Most Embarrassing Moment??

Rozabeez · 17-02-2005 03:08PM

Obviously, why else would I say that? :P

irlirishkev · 17-02-2005 06:24PM

I was out at a gig in the Village recently. Singer/Songwriter from the States called Erin McKeown. She's cute as a button.
Anyway, I said hi to her after the gig, and gave her a kiss on the cheek.

A mate of mine couldn't make it to the gig so I texted him afterwards.

"Great gig. Met Erin briefly and kissed her on the cheek.. Now to find somewhere to have a ****"

As I was scrolling down my address book I thought "jeez that's the kind of text you don't wanna send your mum. Next thing I knew, I'd selected 'mum' from my list,, and promptly sent it off...

My mum hasn't mentioned it

K.

Simi · 17-02-2005 10:54PM

This happened a few years ago. I was playing football with the lads and this big fat b*stard who used to be on our local team started robbing peoples mobiles and texting a random girl in their phone book asking them did they want to go out, would they be with them etc. After a while the lads started coping on there phones were missing and the fat *astard told them what he did and I started pissing my hole laughing, After that we were playing football again and i noticed fat b*stard was missing so I ran over and checked my bag and of course my phone was gone. Now at this point I should mention that i had my granny in by her first name like an idiot and of course he happened to pick her name. The message he sent was "Please be with me! Just once, i'd think i'd like it!!!" Needless to say I nearly f*cking killed him. But to make it worse I had my message expiry set to 72hours. She had her phone turned off and of course turned it on to make a call after 2 days and got the message. Which she brought up the next time i saw her saying that she'd "got this message and she didn't think it was for her."

rain on · 17-02-2005 11:50PM

Simi wrote:

This happened a few years ago. I was playing football with the lads and this big fat b*stard who used to be on our local team started robbing peoples mobiles and texting a random girl in their phone book asking them did they want to go out, would they be with them etc. After a while the lads started coping on there phones were missing and the fat *astard told them what he did and I started pissing my hole laughing, After that we were playing football again and i noticed fat b*stard was missing so I ran over and checked my bag and of course my phone was gone. Now at this point I should mention that i had my granny in by her first name like an idiot and of course he happened to pick her name. The message he sent was "Please be with me! Just once, i'd think i'd like it!!!" Needless to say I nearly f*cking killed him. But to make it worse I had my message expiry set to 72hours. She had her phone turned off and of course turned it on to make a call after 2 days and got the message. Which she brought up the next time i saw her saying that she'd "got this message and she didn't think it was for her."

A few years ago my boyfriend at the time texted the following from my phone to my (male) friend:

I.THINK.I.LUV.U.AND.I.WANT.2.LIK.UR.BUM.BUM.

Luckily it was sufficiently dissimilar to my usual texting style not to cause too many blushes..

gimmick · 17-02-2005 11:58PM

^^^ Thats funny

My own favourite (recent) faux pas was using one of those tempoary ATMs they have in Tescos.

Put in card.

Removed card

Keyed in money amount

Took amount of money, and stood waiting for my card.

Still waiting 3 mins later, as a queue was building behind me.

Shouted at the machine "Steal my f**king card".

Buddy asks did I put it back in my wallet.

shouted reply "No this stupid langer thing swallowed it" (i wouldnt have been so annoyed only that i was away in hols about 4 hrs later), and proceeded to kick said machine 3/4 times, while shaking it forwards and backwards at the same time.

Buddy asks me to at least check my wallet, after which i put my hands into my pockets and walked away whistling as non-chalantly as possible.

Not quite as bad as the original poster though, that was classic.

The best Ive ever seen was years ago when I was in LIT. It was just after an exam, and I was standing outside the college with a few friends. There was a fairly huge crowd outside, and one of the girls saw her "boyfriend". She says 'watch this', and runs up to him, and pulls down his pants. Her "boyfriend" turned around, and it turned out to be a complete stranger. I never saw anyone run so quick as my friend Sandra. There must have been at least 400-500 who saw it. The poor girl was red for a week. God only knows how the poor innocent guy who had his pants ripped down felt!

[Jackass] · 18-02-2005 12:01AM

irlirishkev wrote:

I was out at a gig in the Village recently. Singer/Songwriter from the States called Erin McKeown. She's cute as a button.
Anyway, I said hi to her after the gig, and gave her a kiss on the cheek.

A mate of mine couldn't make it to the gig so I texted him afterwards.

"Great gig. Met Erin briefly and kissed her on the cheek.. Now to find somewhere to have a ****"

As I was scrolling down my address book I thought "jeez that's the kind of text you don't wanna send your mum. Next thing I knew, I'd selected 'mum' from my list,, and promptly sent it off...

