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Guess which one?

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  • #152
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Papa Smut wrote:
    Whats is fluffy that boxers are frightened off?
    ¡Towels!


  • #153
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 12,761 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    PH01 wrote:
    ¡Towels!
    Correct! You're up.


  • #154
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Papa Smut wrote:
    Correct! You're up.
    WooHoo!

    This chap lives on the 12th floor of a building. Every morning he takes the lift from his floor down to the ground floor, and goes to work at Boardsie Inc.
    In the evening when he returns to his building he takes the lift to the 7th floor, then he takes the stairs to the 12th floor.
    Why?


  • #155
    [Deleted User]
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    He's a dwarf (little person for the PC brigade)

    I pass on my go as I have to leave now... :D


  • #156
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Papa Smut wrote:
    He's a dwarf (little person for the PC brigade)

    I pass on my go as I have to leave now... :D
    Correct!

    What's brown and sticky?


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  • #157
    steveland?
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    same avatar month!


  • #158
    Blisterman
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    A brown stick.


  • #159
    Aava
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭Aava


    PH01 wrote:
    I've got a one cent coin in one of my hands, guess which one?
    Banana hammock?


  • #160
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Atari.... jaguar?


  • #161
    Sherifu
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    PH01 wrote:
    What's brown and sticky?
    mr hanky the christmas poo?


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  • #162
    Blisterman
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    Any answer?


  • #163
    monkeyfudge
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    Blisterman wrote:
    Any answer?
    I'd say you were right with the brown stick...

    sheesh...

    is this what it's come to in my absence?

    And here I was thinking I'd try out a hard one.... not an easy one like my earlier one.


  • #164
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Blisterman wrote:
    A brown stick.
    Correct! A stick, though 'poo' and 'Atari Jaguar' were very close.
    Your go Blister!


  • #165
    Sherifu
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    In blistermans absence:

    If you look on my face you won't find 13 any place.
    What am I?


  • #166
    Spalk0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    A clock?


  • #167
    Sherifu
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    Trigger! wrote:
    A clock?
    yes that was quick!


  • #168
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 12,761 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Twas easy, All our brains have been sharpened by the proverbial boards parer!!


  • #169
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Papa Smut wrote:
    Twas easy, All our brains have been sharpened by the proverbial boards parer!!
    The plan is to dumb it down and then start the lightning round!
    and catch you all in a catatonic state!


  • #170
    Spalk0
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    Where do you get these riddles? or what do you call them?


  • #171
    [Deleted User]
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    I believe the long ones, like the light switch, romeo and juliet are called enigmas


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  • #172
    Blisterman
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    You're in a room with two doors. One leads to instant death, one to safety. Each door is guarded by a guard. You're allowed ask one question to either of them. One of them always lies, one always tells the truth, but you don't know which is which.
    How do you find out which door leads to safety?


  • #173
    The_B_Man
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    ask them a maths question? like wat 2+2.


  • #174
    Spalk0
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    Shove one of them through the door and see if he dies?hehe


  • #175
    Blisterman
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    Even if you know who's the lier, you still don't know which door is which, and you've used up your one question. And they're really fat, so you can't push them through the door.


  • #176
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Blisterman wrote:
    You're in a room with two doors. One leads to instant death, one to safety. Each door is guarded by a guard. You're allowed ask one question to either of them. One of them always lies, one always tells the truth, but you don't know which is which.
    How do you find out which door leads to safety?
    Ask one of them if hes a guard, the truthful will say yes, and the liar will say no?
    /edit I thought each guarded a specific door :(
    so this idea is shìt


  • #177
    sprinkles
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    Damn it I heard thi before and can't remember.

    You obvioulsy can't ask them the same question, one will lie and one will tell the truth. You need 2 different questions.

    No work for me this evening so...............


  • #178
    Blub2k4
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    Blisterman wrote:
    You're in a room with two doors. One leads to instant death, one to safety. Each door is guarded by a guard. You're allowed ask one question to either of them. One of them always lies, one always tells the truth, but you don't know which is which.
    How do you find out which door leads to safety?

    You ask one of them, it doesn't matter which one, "If I ask the other guy which door to go through what would he say?"
    Then you do the opposite.


  • #179
    Blub2k4
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    The two sheep looking north and south looking at each other are either side of one of the poles.


  • #180
    [Deleted User]
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    sprinkles wrote:
    No work for me this evening so...............

    Watch the Labyrinth, the answers there!!!


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  • #181
    sprinkles
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    got it. Ask one guy an obvious question ie. what is 2+2 (thanks for the idea) and if he answers 4 he tells the truth. Then ask the other guy which is the safe door. Take the other one.

    If the guy answers anything other than 2 then he is the lier, so ask the other guy which is the safe door and take it.

    YES!!


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