If I could only go on a bender with....

joejoem

Ok who would you like to go on a big piss up with, alive or dead in any year. You also have a majoc button that allows you never to get too messed up or fall asleep, so you can go completley overboard and keep up with your piss up partners.

Mine would be The Rolling Stones, or Jim Morrison.

The Stones would be the best though, I reckon Jim would be in his own world and you would spend the night following him listening to him ramble on.

Spalk0

Tommy tiernan - Comical purposes!
Chopper Read - Again comical purposes with a mad twist!
Some model - dont care really, as long as shes hot and purely for visual purposes!
And Nirvana!

steveland?

John Bonham... lots of whiskey

meditraitor

Brendan Behan, Cleopatra, Chief sitting Bull :mad:

I am MAN

George best, hahahaha

Zulu

Led Zepplin, and Kate Moss.

Brendan Behan, Tom Waits, Nick Cave and Bill Hicks. (He's the driver!)

ven0m

Tommy Lee or Dimebag Darrell (RIP-CFH)


::: ven0mous :::

steveland?

Bill Hicks actually good idea... you'd have to replace the booze with mushies though...

ShiverinEskimo

I've said it for years...Billy Connolly. I'd have to go to hospital then though when my organs start falling out my split sides.

If not Bill, then Kiera Knightly, and just get her hammered and pray to the lucky-shag god.

Cactus Col

bender from futurama

johnor

Eamon Dunphy
Colin Farrell

comic value, see how much the reallydrink etc.

Canis Lupus

Billy Connelly would have to be my choice.

gazzer

Billy Connolly here also... actually i have already had a drink with him...

When i was in Perth at a bar - b - q about nine years ago in one of the local parks a gang of us spotted Billy walking along on his own... we called him over and he chatted with us for a few minutes... he didnt have a drink though .. he seemed a lot calmer and quieter then he does on stage

azezil

Hugh Hefner, at the playboy mansion rarr

Krusty_Clown

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf - The Iraqi Information officer.
The fun you would have!

Me: It's your round Mohammed.
Mohammed: You are the dirt in the desert. I will feed you only death and hell. you are in my trap. You are not even in this bar. Your request is basic propaganda. We will slaughter you all. I've no money.

ShiverinEskimo

Krusty_Clown wrote:

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf - The Iraqi Information officer.
The fun you would have!

Me: It's your round Mohammed.
Mohammed: You are the dirt in the desert. I will feed you only death and hell. you are in my trap. You are not even in this bar. Your request is basic propaganda. We will slaughter you all. I've no money.

okaaay, i bet you're a wow at parties.

humanji

It would have to be Richard Harris! God knows where you'd end up.

weemcd

johnny vegas

Standard Toaster

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer

Failing that, Billy Connolly

Skellington

SteveD wrote:

Bill Hicks actually good idea... you'd have to replace the booze with mushies though...

excellent, and you'd have to have jim morrisson there aswell...

rmacm

Bill Hicks and/or Billy Connolly - Would be an excellent piss up I think
Kristina Loken (the female terminator - what can I say I have a thing for her )

Cheers
Rory

NeoSlicerZ

Bender, and hot girl of my choice ;-)

G-Cop

I think bender is the best choice yet!
After that I would choose sinatra/dean martin/sammy davis/etc that would be some party!

Healio

has to be the dirty sanchez boys.

dangerman

Krusty_Clown wrote:

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf - The Iraqi Information officer.
The fun you would have!

Me: It's your round Mohammed.
Mohammed: You are the dirt in the desert. I will feed you only death and hell. you are in my trap. You are not even in this bar. Your request is basic propaganda. We will slaughter you all. I've no money.

haha thats funny.

i would pick jesus.

Chonaic

Lenny, Karl, Barney and Homer.

Agent Smith

paris hilton, just so i could take advantageof her afterwards....
failing that,
george best

Krusty_Clown

ShiverinEskimo wrote:

Kiera Knightly, and just get her hammered and pray to the lucky-shag god.

ShiverinEskimo wrote:

okaaay, i bet you're a wow at parties.

LOL!. This from the guy who's only hope of a shag is to try and get a women drunk enough. I'll bet you're a wow with the ladies..

Giblet

Gnr

Dempsey

Mohammed Ali, Billy Connolly, Homer, Bender

The Dirty Sanchez Lads would be fun until you're stapled to something, burned, hit over the head with a snow shovel, electricuted...etc

Shrimp

Mohammed Ali would not drink as he is a Muslim.. please Research this...prrff!!

steveland?

Nikki Sixx...

Brock

has to be ricard pryor funniest man alive
bruce campbell kick ass guy
lindsey lohan pretty straight forward
Brock

aidan_dunne

So many to choose from. Though, as a motorsport's fan I'd have to say:

In first place, the one and only James Hunt. The ultimate racing playboy!

Second, Graham Hill, another great guy at parties and pissups in his day.

Joint third, Alain Prost and the late, great Ayrton Senna. Get them well pissed and see them start a fight. Could be interesting to watch.

Billy Connolly would be great, as well.

Jim Morrison for his insights into life, the universe and all it entails!

For the eye candy, the f**king stunning Angelina Jolie and Sandra Bullock. Nyom nyom!

Dempsey

Shrimp wrote:

Mohammed Ali would not drink as he is a Muslim.. please Research this...prrff!!

He'd still be a laff without drink. I'd get locked for the both of us

bringitdown

Shane McGowan, Oliver Reed, Bill Hicks, and Georgie Best.

Throw in a good looking woman or 5 and we'd be in for a night to "remember".