Most Embarrassing Moment??

[Jackass] · 16-02-2005 11:01PM #1

Well?

Today i was in my local village, coming out of Spar, i had purchased a bottle of coke, bottle of snapple, bag of sweets, newspaper and ciggarettes....and i'll be fooked if im gonna pay a whopping 15c for a bag, so i decided to juggle these items on my way out and proceeded to make my way through the park (open to view by the whole village also, it's a small park smack bang in the middle fyi)...now im the type of guy who wears baggy jeans, but to buy them i also have to buy them with a much to big waste also...today was not one of those days i chose to wear a belt (or clean underwear for that matter

), upon stuffing said items into every available pocket, my phone rang (thank god it wasn't crazy frog ringtone, or it would have been 10 times worse!! :eek:), and while i was chatting, you guessed it, down slide my pants, the unbelieveably loud *clank* of a snapple bottle hitting the path grabbing the attention of everybody in ear shot (which was a lot of people....middle of lunch), in my desperation, i also dropped my phone and every other possesion in a desperate attempt to redeem a humuliating situation,thinking if i move fast enough..noone will notice.... but with the oppisite effect...making myself look like more of a goon!! A pantsless Bafoon! People actually cheered! I could also hear laughing from several directions...i went reader than Bill clinton after several sessions with his local dominatrix! In the aftermath, it seemed as though the whole village went quit and was staring....needless to say i pulled myself together, and walked off with my head down as fast as i could (leaveing the coke bottle which had roled off...but no way i was going to waddle after it with my pants around my ankles!!) I just pray nobody saw me that i know...but just incase, i wont be showing my face in the local for a while

What's your most embarresing moment? Or somebody you know? Hopefully somebody can top that, and before you ask, yes this thread is purely for the reason i'll feel less of a twat when bigger twats post their storys!!

popinfresh · 16-02-2005 11:19PM

lol, consider yourself lucky you didn't decide to go commando this-morning

*adele* · 16-02-2005 11:29PM

i have many embarrassing moments including falling into a pothole in a skirt and high shoes,...i am an accident waiting to happen,anyone whos ever spent over 30mins with my will agree

Cianan2 · 16-02-2005 11:38PM

Hey Dubguy, you got my sympathy on that one!!

Unfortunately,i dont think ive anything thats worse than that.......

Jim · 17-02-2005 12:00AM

When I was 17 I accidently played "footsie" with my 40-something year old aunt of my cousin.

I tend the fiddle with legs of tables with my foot, which is what I did on this particular day, or so I thought. After about 5 minutes I glanced under the table to see i was actually messing with her heavy doc martin boot. I didn't look at her, just said goodbye, got up and left.

Probably not my most embarrasing moment, but its one that came to mind.

[Jackass] · 17-02-2005 12:02AM

Thanks for the sympathy

*Adele* you sound like a good person to have around when im acting the Eejit!!

lol Jimeatsmenu, starting to feel a bit better

I am MAN · 17-02-2005 12:23AM

Going down the registration office after getting my sister pregnant...

CombatCow · 17-02-2005 01:18AM

:eek: WTF

ROFLMAO

CC

Chicky · 17-02-2005 01:24AM

Mine - true story
my best friend walking in on me and her brother *ahem ....!*

Agent Smith · 17-02-2005 01:28AM

did she join in?

Chicky · 17-02-2005 01:36AM

well she was abit on the drunk side and wanted to sit on the bed!!!!!

I am MAN · 17-02-2005 01:38AM

What where you doing having sex with your best mates brother? sluh ?

[Jackass] · 17-02-2005 01:40AM

Chicky wrote:

well she was abit on the drunk side and wanted to sit on the bed!!!!!

LoL...that must have been awkward all right!!

I_am_MAN wrote:

Going down the registration office after getting my sister pregnant...

Not as awkward as that!!! :eek:

LMAO

Cianan2 · 17-02-2005 01:42AM

Actually,i remember one. I was very embarrased at the time(but i was only around 5 or 6 years old)

Was at my friends house watching tv with his family,and there was a knock on there front door. My friend got up to answer,and i stood up behind him,peeking out of his sitting room door. I saw a long Grey jacket,and ran down to who i thought was my dad(who had that exact jacket,and always wore it) who i had not seen in about 2 weeks, and hugged his leg-much to the dismay of my friends mum. I looked up with a smile,only to be greeted with a strange man holding a clipboard,who had called in for something to do with electricity bills etc.....

My,ive gone red just thinking about it!!

Chicky · 17-02-2005 01:45AM

DubGuy22 wrote:

LoL...that must have been awkward all right!!

ya think LOL!

