If you met God in person, What would you say to him/talk about?

Rossonero

If God rang you one day and you organised to meet up in a bar, what would be the topic of your conversation, what would you say to him?

I am MAN

Hows your father?

NotMe

I'd say "Ah crap, so you do exist! Am I going to go to hell now?"

D

No, I think

"Ok, I'm only going to ask you two questions.
Question 1: What should my next question be?"

Raytown Rocks

Isn't your name "Brian".

MG

Where does the other sock go during the wash?

skywalker

whats next weeks lotto numbers?

delly

I'd ask for change to buy some bacon fries.

Zombienosh

I'd kick his ****ing head in

WhiteWashMan

id ask her if she'd like to dance.

and then we could put our heads together and figure out how we were going to piss off all the athiests

Eye

Try and confuse him a bit

Snoop dog impression.... "Fashizzle ma whizzle"
then
In my best Joey voice.... "How you doin' ?"
then
In Spock's famous words ... "I't life jim, but not as we know it"

then i'd propbably just ask him for tonight lotto numbers coz it's a BIG jackpot

whiskeyman

how do they get the fig into figrolls?

Dempsey

Why do you let people suffer

Mossy Monk

i'd ring the nearest mental home and advise that there is a nut case somewhere claiming to be god and set up a sting operation and then be rewarded with millions of euro

jor el

Do you really kill a Skyline every time I masturbate?

NotMe

I'd probably go and post about it on the Paranormal forum.

*Page*

Rossonero wrote:

If God rang you one day and you organised to meet up in a bar, what would be the topic of your conversation, what would you say to him?

i'd ask him why children suffer and die!!

(long story but its part of my reason for not believing in him)

Gilgamesh

I would say.


Man you really fooked up didn't you

whiskeyman

*Page* wrote:

i'd ask him why children suffer and die!!

(long story but its part of my reason for not believing in him)

Children suffer and die because mankind allows it to happen...
Free will....

We have the power to change it, but money is the greater god for some people.

I want to believe there is a god, but seeing suffering and violence doesnt make me anyway think he doesnt exist.

*Page*

so children die of cot death because of people?

whiskeyman

It happens.
Bad stuff happens.
Good stuff happens.
My good friends disease might recede.
I might win the lotto tonight.
I could be hit by a drunk driver later tonight and die.
Thats life
I do believe that such diseases occur due to biological reasons that have been affected by out lifestyles, living habits, use of resource etc..
cot death has yet to be proven anyway.
Advances in science and man 'playing god' will probably determine what causes it, and hopefully it can be prevent.
All I can say is, ... live life to its fullest and enjoy every second you got.
You just never know which second is your last.

Anyway...I'm drifting from the topic.
If he did exist, and I had the oppertunity, I'd have to ask him what he expects from us in life, and how what he thinks of mankind through the ages

MrJoeSoap

I'd ask him why he never updates www.god.com, and why the fcuk he let the snake talk, and why he didnt punish it properly, and exactly how big noahs ark actually was, and why he authorised 56k modems, and why people listen to crap music, and why my football team always loses, and why it always rains in Ireland.

I'd give him a right grilling.

BEAT

WhiteWashMan wrote:

id ask her if she'd like to dance.

how refreshing to see a man who knows God is a woman

I'd ask her where she got her fabulous dress

Tranzz

Is Elvis with you?

Neuro

My questions would include, but not be limited to:

Why did you create evil?

If you're greatest gift to us is free will, why didn't you let us choose whether or not we wanted to be born?

Why did you create a planet, populate it with people whose intelligence/lifespan is insignificant compared to yours and then demand that they all worship you without question? Are you really that insecure?

Agent Smith

i'd ask god....


"do ye fancy going out for a fag.....?

The Sweeper

Rossonero wrote:

If God rang you one day and you organised to meet up in a bar, what would be the topic of your conversation, what would you say to him?

"...Mines a jack daniels."

otron

whiskeyman wrote:

how do they get the fig into figrolls?

A friend of mine actually used to work in Jacobs on the fig roll line. The answer is pretty disappointing. They basically sandwich a massive sheet of reconstituted fig goo between two massive sheets of pastry and cut it with a big grid cutter which squashes down the edges and seals the things.

As for God, I'd ask why he wants to be worshiped (rather then simply respected and followed) if vanity is one of the seven deadly sins?

I'd probably point and shout him down if he tried to answer too.

zod

Where Is The Son Of Jor-el?

Loobz

Was Mary really a virgin or was it a cover up?

lost_lad

otron wrote:

As for God, I'd ask why he wants to be worshiped (rather then simply respected and followed)

When did GOD say it wanted to be worshipped? Dont remember that.
And if GOD does exist and has the power to create us, the universe etc...
Do really think he'd give a damn bout us.
We are insignificant fools. Who have wasted millenia waiting for GOD to set us free. When really its a bout time we got off are arses and did our selves.
Religion teaches you to blame someone else for your problems (GOD works in mysterious ways) and ask someone else to help (GOD for example)
When really if we all helped ourselves do the right thing we'd be much better. The social welfare state was born out of people going why me? Boo Hoo.

aidan_walsh

lost_lad wrote:

When did GOD say it wanted to be worshipped? Dont remember that.

"I am the Lord thy God, you shall have no other before Me"?

rainbow kirby

1. Are you really God?
2. Really?
3. Really?

God: Thank you, come again!

lost_lad

doodle_sketch wrote:

"I am the Lord thy God, you shall have no other before Me"?

Isn't that in that story book the Bible? Believe in Adam and Eve too?

aidan_walsh

lost_lad wrote:

Isn't that in that story book the Bible? Believe in Adam and Eve too?

Oh, I'm sorry, was my ever-so-unthoughful answering of the question that you asked with a fitting reply so annoying that you had to refute the source? How about this, you show me where God didn't say to worship him, and let me prove how much I'll believe you...

lost_lad

doodle_sketch wrote:

Oh, I'm sorry, was my ever-so-unthoughful answering of the question that you asked with a fitting reply so annoying that you had to refute the source? How about this, you show me where God didn't say to worship him, and let me prove how much I'll believe you...

How can you prove something that didn't happen?
Because I would truely love to be the guy who rubbished the bible...

Chad ghostal

I'd ask him what was the point of his existance..

lost_lad

Chad ghostal wrote:

I'd ask him what was the point of his existance..

Me like :-)

Sleepy

[south park voice]holy **** dude![/south park voice]

And after apologising:

"If 42's the answer, what's the question?!"

Mossy Monk

lost_lad wrote:

Do really think he'd give a damn bout us.
We are insignificant fools

we are just the sims on gods laptop at the end of the day

*Page*

Sleepy wrote:

[south park voice]holy **** dude![/south park voice]

And after apologising:

"If 42's the answer, what's the question?!"

i like this

Kingsize

id ask him what the deal is with nipples on men??

D!ve^Bomb!

i'd ask him what his last name is

Tranzz

Why the duck-bill platypus? not why it's anything just why it is?

lost_lad

doodle_sketch wrote:

"I am the Lord thy God, you shall have no other before Me"?

Moses wrote this on some tablets it was man who said to worship god. Not god.