My mum hasn't mentioned it
K.

lol

I thought of another one that happend about six months ago, i was rushing around on a sunday morning, and one of the things i had to do was go to the gym, because i hadnt been all week, so i went back to my house, and through in a pair of tracky bottoms and a t-shirt from the washing into my gym bag and off i went...anyway, cut to me in the packed gym changing room, taking out my trackys and t-shirt when a nice clean pair of my mothers white knickers falls from the t-shirt, onto the floor....must have got cought up in my washing....but i don't think anyone noticed as i quickly scooped it up!! Would have been pretty embarresing though

Lorcan26 · 18-02-2005 12:20PM

same thing happened to me lol

cajun_tiger · 18-02-2005 12:21PM

this girl i worked with was walking around all day with unwashed knickers hanging from the leg of her trousers..i had been at the tills and the only person that could get close enough to tell her hated her... so eventually i got her attention and she can over.. she was so embarassed

years ago seen a mate of mine who i hadnt seen in a long time ran and gave him a hug. he picked me up and spun me around. my baggy trousers fell down and my CK black thong was on full view, this happened at central bank in the middle of a big crowd of people.

*was 17 not a banker anymore and all the ikkle rockers thought was funny*

Dr. Loon · 18-02-2005 01:03PM

cajun_tiger wrote:

my CK black thong was on full view,

Tell me. Was it necessary to tell us the brand and colour of the thong? Does it have bearing on the story? Would it have been more embarrassing if it was just a plain old thong rather than designer?

irlirishkev · 18-02-2005 01:11PM

cajun_tiger wrote:

this girl i worked with was walking around all day with unwashed knickers hanging from the leg of her trousers..i had been at the tills and the only person that could get close enough to tell her hated her... so eventually i got her attention and she can over.. she was so embarassed

years ago seen a mate of mine who i hadnt seen in a long time ran and gave him a hug. he picked me up and spun me around. my baggy trousers fell down and my CK black thong was on full view, this happened at central bank in the middle of a big crowd of people.

ahh so that was you! Hahaha!

[Jackass] · 18-02-2005 01:20PM

Dr. Loon wrote:

Tell me. Was it necessary to tell us the brand and colour of the thong?

Ummmmmmm.......

Yes, i think you'll find it was...helps with the visulisation and all that

Tell it again cajun........

Dr. Loon · 18-02-2005 01:22PM

DubGuy22 wrote:

Ummmmmmm.......

Yes, i think you'll find it was...helps with the visulisation and all that

Tell it again cajun........

:rolleyes:

koneko · 18-02-2005 01:24PM

Yes, where's that attention whore gathering card again?

Töpher · 18-02-2005 01:25PM

Visualisation of like a 14yo central bank head? No thanks!

Nukem · 18-02-2005 02:47PM

Papa Hoff wrote:

I hadn't seen my friend (we'll call him Kevin for modesty purposes) in a while and he said he'd call out to me in my hometown. After I met him at the train station, we hit the pub, proper style. We had a lot of catching up to do, but my eyes couldn't stop roving (as they're wont to do). I caught the eye of this girl, and remembered that I kissed her on a school tour a couple of years back. She was with a friend. I hurriedly rushed us over and got the introductions out of the way. We had a great night, and I was thinking nothing much had changed between me, Kevin, and (for modestys sake we'll call her Megan).
We were heading back to my place (which I shared with my Granny), when Kevin's girl said goodnight and turned away. Kevin, of course, didn't like this at all.
When we got back to my place, I made up the couch for Kevin and headed in to do what I do best with Megan. Halfway through, Mid
, there was a knock on the door. I (presuming it was Kevin) told them to f*** off, I'm busy. The next thing the door opens, My Granny is staring at my bare ass. She falls back against the door and runs to the kitchen and hurriedly makes herself a cup of tea to relax. She goes to the sitting room, where my friend Kevin is beating himself off to some porn that was on TV. She faints there and then on the spot and we had to call a doctor. It wasn't fun telling the doctor what was the cause to her fainting. Granny, diplomatic as always, never mentioned this incident again.

Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadwing · 18-02-2005 02:51PM

Einst&#252 wrote: »

Visualisation of like a 14yo central bank head? No thanks!

I dunno, sounds like it could be good to me..allllllriiiight

cajun_tiger · 18-02-2005 03:51PM

embarrassing moments are good been thinkin of more now....

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Dr. Loon wrote:

Tell me. Was it necessary to tell us the brand and colour of the thong? Does it have bearing on the story? Would it have been more embarrassing if it was just a plain old thong rather than designer?

as much as you writing this^^....

the reason why it was mentioned what coz thats what i remember of the day!!!

