing to see a man who knows God is a woman

I'd ask her where she got her fabulous dress

Tranzz · 09-03-2005 04:54PM

Is Elvis with you?

Neuro · 09-03-2005 10:08PM

My questions would include, but not be limited to:

Why did you create evil?

If you're greatest gift to us is free will, why didn't you let us choose whether or not we wanted to be born?

Why did you create a planet, populate it with people whose intelligence/lifespan is insignificant compared to yours and then demand that they all worship you without question? Are you really that insecure?

Agent Smith · 09-03-2005 10:12PM

i'd ask god....

"do ye fancy going out for a fag.....?

The Sweeper · 09-03-2005 11:53PM

Rossonero wrote:

If God rang you one day and you organised to meet up in a bar, what would be the topic of your conversation, what would you say to him?

"...Mines a jack daniels."

otron · 10-03-2005 12:07AM

whiskeyman wrote:

how do they get the fig into figrolls?

A friend of mine actually used to work in Jacobs on the fig roll line. The answer is pretty disappointing. They basically sandwich a massive sheet of reconstituted fig goo between two massive sheets of pastry and cut it with a big grid cutter which squashes down the edges and seals the things.

As for God, I'd ask why he wants to be worshiped (rather then simply respected and followed) if vanity is one of the seven deadly sins?

I'd probably point and shout him down if he tried to answer too.

zod · 10-03-2005 12:14AM

Where Is The Son Of Jor-el?

Loobz · 10-03-2005 12:31AM

Was Mary really a virgin or was it a cover up?

lost_lad · 10-03-2005 12:32AM

otron wrote:

As for God, I'd ask why he wants to be worshiped (rather then simply respected and followed)

When did GOD say it wanted to be worshipped? Dont remember that.
And if GOD does exist and has the power to create us, the universe etc...
Do really think he'd give a damn bout us.
We are insignificant fools. Who have wasted millenia waiting for GOD to set us free. When really its a bout time we got off are arses and did our selves.
Religion teaches you to blame someone else for your problems (GOD works in mysterious ways) and ask someone else to help (GOD for example)
When really if we all helped ourselves do the right thing we'd be much better. The social welfare state was born out of people going why me? Boo Hoo.

If you met God in person, What would you say to him/talk about?

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