Toilet graffiti

Dr. Loon · 12-11-2004 12:16PM

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

he sounds lovely :rolleyes:

Ha ha. Yeah, a class act he must've been.

RE*AC*TOR · 12-11-2004 12:17PM

cajun_tiger wrote:

oh be nice i thought it was sweet

*mental note* if wanting to woo cajun_tiger, commit personalised acts of vandalism [art?]

Pompey Magnus · 12-11-2004 12:20PM

"God is dead" - Neitzsche
"Neitzsche is dead" - God.

Made me laugh!

cajun_tiger · 12-11-2004 12:23PM

Dr. Loon wrote:

Ha ha. Yeah, a class act he must've been.

and you know all about that now wouldn't you???

Dr. Loon · 12-11-2004 12:24PM

cajun_tiger wrote:

and you know all about that now wouldn't you???

Yes.

cajun_tiger · 12-11-2004 12:25PM

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

*mental note* if wanting to woo cajun_tiger, commit personalised acts of vandalism [art?]

make bigger mental note-takes a guy to be nice to woo cajun_tiger

Blub2k4 · 12-11-2004 12:26PM

I remember for years the side of the swimming pool in Finglas had a spray painted effort on it which said "SUPPORT THE HUN" for years I used wonder what it meant until one day my father suggested that someone was caught spraying " SUPPORT THE HUNGER STRIKERS" and never got it finished it, made a lot more sense than supporting a medieval warrior tribe I tell ya.

cajun_tiger · 12-11-2004 12:26PM

(",) = dr loon

RE*AC*TOR · 12-11-2004 12:27PM

cajun_tiger wrote:

make bigger mental note-takes a guy to be nice to woo cajun_tiger

bigger?
that seems smaller...

lets compare:
if wanting to woo cajun_tiger, commit personalised acts of vandalism [art?]
takes a guy to be nice to woo cajun_tiger

yes - its smaller...
Can you explain this discrepancy?

Dr. Loon · 12-11-2004 12:29PM

cajun_tiger wrote:

(",) = dr loon

Yes.

cajun_tiger · 12-11-2004 12:35PM

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

bigger?
that seems smaller...

lets compare:
if wanting to woo cajun_tiger, commit personalised acts of vandalism [art?]
takes a guy to be nice to woo cajun_tiger

yes - its smaller...
Can you explain this discrepancy?

silly add the two together you gota be nice and do the vandalism stuff too

woosaysdan · 12-11-2004 12:36PM

Blub2k4 wrote:

I remember for years the side of the swimming pool in Finglas had a spray painted effort on it which said "SUPPORT THE HUN" for years I used wonder what it meant until one day my father suggested that someone was caught spraying " SUPPORT THE HUNGER STRIKERS" and never got it finished it, made a lot more sense than supporting a medieval warrior tribe I tell ya.

could be looking for support for a certain web site we all visit from time to time

orangerooster · 12-11-2004 01:12PM

Blub2k4 wrote:

"SUPPORT THE HUN"

Rofl.

Never really seen any toilet grafitti that I would said is really funny more really stupidly unfunny stuff tbh like the muck thats written all over UCD about Pat Patterson-such utter bollox ditto for almost every toilet roll dispenser having "collect here for arts degree" with an arrow pointing towards the bog roll.****ing idiots.

Private Joker · 12-11-2004 01:23PM

here i sit
all broken hearted
tried to sh1t
but only farted

Flukey · 12-11-2004 02:27PM

Don't let the bottom fall out of your world. Have a curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!

gucci · 12-11-2004 03:21PM

on a condom machine in pub in sligo "insert baby for refund"

therecklessone · 12-11-2004 03:23PM

Depeche_Mode wrote:

"God is dead" - Neitzsche
"Neitzsche is dead" - God.

Made me laugh!

Me too!

mycroft · 12-11-2004 03:33PM

a friend of mine was in Trinity as well as her brother and mum (mum was lecturing) Apparently one of the ladies jackets in the old part of trinity is used to exchange gossip about blokes ie

"What's the deal with Alan Blah 2nd yr economics"

and someone who knows him would see it and write what they knew

"Single but a crap shag"

or

"Sorry he's gay"

She spots someone asking about her brother and see's that her mum has written a response along the lines of "he's available but only dates nice well mannered girls, signed his mum"

Retr0gamer · 12-11-2004 06:43PM

From one of the dcu jacks:

In this toilet there is no paper
Behind the toilet there is a scraper
If the scraper cannot be found
Then drag your arse along the ground

woosaysdan · 12-11-2004 06:55PM

this toilet paper is like john wayne, rough, though and takes no **** from anyone!!!

cajun_tiger · 28-01-2005 01:58PM

its not the one from the loo but by same guy

CrowdedHouse · 28-01-2005 03:16PM

Saw this in a ladies jacks many years ago :

Oh Mary conceived without sin
Let me sin without conceiving

RE*AC*TOR · 28-01-2005 03:21PM

cajun_tiger wrote:

its not the one from the loo but by same guy

I like the second one.

kenmc · 28-01-2005 03:24PM

My fav:
Here I sit in sh1tty vapour
Turn to wipe but there's no paper
Time is short I cannot linger
F_ck it I'll just use my finger.

Mr.Nice Guy · 28-01-2005 04:50PM

Flukey wrote:

Don't let the bottom fall out of your world. Have a curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!

There's one like that in the toilets in my college that says:

"Wise man once say,better for bottom to fall out of earth,
then for earth to fall out of bottom!"

Also in a toilet in the library it says under the toilet roll dispenser:

"Commerce degrees.Please take one."

Deadwing · 28-01-2005 04:50PM

cajun_tiger wrote:

silly add the two together you gota be nice and do the vandalism stuff too

*hurls brick through someones window* oh cajun tiger, shall i compare thee to a summers day? for thou art more beautiful and more lovely!

cajun_tiger · 28-01-2005 04:53PM

you so sweet but come on!! your point for your vandalism??

he had a point you just broke something....

Horsefumbler · 28-01-2005 05:19PM

Fabritzo wrote:

On one of those raised doors... "Watch for limbo dancers"

lol that must be a common one. In the jacks in work "Beware of limbo dancers" was written and a big arrow pointing down to the bottom of the door. Then at the top some one wrote "Beware of trapese artists"

Beside the lock i added "Beware of locksmiths". Then everyone started Beware messages.

Blub2k4 · 28-01-2005 05:24PM

In toilets frequently in North Germany you used see.
"Sprengt Bayern in die Luft!"
translates as "Blow up Bavaria!"
And people think Germans aren't funny

David19 · 29-01-2005 12:43AM

As i was taking a piss the other day i looked up at the wall in front of me and saw this:

What are you looking here for? The joke is in your hand.

Made me chuckle anyway.

Toilet graffiti

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