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  • #32
    woosaysdan
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    i ate mars everyday until a alien from uranus arrived.....................


  • #33
    sprinkles
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    who looked exactly like Eamonn Dunphy....


  • #34
    woosaysdan
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    except with a beard


  • #35
    sprinkles
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    but it was no ordinary beard.......................


  • #36
    woosaysdan
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    the beard was alive


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  • #37
    sound_wave
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    and continued to grow and grow...


  • #38
    woosaysdan
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    then it started talking about roy keane


  • #39
    ionapaul
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    even creatures from uranus have heard of the mighty....keane


  • #40
    woosaysdan
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    i raised my gun an fired.........................sh!t no bullets left......................


  • #41
    _sheep
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    so i says to mabel i says ....


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  • #42
    sanncoo
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    So I took a piece of fruitcake and................


  • #43
    sprinkles
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    i shouted: Mick was right in Saipan", which angered the beast


  • #44
    woosaysdan
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    ate uuummmmmmmmmmm fruitcake aaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


  • #45
    PH01
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    "..great player, great player, great player, great player " it kept saying. It was driving me crazy. I had no bullets for my gun.
    What could I do?


  • #46
    LoneGunM@n
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    so I ate the magic baked beans, bent over, cracked my arse cheeks and squeezed off a volley of ...


  • #47
    sanncoo
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    Currants...hate currants! Mabel looked at me, then smiled and said........


  • #48
    woosaysdan
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    you ate all my fruitcake


  • #49
    cajun_tiger
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    some little green man picked up a currant and said"they dont taste like currants" and...


  • #50
    PH01
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    they're not currants Dummy, they're...


  • #51
    woosaysdan
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    peanuts............................


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  • #52
    sanncoo
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    The green man started to swell, as a look of realisation suddenly materialised on his.......


  • #53
    woosaysdan
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    belly i dont like peanuts he shouted as he blew into pieces


  • #54
    sanncoo
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    Pieces wasn't one bit happy! He decided to take the party to...........


  • #55
    PH01
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    Marzeepan, and I followed Pieces there.


  • #56
    woosaysdan
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    venus for a beach party


  • #57
    smoke.me.a.kipper
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    the buena vista social club where tom selleck was sporting a rather fetching...


  • #58
    woosaysdan
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    birthday suit


  • #59
    PH01
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    Pieces started to get jealous of Tom's suit


  • #60
    woosaysdan
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    and got into his


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  • #61
    sanncoo
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    and he told his neices to keep their...............


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