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woosaysdan · 10-11-2004 01:15PM #1

ye all know the score keep it clean and interesting

ok so he we go

i was just after waking up, i looked out the window and nearly died with shock..........................................

sprinkles · 10-11-2004 01:37PM

As my wife attached me with a 50volt battery, but wait a minute, thats not my wife......

woosaysdan · 10-11-2004 01:40PM

its my neighbours wife as she ties both ends to my two swolen..........................

cajun_tiger · 10-11-2004 01:46PM

ankles and then pick up a huge....

woosaysdan · 10-11-2004 01:47PM

hammer that was convienently placed beside the bed..........

LoneGunM@n · 10-11-2004 02:00PM

& tries to imitate Kathy Bates by having a go @ my knees, but ...

sprinkles · 10-11-2004 02:01PM

Just then, a knock on the door....

woosaysdan · 10-11-2004 02:03PM

she goes to answer it as i quickly escape out the window....................

Spalk0 · 10-11-2004 02:09PM

........and fall 25 feet into the garden pool were billy the dog is.....

PH01 · 10-11-2004 02:10PM

...waiting by a spaceship owned by my REAL wife Lucy.

woosaysdan · 10-11-2004 02:11PM

who is really an alien form a far away planet

PH01 · 10-11-2004 02:13PM

called FruitCake12

Spalk0 · 10-11-2004 02:16PM

....were humans are enslaved and fruitcakes rule all.....

woosaysdan · 10-11-2004 02:17PM

we were going to her home planet, we took the 2nd left after the moon and then right at the traffic lights

cajun_tiger · 10-11-2004 02:17PM

and then

sprinkles · 10-11-2004 02:18PM

but there is a road block set up by the interspacial crack commando squad...fruitcake devision

Spalk0 · 10-11-2004 02:19PM

...then got a speeding ticket from the black hole police, but we gave a false name and pinned it on some space worms we had a run in with earlier....

PH01 · 10-11-2004 02:20PM

But you know how alien women drivers are like and we take a left instead of a right and we crash into Mars. The Clone Me says...

woosaysdan · 10-11-2004 02:21PM

not tonight dear i have a headache

cajun_tiger · 10-11-2004 02:22PM

but then

DEmeant0r · 10-11-2004 02:24PM

As I got out of the spaceship that has crashed into mars, I was surprised to find...

woosaysdan · 10-11-2004 02:24PM

she took out her micky extractor..........

cajun_tiger · 10-11-2004 02:30PM

my eyes grew large and my mouth watered...

PH01 · 10-11-2004 02:30PM

BANG!

woosaysdan · 10-11-2004 02:33PM

the spaceship blew up

sprinkles · 10-11-2004 02:33PM

a cajun lion breaks loose from her hold in the cargo bay, alarms go off, red lights blinking confusion everywhere.....

PH01 · 10-11-2004 02:34PM

She jumps on to Lucy...

woosaysdan · 10-11-2004 02:35PM

with one shot from my handgun bang bang

DEmeant0r · 10-11-2004 02:37PM

I mistakenly shot my wife...

woosaysdan · 10-11-2004 02:38PM

all the martians cheered

PH01 · 10-11-2004 02:48PM

...and the hail me as a GOD!

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