[Jackass] · 17-02-2005 10:51AM

Cianan2 wrote:

Actually,i remember one. I was very embarrased at the time(but i was only around 5 or 6 years old)

Was at my friends house watching tv with his family,and there was a knock on there front door. My friend got up to answer,and i stood up behind him,peeking out of his sitting room door. I saw a long Grey jacket,and ran down to who i thought was my dad(who had that exact jacket,and always wore it) who i had not seen in about 2 weeks, and hugged his leg-much to the dismay of my friends mum. I looked up with a smile,only to be greeted with a strange man holding a clipboard,who had called in for something to do with electricity bills etc.....

My,ive gone red just thinking about it!!

lol

Ya, but you were a kid, so you kinda get away with it!!!

Chicky, were you mid "*ahem....!" action when she sat down?

ahahaha...what an eejit!

Spalk0 · 17-02-2005 11:07AM

LMAO!

Ok, when i was younger(About 10 or 11 i think) i was in town with my dad, anyways we wnt into Arnotts on Henry street for a bit!On the way out i stopped to tie my shoelaces and when i looked up(see my dad was wearing this brown leather jacket) I spoteed this tall man with the same jacket!So i ended up following him shouting "dad" to which i got no reply!I so sure it was my dad i got annoyed at him not replying and just walking on as if i wasnt there i punched him in the back!Much to my horror the bloke turned out not to be my dad but some stranger i had just hit, as hard as i could then right in the back!

Embarassing then!

Mossy Monk · 17-02-2005 11:18AM

I am MAN wrote:

Going down the registration office after getting my sister pregnant...

out of the blue

brilliant

Nukem · 17-02-2005 11:40AM

Ah!!!!! You poor b*stard - fook that must have hurt inside. The crazy frog ringtone could have made it worse and as said lucky you werent goin commando.

17-02-2005 11:56AM

I hadn't seen my friend (we'll call him Kevin for modesty purposes) in a while and he said he'd call out to me in my hometown. After I met him at the train station, we hit the pub, proper style. We had a lot of catching up to do, but my eyes couldn't stop roving (as they're wont to do). I caught the eye of this girl, and remembered that I kissed her on a school tour a couple of years back. She was with a friend. I hurriedly rushed us over and got the introductions out of the way. We had a great night, and I was thinking nothing much had changed between me, Kevin, and (for modestys sake we'll call her Megan).
We were heading back to my place (which I shared with my Granny), when Kevin's girl said goodnight and turned away. Kevin, of course, didn't like this at all.
When we got back to my place, I made up the couch for Kevin and headed in to do what I do best with Megan. Halfway through, Mid

, there was a knock on the door. I (presuming it was Kevin) told them to f*** off, I'm busy. The next thing the door opens, My Granny is staring at my bare ass. She falls back against the door and runs to the kitchen and hurriedly makes herself a cup of tea to relax. She goes to the sitting room, where my friend Kevin is beating himself off to some porn that was on TV. She faints there and then on the spot and we had to call a doctor. It wasn't fun telling the doctor what was the cause to her fainting. Granny, diplomatic as always, never mentioned this incident again.

woosaysdan · 17-02-2005 12:10PM

lol i was walking through this small park and this fella was after answering his mobile and his pants fell down omg the look on the fellas face was priceless.................

fjon · 17-02-2005 12:11PM

Papa Smut wrote:

I hadn't seen my friend (we'll call him Kevin for modesty purposes) in a while and he said he'd call out to me in my hometown. After I met him at the train station, we hit the pub, proper style. We had a lot of catching up to do, but my eyes couldn't stop roving (as they're wont to do). I caught the eye of this girl, and remembered that I kissed her on a school tour a couple of years back. She was with a friend. I hurriedly rushed us over and got the introductions out of the way. We had a great night, and I was thinking nothing much had changed between me, Kevin, and (for modestys sake we'll call her Megan).
We were heading back to my place (which I shared with my Granny), when Kevin's girl said goodnight and turned away. Kevin, of course, didn't like this at all.
When we got back to my place, I made up the couch for Kevin and headed in to do what I do best with Megan. Halfway through, Mid
, there was a knock on the door. I (presuming it was Kevin) told them to f*** off, I'm busy. The next thing the door opens, My Granny is staring at my bare ass. She falls back against the door and runs to the kitchen and hurriedly makes herself a cup of tea to relax. She goes to the sitting room, where my friend Kevin is beating himself off to some porn that was on TV. She faints there and then on the spot and we had to call a doctor. It wasn't fun telling the doctor what was the cause to her fainting. Granny, diplomatic as always, never mentioned this incident again.

Well, at least in your granny's eyes you came off better than "Kevin"!

17-02-2005 12:14PM

fjon wrote:

Well, at least in your granny's eyes you came off better than "Kevin"!

