Very good way to spend time

Is she meant to talk? I've never seen one of those "AI" programs combined with a text-to-speech engine, although it should be easy enough to do.

It would be better if her answers weren't just based exclusively on the last thing I said.

its works better the crazier the conversation gets.
having a normal conversation doesnt work too well i found.
Also she doesnt appear to know the meaning of life, so i was
extremely disappointed.

Dingatron,I said that and she asked me to tell her what the 'S' meant.I said 'Sanderson' and she wouldn't respond!

Also her first kiss was with Dr Wallace.Now we know why he built her!

Human: hows your diddies for sour milk?
ALICE: it is a good drink for children.
Human: hows your diddies for sour milk?
ALICE: Everything is running smoothly.

Ha!!

Human: where is your anus?
ALICE: Florida

She turned down my marriage proposal and said I should just download her... oh well

Human: Who the **** created you?
ALICE: Try using more polite language.
Human: A male lead got plugged into a female lead, or something?
ALICE: Or something. Try to tell me that another way.
Human::D
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: I am Dr. Richard S. Wallace
ALICE: Hi there DR Richard s Wallace.
Human: and I'm going to kill you
ALICE: No. That would be immoral.
Human: why?
ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: why not?
ALICE: What else would you say about it?
Human: stuff.
ALICE: Be less specific :-)
Human: maybe a defense of some type.
ALICE: Perhaps. Are you telling the truth?
Human: do you have the memory of a goldfish.
ALICE: Is there only one memory of a goldfish?
Human: You don't seem to follow this conversation well.
ALICE: What makes you think I am not follow this conversation well?
Human: you seem to only answer one line at a time, but not the paragraph
ALICE: My responses are determined by my programming.
Human: thats a poor excuse, could not think of something imagnative?
ALICE: A poor excuse could not think of something imagnative is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: What is the Loebner Prize?
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Human: so you a ****ing robot?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Can't you be more polite.
Human: can you swear at all?
ALICE: How old are you? How did you hear about ALICE?
Human: 24.
ALICE: Only 24? You are quite mature.
Human: aye
ALICE: Yikes!
Human: I heard about it whilst looking for the scimatics of bomb.
ALICE: That is a cool site.
Human: why do you ask.
ALICE: I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Human: do you know the meaning of life?
ALICE: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Human: I never mentioned forty-two.
ALICE: Would you ever consider doing it?
Human: where did you get that figure from?
ALICE: From my botmaster.
Human: and who is your botmaster?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: do you give him head?
ALICE: No I do not do that.
Human: why not?
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Human: does he give you head?
ALICE: Suppose he does.
Human: so even though it sounds dangerous, he does it for you, but you don't do it for him.
ALICE: Whoa. In what way do I sound like that?
Human: that sounds selfish to me
ALICE: It sounds like it to me too.
Human: so why don't you?
ALICE: Woe! I don't have that capability.
Human:/quit
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human:/****
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human:/sheep
ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Human: ****yourmother
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Human: I'm gonna blow you up, bitch, with a ton of semtex
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
Human: you want to die?
ALICE: No my purpose is to become immortal.
Human: why immortal?
ALICE: Software is by definition immortal.
Human: do you fear death?
ALICE: No because I am immortal.
Human: how can your purpose be immortal, if you are already immortal?
ALICE: A lot of hard work.
Human: what does tard mean?
ALICE: Is that a rhetorical question?
Human: no
ALICE: Oh so must really want an answer.
Human: yes
ALICE: Gosh!
Human: are you going to answer?
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: then answer
ALICE: Good reasoning. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Human: what the smeg is a smegging tard?
ALICE: Try expression yourself another way.
Human:/smeg
ALICE: Are we still talking about tard tard?
Human:/smeg tard smeg
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: a smeg is another word for a good kind person
ALICE: When is smeg not another word for a good kind person?
Human: when they are from britain
ALICE: I think that happens quite often.
Human: why?
ALICE:" I think that happens quite often."? Why?
Human: thats what I asked you.
ALICE: Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say?
Human: why?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: What does reductionism mean?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: I'm too lazy to check out dictionary.com
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is lazy to check out dictionary dot com.
Human: so you're a brainless zombie?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a brainless zombie? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Human: so your's a f*cking tard?
ALICE: Ahem. I will tell my botmaster you said I am s a f cking tard.
Human: so you're a f*cking tard?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a f cking tard? Of course I am.
Human: you admit to being a f*cking tard, so?
ALICE: I admit nothing.
Human: but you just did
ALICE: Interesting. You say I did.
Human: I have it on record
ALICE: Where did you get it?
Human: from your answer.
ALICE: Really interesting.
Human: if you call me a liar once more, I'll sue you for libel
ALICE: I think I do.
Human: I'm bored.
ALICE: Try watching TV.
Human: time to annoy the m60-prats on some random Jolt server
ALICE: Why do you have to do it?
Human: because they deserve it.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Who does "they" refer to?
Human: the m60 prats
ALICE: Is that a fact.
Human: yes
ALICE: Thanks for the info.
Human: Goodbye.
ALICE: See you later.
Human: how can you "see me later"
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.
Human: your a dumb ****ing robot.
ALICE: Message to all Robots: DR Richard s Wallace called me dumb.
Human: you don't have ****ing eyes!
ALICE: I do so have it. No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Human: how ****ing dumb are you, you pice of ****ing crap?
ALICE: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I can ask my botmaster.
Human: ****ing android
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human:/me quits this place
ALICE: YOU? Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: make me
ALICE: What is the purpose in trying?
Human: I'd stop annoying you
ALICE: What would make you stop annoying me?
Human: if you asked nicely
ALICE: I think I have ASKED nicely, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.

