Toilet graffiti

therecklessone

Reposting my Cuckoo's Nest thread (after suggestion from Ro)

Best I've seen:

Back in 5 minutes.
Godot.

Stark

In the men's toilets:

"Pregnant? Scared?
You're in the wrong toilet"

Adam

best one i saw: your sittin there enjoyin an evacuation an browsing the graffiti and on the left cubicle wall it says "play toilet tennis - look right" and on the right wall, upon following instruction, it says "look left".... got me for a giggle

Fabritzo

On one of those raised doors... "Watch for limbo dancers"

The_Bullman

One I read a few years ago. It was written to the right of a urinal and well spaced out.

If you are reading this you are now pissing on your right leg

steveland?

There was one i saw where some guy had given this whole big shpeel about how crap george bush and tony blair were and made loads of spelling mistakes so the entire wall was taken up with people correcting him

Dooom

"Boggers out of Bogland, the Dubs are taking over"

and a reply to that:

"The Dubs or taking over Bogland?"

In a toilet in the kilkenny train station...

dawballz

One fairly common one is on a condom machine:
"Insert baby for refund"

tovalee

on the stall door in the ladies at Doyle's


"say no to frontal leukatronmy" .... i would sell my soul to know what the heck that means. Even the all knowing Google didnt know. :eek:

vibe666

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=leukatronmy

if it's not in there it's not likely to be anywhere.

in my work toilets: "Flush hard, it's a long way to the canteen". very apt too, just recently.

Also in my old school toilets was this little ditty.

some come here to sit and think.
some come here to sh1t and stink.
i come here to scratch my balls.
and read the writing on the walls.

very poetic i thought.

JackKelly

like i put in the other one:

at the very bottom of the door infront of the jacks written in very small writing:

"you are now shíting at 30 degrees"

Adam

possibly something to do with this?

leukotriene: Any of a group of physiologically active substances that possibly function as mediators of inflammation and as participants in allergic responses.

ouch..... :eek:

Wertz

(above a urinal near the ceiling)

"If you can aim this high you should join the fire brigade."

adjodlo

In the downstairs toilets in doyles theres loads of anti-brittish/pro IRA stuff written all over the cubicles. In one I remember seeing "UP THE IRA" and then underneat "Dave is a fag" written in the same writing

Healio

sign over coat hanger/handle,
"If your toilets out of paper, use this as an arse scraper"

Pyr0

A great one in a toilet in Town (Dublin)

"the joke is not on the wall,it's in your hand"

I nearly p1ssed on myself when i was laughing

old boy

the s**t house poet
when he dies
will see before him
in the skys
a fitting tribute
to his wit
a monument of solid
s**t

Jip

tovalee wrote:

on the stall door in the ladies at Doyle's


"say no to frontal leukatronmy" .... i would sell my soul to know what the heck that means. Even the all knowing Google didnt know. :eek:

Maybe it's taking the piss out of 'Frontal Lobotomy', i.e. when you get one you end up with stupid and can't spell correctly anymore ?

Abdiel

Cant remember where I saw this :

Same old story,
Same old caper,
Plenty of s**t,
But no f***ing paper !

Sleepy

On a condom machine:

"Not tested on animals."

cujimmy

In a Belfast toilet years ago
"Congratulations , you have just given birth to a British soldier"

fjon

Back in my college days I remember seeing these:

"Robert DeNiro"
And somebody had written underneath it: "drives a Mitsubishi Zero"

Also:

"It won't be long now, said the monkey as the lawnmower ran over his tail"

Stupid student humour, but it made me laugh.

super_furry

Saw a great piece of work in Whelan's toilets a while back. Lot's of "Limerick rules!" and "Limerick boys on tour" all over the wall, but underneath it and in the same handwriting was "Dublin is a faggit!" (sic)

robbie1876

Enjoying this thread so far (sad old me). My contribution, spotted in the jacks at The Cherry Tree, Walkinstown:

"How the f*ck can me bird be outside when she's at home? F*ckin wind up c*nts..."

Oscar Wilde couldn't have set the scene better! Poor fella, scared to come out of the jacks...

cajun_tiger

an X of mine was big into his graffiti i loved most of what he did used to put my name in it make it look real nice was very sweet at the time

Spalk0

cajun_tiger wrote:

an X of mine was big into his graffiti i loved most of what he did used to put my name in it make it look real nice was very sweet at the time

Was it in a bog?