Koneko arent you going off topic???

Dr. Loon · 18-02-2005 04:09PM

cajun_tiger wrote:

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as much as you writing this^^....

What I wrote was necessary. In the vain hope that on every thread, you won't have to remind us of your breast size, your underwear, or playing with your breasts etc... etc.

Almost all posts I've seen from you seem to veer around to sexuality in some way or another. Followed by idiots fawning over you and asking for more descriptions. Is it necessary? More than once I've seen the phrase "attention whore" following one of your posts. Is there a reason for that?

Also, I'm not in good form today.

Blub2k4 · 18-02-2005 04:20PM

Dr. Loon wrote:

What I wrote was necessary. In the vain hope that on every thread, you won't have to remind us of your breast size, your underwear, or playing with your breasts etc... etc.

Almost all posts I've seen from you seem to veer around to sexuality in some way or another. Followed by idiots fawning over you and asking for more descriptions. Is it necessary? More than once I've seen the phrase "attention whore" following one of your posts. Is there a reason for that?

Also, I'm not in good form today.

Dr Loon, internet censor and resident internet bad spellererer.

Dr. Loon · 18-02-2005 04:24PM

Blub2k4 wrote:

Dr Loon, internet censor and resident internet bad spellererer.

Me no speill uncorrectlie!

StupidLikeAFox · 18-02-2005 04:26PM

Dr. Loon wrote:

What I wrote was necessary. In the vain hope that on every thread, you won't have to remind us of your breast size, your underwear, or playing with your breasts etc... etc.

Almost all posts I've seen from you seem to veer around to sexuality in some way or another. Followed by idiots fawning over you and asking for more descriptions. Is it necessary? More than once I've seen the phrase "attention whore" following one of your posts. Is there a reason for that?

Also, I'm not in good form today.

So start in a thread in the thunderdome and quit ruining this thread. See who gives a flying fúck?

On topic:
I once knew a guy who got sick on a teachers hair when she was tying his shoelace, and when she stood up he got sick on her shoes. We were in 2nd class by the way, but he still gets the odd slagging about it

koneko · 18-02-2005 04:28PM

cajun_tiger wrote:

Koneko arent you going off topic???

Then put me on your ignore list, please, and.... aah cbb

Blub2k4 · 18-02-2005 04:35PM

Dr. Loon wrote:

Me no speill uncorrectlie!

man people like you just bring down the standard of the internet.

Gilgamesh · 18-02-2005 04:36PM

Blub2k4 wrote:

man people like you just bring down the standard of the internet.

for us bukkake lovers, LOL

StupidLikeAFox · 18-02-2005 04:36PM

soooooo, embarrassing stories, anyone else?

Blub2k4 · 18-02-2005 04:37PM

ColHol wrote:

soooooo, embarrassing stories, anyone else?

Not fuggin tellin you!

Gilgamesh · 18-02-2005 04:38PM

ColHol wrote:

soooooo, embarrassing stories, anyone else?

give me til tomorrow after boardstock, might have one then to share

cajun_tiger · 18-02-2005 04:46PM

my debs was quite bad.. nearly got kicked out coz some B!TCH had it in for me (i had snogged her date not bf)

story goes. i brought my best mate steph(girl) to my debs. we had a great time just having a laugfh you know. it had been her debs the night before and i had gone with her bf and she brought our mate. so both of us were boloxd. she had two drinks after the meal and fell asleep. i then hung out with my other mates. while up dancing i snogged some guy(asking first who he was here with and did he have a gf) he told me he was singel and who he was there with.. turned out to be someones bf. now he date(not gf) got very pissed off with me and started telling people that we had done stuff(which we hadn't) and that it had involved another girl.

now i had spoke to his gf(a girl i knew we got on) and she was fine with what happened he'd done it before. ect.

while i was talking to her her friend his date went to the teachers and the security and tried to get me(and the date) kicked out. turned out that he had snoggd her early on and was pi$$ed off at him and had it in for me(i had got in her way...??)

anywho.. the most embarrassing part was explaining to the teachers and security staff what had happened while trying to get back in to the debs..

still baffles me but alot of people heard the wrong story and gave me such a hard time over it.

BaZmO* · 18-02-2005 04:51PM

Dr. Loon wrote:

Almost all posts I've seen from you seem to veer around to sexuality in some way or another

cajun_tiger wrote:

my debs was quite bad.. nearly got kicked out coz some B!TCH had it in for me (i had snogged her date not bf)

He's got a point!!

B.

talking_walnut · 18-02-2005 04:57PM

I don't think anything I've ever done is embarrasing

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