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the say something random thread

  • 05-11-2004 11:28AM
    #1
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭


    it does exactly what it says on the tin post random pieces of drivvel here


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  • #2
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    I'm goin for a smoke now


  • #3
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    shout abuse shout abuse shout abuse shout abuse shout abuse shout abuse im shouting abuse


  • #4
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    What do you call a man with no balls?

    Patrick.


  • #5
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    what do you call a man with only a left testicle?
    aright bollix


  • #6
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    shut up
    you shut up
    no you shut up
    you're the one whos talking
    well theres no one else here
    shhhhhushhhhhh
    what was that
    huh
    the wind


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  • #7
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    russian prostitute

    onyourbackyabitch


  • #8
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    boys have penises girls have vaginas


  • #9
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Lee Van Cleef is a hoor.


  • #10
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    who is that?


  • #11
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Lee Van Cleef


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  • #12
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    "Something random"


  • #13
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    you never said simon said


  • #14
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    pam wrote:
    "Something random"

    "something random thread" I'm sure is what you meant.


  • #15
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    dont tell pam what to do sit on your hand till it goes numb and it almost feels like someone elses


  • #16
    RE*AC*TOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    i demand more from the houses of the future!


  • #17
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    like??? a talking fridge and an electric sofa


  • #18
    RE*AC*TOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    woosaysdan wrote:
    like??? a talking fridge and an electric sofa


    you used to be cool :(


  • #19
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    i can be still hip!!! my mom told me that just the other day


  • #20
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Here's one for y'all

    "When will the novelty of typing stuff for the sake of it ever wear off?"


  • #21
    Ro: maaan!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    If there is I don't wanna know about it.


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  • #22
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    shut up i cant hear the voices in my head with all that typing


  • #23
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    cock

    its a funneh word when you think about it...Cock

    I will try to use it in a sentence today :p


  • #24
    RE*AC*TOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    Easy...

    Nickelback are Lulu with a cock and a guitar.
    To French (bablefish)
    Nickelback sont Lulu avec un robinet et une guitare.
    Back to english (babelfish)
    Nickelback are Lulu with a tap and a guitar.
    To Spanish (bablefish)
    Nickelback es Lulu con un golpecito y una guitarra.
    Back To English (babelfish)
    Nickelback is Lulu with a tap and a guitar.
    To Dutch (bablefish)
    Van de Slulu con V.N. van Nickelback guitarra van golpecitoy una.
    Back To English (babelfish)
    Of the Slulu con V.N. van Nickelback guitarra of golpecitoy una.


  • #25
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    cock.jpg


  • #26
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    woosaysdan wrote:
    cock.jpg

    can I pet your cock?
    or perhaps make your cock my pet?


  • #27
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Watch out.... there's innuendo's flyin' all over the shop here.

    Jesus!!! Did you see the size of the voop on that cóck?


  • #28
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    im *something random* and so is my wife.


  • #29
    MidnightQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,601 ✭✭✭MidnightQueen


    smoke-me-a-kipper wrote:
    im *something random* and so is my wife.

    I never saw a ring on your finger! :rolleyes:


    P.s Congrats on the 11th green dot! ;)


  • #30
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    KittyKat wrote:
    I never saw a ring on your finger! :rolleyes:


    P.s Congrats on the 11th green dot! ;)
    my ring isnt anywhere near my finger.


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  • #31
    cajun_tiger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭cajun_tiger


    shhhhhh its a sercret


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