Guess which one?

PH01

Trigger! wrote:

More to the point, how difficult must it be to juggle 3 1 kilo pieces of gold!

It might be easier than juggling 3 1kg bags of feathers?

PH01

monkeyfudge wrote:

A married couple goes to a movie. During the movie the husband strangles the wife. He is then able to get her body home without attracting attention. How?

It's a Drive-In Movie?

Spalk0

monkeyfudge wrote:

Do you have one Trigger? I have one....

okay...

A married couple goes to a movie. During the movie the husband strangles the wife. He is then able to get her body home without attracting attention. How?

Its a drive in Movie they went to see and he tapes her head to the headrest and drives home?

monkeyfudge

Yes.. Drive-in movie... that's right...

How about a hard one?

A man is dead in his bedroom. All the doors and windows are locked from the inside. On the floor near to him is a wooden stick and a pile of sawdust. The man has no visible injuries and there is a man at the window laughing.

How did the man die?

You'll probably have to ask me questions for this one... And also if you have heard it before, please don't shout out the answer...

Sherifu

Trigger! wrote:

tapes her head to the headrest

What kind of sick c**t does that?
I think you've done this before!

Spalk0

Modified wrote:

What kind of sick c**t does that?
I think you've done this before!

Hehe got the idea from the Getaway!

Sherifu

monkeyfudge wrote:

You'll probably have to ask me questions for this one...

Did the dead man have a sawdust fettish?

penguinbloke

tapes her head to the headrest

Modified wrote:

What kind of sick c**t does that?
I think you've done this before!

What worries me is the fact that I was thinking that that made sense

PH01

monkeyfudge wrote:

Yes.. Drive-in movie... that's right...

How about a hard one?

A man is dead in his bedroom. All the doors and windows are locked from the inside. On the floor near to him is a wooden stick and a pile of sawdust. The man has no visible injuries and there is a man at the window laughing.

How did the man die?

You'll probably have to ask me questions for this one... And also if you have heard it before, please don't shout out the answer...

Whooooooooooooa, dar horsey!
The deal is that, when you get it right IT'S YOUR GO!

And the answer to that one is that your man ate a load of cabbage, then went to bed.
During the night he farted so much that the fumes killed him in his sleep. And that's what the man is laughing about!

monkeyfudge

monkeyfudge wrote:

Yes.. Drive-in movie... that's right...

How about a hard one?

A man is dead in his bedroom. All the doors and windows are locked from the inside. On the floor near to him is a wooden stick and a pile of sawdust. The man has no visible injuries and there is a man at the window laughing.

How did the man die?

You'll probably have to ask me questions for this one... And also if you have heard it before, please don't shout out the answer...

Was there a wager involved?

monkeyfudge

Modified wrote:

Did the dead man have a sawdust fettish?

Nope. No sawdust fetishes were harmed during the production of this puzzle.

And it has nothing to do with vampires either... (this is in response to a PM)

monkeyfudge

PH01 wrote:

Whooooooooooooa, dar horsey!
The deal is that, when you get it right IT'S YOUR GO!

Go ahead if you have one then... we can do 2 in conjunction... it means less waiting around that way...



And no wagers were involved...

PH01

monkeyfudge wrote:

Go ahead if you have one then... we can do 2 in conjunction... it means less waiting around that way...



And no wagers were involved...

And the answer to that one is that your man ate a load of cabbage, then went to bed.
During the night he farted so much that the fumes killed him in his sleep. And that's what the man is laughing about!

Spalk0

How big is the stick of wood?

*somebody sulks, goes home and takes the ball with them*

monkeyfudge

Trigger! wrote:

How big is the stick of wood?

I only want to be able to answer yes or no... otherwise it's too easy...

But the size of the stick is relevant

sprinkles

3 quick ones:

1. My full brother and I were born in the same hour of the same day of the same year to the same biological mother and have the same biological father, but we are not twins. Why?

2. Hogan and Snead are professional golfers and long-time rivals. One day during a game, they had each scored 30 when Hogan hit a bad shot. Snead immediately added 10 to his own score. Snead then hit a good shot and won the game. Why?

3. A bomber takes off from the airport carrying a bomb. The bombay doors open and the pilot presses the release button and everything works fine but the bomb does not leave its cradle. Why?

Spalk0

ok, is the roof of the bedroom wooden?

pickarooney

Is the man a very small person?

Sherifu

sprinkles wrote:

3 quick ones:

1. My full brother and I were born in the same hour of the same day of the same year to the same biological mother and have the same biological father, but we are not twins. Why?

2. Hogan and Snead are professional golfers and long-time rivals. One day during a game, they had each scored 30 when Hogan hit a bad shot. Snead immediately added 10 to his own score. Snead then hit a good shot and won the game. Why?

3. A bomber takes off from the airport carrying a bomb. The bombay doors open and the pilot presses the release button and everything works fine but the bomb does not leave its cradle. Why?

1. triplets?
2. cause golf doesnt really matter?
3. the ty lad forgot to oil the moving parts?

monkeyfudge

The roof isn't relevent.

And yes... he is a small person, possibly the same one who has to get off the elevator 5 floors early as he can't reach the buttons....(Have you heard this before?)

And Sprinkles:
1) There has to be a third brother then and they are triplets
2) Did his ball smack off Hogan's head instantly killing him?

sprinkles

monkeyfudge wrote:

The roof isn't relevent.

And Sprinkles:
1) There has to be a third brother then and they are triplets
2) Did his ball smack off Hogan's head instantly killing him?

1. correct

2. keep trying, think outside the box hehe

monomaniac

Did the man in the locked room eat the wooden stick - no idea why there's a bloke watching at the window. Is he a window cleaner?

sprinkles wrote:

1. My full brother and I were born in the same hour of the same day of the same year to the same biological mother and have the same biological father, but we are not twins. Why?

You were born in different months? E.g. both born on a Mon at 09:00 in the year 1970.

sprinkles

monomaniac wrote:

Did the man in the locked room eat the wooden stick - no idea why there's a bloke watching at the window. Is he a window cleaner?

You were born in different months? E.g. both born on a Mon at 09:00 in the year 1970.

1. triplets. Monkey boy got it right.

Spalk0

Because Snead has a higher handicap than Hogan?

Spalk0

3: the bomber has its nose dipped?

Sherifu

sprinkles wrote:

1. triplets. Monkey boy got it right.

ahem, am i invisible, a lot of stuff gets missed on this thread :rolleyes:

monomaniac

Hogan was disqualified? He putted Snead's ball? (Ummm... where's that book on golf rules??)

monkeyfudge

monomaniac wrote:

Did the man in the locked room eat the wooden stick - no idea why there's a bloke watching at the window. Is he a window cleaner?

No, no eating was involved... and no farting either... And the guy at the window isn't a window cleaner.

sprinkles

Modified wrote:

ahem, am i invisible, a lot of stuff gets missed on this thread :rolleyes:

apologies, stuff just moves so fast

You got it right.

2. wrong

3. kinda, so I'll give it to you, the plane was upside down


2. is still open