Fnarr fnarr :eek:

cajun_tiger · 17-02-2005 12:34PM

where shall i start....

my mum catching my bf in the wardrobe.

falling down the stairs in handels totally sobar to get my first drink of the night and johnny(the bar tender) "sorry babe think you've had to much" he knew dam well that i was grand. took about 20 mins of slagging of dj rock and then johnny served me.

running in to scafolding while very drunk landing on my ar$e past out with knickers showing.

me and bf doing "stuff" my mam walks in butt naked(very drunk) she sobared up pretty fast

[Jackass] · 17-02-2005 12:40PM

Papa Smut wrote:

I hadn't seen my friend (we'll call him Kevin for modesty purposes) in a while and he said he'd call out to me in my hometown. After I met him at the train station, we hit the pub, proper style. We had a lot of catching up to do, but my eyes couldn't stop roving (as they're wont to do). I caught the eye of this girl, and remembered that I kissed her on a school tour a couple of years back. She was with a friend. I hurriedly rushed us over and got the introductions out of the way. We had a great night, and I was thinking nothing much had changed between me, Kevin, and (for modestys sake we'll call her Megan).
We were heading back to my place (which I shared with my Granny), when Kevin's girl said goodnight and turned away. Kevin, of course, didn't like this at all.
When we got back to my place, I made up the couch for Kevin and headed in to do what I do best with Megan. Halfway through, Mid
, there was a knock on the door. I (presuming it was Kevin) told them to f*** off, I'm busy. The next thing the door opens, My Granny is staring at my bare ass. She falls back against the door and runs to the kitchen and hurriedly makes herself a cup of tea to relax. She goes to the sitting room, where my friend Kevin is beating himself off to some porn that was on TV. She faints there and then on the spot and we had to call a doctor. It wasn't fun telling the doctor what was the cause to her fainting. Granny, diplomatic as always, never mentioned this incident again.

ROFL!!!

Legend! A bit of advice: Grannys are not good roomy's....especially when it's your own granny :eek:

Deadwing · 17-02-2005 01:59PM

Papa Smut wrote:

I hadn't seen my friend (we'll call him Kevin for modesty purposes) in a while and he said he'd call out to me in my hometown. After I met him at the train station, we hit the pub, proper style. We had a lot of catching up to do, but my eyes couldn't stop roving (as they're wont to do). I caught the eye of this girl, and remembered that I kissed her on a school tour a couple of years back. She was with a friend. I hurriedly rushed us over and got the introductions out of the way. We had a great night, and I was thinking nothing much had changed between me, Kevin, and (for modestys sake we'll call her Megan).
We were heading back to my place (which I shared with my Granny), when Kevin's girl said goodnight and turned away. Kevin, of course, didn't like this at all.
When we got back to my place, I made up the couch for Kevin and headed in to do what I do best with Megan. Halfway through, Mid
, there was a knock on the door. I (presuming it was Kevin) told them to f*** off, I'm busy. The next thing the door opens, My Granny is staring at my bare ass. She falls back against the door and runs to the kitchen and hurriedly makes herself a cup of tea to relax. She goes to the sitting room, where my friend Kevin is beating himself off to some porn that was on TV. She faints there and then on the spot and we had to call a doctor. It wasn't fun telling the doctor what was the cause to her fainting. Granny, diplomatic as always, never mentioned this incident again.

If thats true....

BEST. POST. EVER!!

Rossonero · 17-02-2005 02:04PM

I'd be more embarrassed about my spelling.

Tar.Aldarion · 17-02-2005 02:42PM

ok ok lololol granny lol
i was that 'granny' for modesties sake :P

Rozabeez · 17-02-2005 02:58PM

Ok note that I'm a silly little teenage girl that gets embarassed easily.

In december I bought pink furry handcuffs (two pairs). I was walking through Temple bar with them in a bag and the bag ripped, the 2 pairs went sliding off and I burst out laughing really loud, causing people to watch me. Another time I had to put up with my friend walking around Grafton St. in nothing but his boxers and shoes, 'til he dressed in a santa suit....the end of january and all. Weirdo, I fall over a lot too, I was out one night and fell over in a skirt, went flying under a chair, pulled myself up with some strangers leg thinking it was my friend's, fell off a stage as i tried to make a good first impression on some people, fell over from laughing at a granny, ended up on crutches. I'm just a total muppet.

I am MAN · 17-02-2005 03:02PM

"Ok note that I'm a silly little teenage girl that gets embarassed easily"

Yes, yes you are.

17-02-2005 03:08PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

ok ok lololol granny lol
i was that 'granny' for modesties sake :P

Ah, Granny Tar!!! I was trying to spare your blushes!!

To Deadwing: All true, I knew someday I would look back and laugh!

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