If I could only go on a bender with....

joejoem · 20-12-2004 12:53PM #1

Ok who would you like to go on a big piss up with, alive or dead in any year. You also have a majoc button that allows you never to get too messed up or fall asleep, so you can go completley overboard and keep up with your piss up partners.

Mine would be The Rolling Stones, or Jim Morrison.

The Stones would be the best though, I reckon Jim would be in his own world and you would spend the night following him listening to him ramble on.

Spalk0 · 20-12-2004 12:59PM

Tommy tiernan - Comical purposes!
Chopper Read - Again comical purposes with a mad twist!

Some model - dont care really, as long as shes hot and purely for visual purposes!
And Nirvana!

steveland? · 20-12-2004 01:06PM

John Bonham... lots of whiskey

meditraitor · 20-12-2004 01:10PM

Brendan Behan, Cleopatra, Chief sitting Bull :mad:

I am MAN · 20-12-2004 01:11PM

George best, hahahaha

Zulu · 20-12-2004 01:16PM

Led Zepplin, and Kate Moss.

20-12-2004 01:17PM

Brendan Behan, Tom Waits, Nick Cave and Bill Hicks. (He's the driver!)

ven0m · 20-12-2004 01:33PM

Tommy Lee or Dimebag Darrell (RIP-CFH)

::: ven0mous :::

steveland? · 20-12-2004 01:39PM

Bill Hicks actually good idea... you'd have to replace the booze with mushies though...

ShiverinEskimo · 20-12-2004 03:12PM

I've said it for years...Billy Connolly. I'd have to go to hospital then though when my organs start falling out my split sides.

If not Bill, then Kiera Knightly, and just get her hammered and pray to the lucky-shag god.

Cactus Col · 20-12-2004 03:13PM

bender from futurama

johnor · 20-12-2004 03:14PM

Eamon Dunphy
Colin Farrell

comic value, see how much the reallydrink etc.

Canis Lupus · 20-12-2004 03:22PM

Billy Connelly would have to be my choice.

gazzer · 20-12-2004 03:33PM

Billy Connolly here also... actually i have already had a drink with him...

When i was in Perth at a bar - b - q about nine years ago in one of the local parks a gang of us spotted Billy walking along on his own... we called him over and he chatted with us for a few minutes... he didnt have a drink though .. he seemed a lot calmer and quieter then he does on stage

azezil · 20-12-2004 03:37PM

Hugh Hefner, at the playboy mansion rarr

Krusty_Clown · 20-12-2004 03:46PM

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf - The Iraqi Information officer.
The fun you would have!

Me: It's your round Mohammed.
Mohammed: You are the dirt in the desert. I will feed you only death and hell. you are in my trap. You are not even in this bar. Your request is basic propaganda. We will slaughter you all. I've no money.

ShiverinEskimo · 20-12-2004 05:29PM

Krusty_Clown wrote:

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf - The Iraqi Information officer.
The fun you would have!

Me: It's your round Mohammed.
Mohammed: You are the dirt in the desert. I will feed you only death and hell. you are in my trap. You are not even in this bar. Your request is basic propaganda. We will slaughter you all. I've no money.

okaaay, i bet you're a wow at parties.

humanji · 20-12-2004 05:44PM

It would have to be Richard Harris! God knows where you'd end up.

weemcd · 20-12-2004 06:41PM

johnny vegas

Standard Toaster · 20-12-2004 06:53PM

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer

Failing that, Billy Connolly

Skellington · 20-12-2004 09:41PM

SteveD wrote:

Bill Hicks actually good idea... you'd have to replace the booze with mushies though...

excellent, and you'd have to have jim morrisson there aswell...

rmacm · 21-12-2004 12:31AM

Bill Hicks and/or Billy Connolly - Would be an excellent piss up I think
Kristina Loken (the female terminator - what can I say I have a thing for her

)

Cheers
Rory

NeoSlicerZ · 21-12-2004 02:51AM

Bender, and hot girl of my choice ;-)

G-Cop · 21-12-2004 02:55AM

I think bender is the best choice yet!
After that I would choose sinatra/dean martin/sammy davis/etc that would be some party!

Healio · 21-12-2004 03:01AM

has to be the dirty sanchez boys.

dangerman · 21-12-2004 03:03AM

Krusty_Clown wrote:

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf - The Iraqi Information officer.
The fun you would have!

Me: It's your round Mohammed.
Mohammed: You are the dirt in the desert. I will feed you only death and hell. you are in my trap. You are not even in this bar. Your request is basic propaganda. We will slaughter you all. I've no money.

haha thats funny.

i would pick jesus.

Chonaic · 21-12-2004 03:08AM

Lenny, Karl, Barney and Homer.

Agent Smith · 21-12-2004 03:11AM

paris hilton, just so i could take advantageof her afterwards....
failing that,
george best

Krusty_Clown · 22-12-2004 01:48AM

ShiverinEskimo wrote:

Kiera Knightly, and just get her hammered and pray to the lucky-shag god.

ShiverinEskimo wrote:

okaaay, i bet you're a wow at parties.

LOL!. This from the guy who's only hope of a shag is to try and get a women drunk enough. I'll bet you're a wow with the ladies..

Giblet · 22-12-2004 01:56AM

Gnr

Dempsey · 22-12-2004 02:02AM

Mohammed Ali, Billy Connolly, Homer, Bender

The Dirty Sanchez Lads would be fun until you're stapled to something, burned, hit over the head with a snow shovel, electricuted...etc

If I could only go on a bender with....

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