Cant imagine that being very sweet!

cajun_tiger

once ye the whole wall in a pub toilet, it just had his tag and then a love heart with my name in it

joejoem

"chucky our law" in the North Star hotel on Amien St. And someone in glenageary wrote with paint in huge letters on the ground of a main road "Tiocig or la" sad basturds that have nothing to say so think they will be intellegent by writing that

cujimmy

Underneath the "made to BS..... standard" sign on a condom machine
sombody had written " yea , so was the titanic" Somebody else responded with " but the Titanic struck an iceberg" and the final comment " you've obvisouly not met my wife"

woosaysdan

on the jacks wall in my local:

"here i sit and contemplate
should i **** or masterbate"

RE*AC*TOR

cajun_tiger wrote:

once ye the whole wall in a pub toilet, it just had his tag and then a love heart with my name in it

he sounds lovely :rolleyes:

cajun_tiger

oh be nice i thought it was sweet

Dr. Loon

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

he sounds lovely :rolleyes:

Ha ha. Yeah, a class act he must've been.

RE*AC*TOR

cajun_tiger wrote:

oh be nice i thought it was sweet

*mental note* if wanting to woo cajun_tiger, commit personalised acts of vandalism [art?]

Pompey Magnus

"God is dead" - Neitzsche
"Neitzsche is dead" - God.

Made me laugh!

cajun_tiger

Dr. Loon wrote:

Ha ha. Yeah, a class act he must've been.

and you know all about that now wouldn't you???

Dr. Loon

cajun_tiger wrote:

and you know all about that now wouldn't you???

Yes.

cajun_tiger

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

*mental note* if wanting to woo cajun_tiger, commit personalised acts of vandalism [art?]

make bigger mental note-takes a guy to be nice to woo cajun_tiger

Blub2k4

I remember for years the side of the swimming pool in Finglas had a spray painted effort on it which said "SUPPORT THE HUN" for years I used wonder what it meant until one day my father suggested that someone was caught spraying " SUPPORT THE HUNGER STRIKERS" and never got it finished it, made a lot more sense than supporting a medieval warrior tribe I tell ya.

cajun_tiger

(",) = dr loon

RE*AC*TOR

cajun_tiger wrote:

make bigger mental note-takes a guy to be nice to woo cajun_tiger

bigger?
that seems smaller...

lets compare:
if wanting to woo cajun_tiger, commit personalised acts of vandalism [art?]
takes a guy to be nice to woo cajun_tiger

yes - its smaller...
Can you explain this discrepancy?

Dr. Loon

cajun_tiger wrote:

(",) = dr loon

Yes.

cajun_tiger

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

bigger?
that seems smaller...

lets compare:
if wanting to woo cajun_tiger, commit personalised acts of vandalism [art?]
takes a guy to be nice to woo cajun_tiger

yes - its smaller...
Can you explain this discrepancy?

silly add the two together you gota be nice and do the vandalism stuff too

woosaysdan

Blub2k4 wrote:

I remember for years the side of the swimming pool in Finglas had a spray painted effort on it which said "SUPPORT THE HUN" for years I used wonder what it meant until one day my father suggested that someone was caught spraying " SUPPORT THE HUNGER STRIKERS" and never got it finished it, made a lot more sense than supporting a medieval warrior tribe I tell ya.

could be looking for support for a certain web site we all visit from time to time

orangerooster

Blub2k4 wrote:

"SUPPORT THE HUN"

Rofl.

Never really seen any toilet grafitti that I would said is really funny more really stupidly unfunny stuff tbh like the muck thats written all over UCD about Pat Patterson-such utter bollox ditto for almost every toilet roll dispenser having "collect here for arts degree" with an arrow pointing towards the bog roll.****ing idiots.

Private Joker

here i sit
all broken hearted
tried to sh1t
but only farted

Flukey

Don't let the bottom fall out of your world. Have a curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!

gucci

on a condom machine in pub in sligo "insert baby for refund"

therecklessone

Depeche_Mode wrote:

"God is dead" - Neitzsche
"Neitzsche is dead" - God.

Made me laugh!

Me too!

mycroft

a friend of mine was in Trinity as well as her brother and mum (mum was lecturing) Apparently one of the ladies jackets in the old part of trinity is used to exchange gossip about blokes ie

"What's the deal with Alan Blah 2nd yr economics"

and someone who knows him would see it and write what they knew

"Single but a crap shag"

or

"Sorry he's gay"

She spots someone asking about her brother and see's that her mum has written a response along the lines of "he's available but only dates nice well mannered girls, signed his mum"

Retr0gamer

From one of the dcu jacks:

In this toilet there is no paper
Behind the toilet there is a scraper
If the scraper cannot be found
Then drag your arse along the ground