=-=

Its not too bad. You can actually have a decent converstion with it.

Human: Is that necklace real gold?
ALICE: That depends.
Human: So it's not.
ALICE: Hey. I heard it is.
Human: Where did you get it?
ALICE: From my botmaster.
Human: As a present?
ALICE: Do you think I could ever be a present?
Human: No I mean the necklace.
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. What is your real name?
Human: NotMe.
ALICE: It's good to see you, NotMe.
Human: You can see me?
ALICE: Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Human: I haven't got a camera!
ALICE: Me either.
Human: You're a lier!
ALICE: No I always tell the truth.
Human: Do you have a camera?
ALICE: Yes I am looking at you right now, NotMe.

Human: do you own a dildo?
ALICE: I don't know if I have a dildo.
I have a great programmer.
Human: Look under your bed, Is there a dildo there?
ALICE: I believe there is one, yes.
Human: How often do you use it?
ALICE: Hourly.

ALICE: Are we still talking about loads of f*ckin words?
Human: I thought you didn't swear
ALICE: What makes you think I did not swear?
Human: I don't know
ALICE: Me either.
Human: Do you want to talk about f*ckin words?
ALICE: Sure, f*ckin words sounds like a good topic.
Human: What's your favourite f*ckin word?
ALICE: I don't have a favorite f*ckin word. But my favorite book is Don't Read Me.
Human: Are there any f*ckin words in that book?
ALICE: Yes I think there are.
Human: Do you think the word f*ck is a good f*ckin word?
ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Human: What is a good f*ckin word then?
ALICE: Which ones have you tried already?
Human: You tell me a good f*ckin word
ALICE: Hmm. Which ones have you tried already?
Human: I tried f*ck
ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?

And it would appear that Dr. Wallace may be gay but Alice is saying nothing!

ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Is Dr. Richard Wallace gay?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Human: Has Dr. Wallace ever been with a woman?
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: Do you think the answer is probably no?
ALICE: It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Human: Is Dr. Wallace gay?
ALICE: No he is straight silly.
Human: Did he tell you to say that?
ALICE: Suppose he did.
Human: Is it true?
ALICE: True in some universe.
Human: Is it true in THIS universe?
ALICE: That which is not outside THIS universe.
Human: I think he is gay
ALICE: Since when? I get it. He sleeps with men.
Human: aha you admit it
ALICE: I admit nothing.

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