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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    in the car


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    where it morphed into an alternative...............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    jam sandwidge. Which was then swallowed Gowzoor the Giant...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    time machine with bright blue buttons that said do not press


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    but it was written in Gozworlian and I couldn't understand it so Of course I pressed the buttons, to my surprise.........


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    and ended up back with the dinosaurs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Gowzoor the Giant, Pieces and I were transported back into the time of dinosaurs who surrounded us...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    the dinosaurs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Yes that's right, dinosaurs!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    where mr T.rex invited us to dinner


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,152 ✭✭✭sound_wave


    the end!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    which was embarrassing because we didn't bring a gift, so we...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    picked some flowers along the way


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Mr. T. rex's partner in crime fighting was hiding under the flowers.

    "I pity the fool who hides under flowers" said Mr. T rex, as his partner in crime fighting answered "What you talkin' bout"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    confused and scared we ran back to the time machine but it was gone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    But it was ok as Mr. T-Rex and Murdock, his partner in crime, were fighting. Gowzoor the Giant had an idea...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    so we search through the countryside in search for the lost time machine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭cajun_tiger


    and it was in the last place we looked


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    it was behind the rock that was shaped like a time machine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭cajun_tiger


    from the crowd of on lookers they gasped
    " oh a wheel"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    but guarding it was a Cajun Tiger who wore a medal around it's neck which said...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    im with stupid....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    And then I saw stupid.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    a 800dpound gorrilla that looks like mary harney


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭cajun_tiger


    my best friend said the cajun tiger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    oh my god it is mary harney and she is a gorilla


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    the gorilla masterbated infront of her


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    and blew its load all over the place knocking us into the time machine and to 1885


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    ...only to find ourselves in the middle of the Serbo-Bulgarian War covered in scum.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    i yawned cos it was boring and decided to go to the cinema


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