Toilet graffiti

One I read a few years ago. It was written to the right of a urinal and well spaced out.

If you are reading this you are now pissing on your right leg

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=leukatronmy

if it's not in there it's not likely to be anywhere.

in my work toilets: "Flush hard, it's a long way to the canteen". very apt too, just recently.

Also in my old school toilets was this little ditty.

some come here to sit and think.
some come here to sh1t and stink.
i come here to scratch my balls.
and read the writing on the walls.

very poetic i thought.

A great one in a toilet in Town (Dublin)

"the joke is not on the wall,it's in your hand"

I nearly p1ssed on myself when i was laughing

Back in my college days I remember seeing these:

"Robert DeNiro"
And somebody had written underneath it: "drives a Mitsubishi Zero"

Also:

"It won't be long now, said the monkey as the lawnmower ran over his tail"

Stupid student humour, but it made me laugh.

Enjoying this thread so far (sad old me). My contribution, spotted in the jacks at The Cherry Tree, Walkinstown:

"How the f*ck can me bird be outside when she's at home? F*ckin wind up c*nts..."

Oscar Wilde couldn't have set the scene better! Poor fella, scared to come out of the jacks...